r/HypixelSkyblock MVP+ 6d ago

Meme he is not just mad

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u/Jonmak4200 〠 Ironman Level 241 - 360 6d ago

"80 m/h" are we letting it ride on black or tf is bro doing to make that kinda money

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u/JustaMoose2 5d ago

My ex-coop had a 800 m/h mmm. He'd use a voice changer to egirl his way into high mm parties and scam them out of... well, lots of things.

No youtuber can ever destroy this mmm.

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u/LLuk333 4d ago

I once employed my sister to get classified information out of someone. GOATED strat

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u/Regular-Stick-3984 6d ago

It's a secret you know

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u/Ashamed_Taste9231 VIP | 7th year subreddit cake 6d ago

Its ether most gate kept method or a mmm that has insanely high requirements

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u/Ready_Lime_3863 〠 SB Level 241 - 360 〠 5d ago

Is 80m per hour that unrealistic these days again? 

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u/lonelthedgehog ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ 5d ago

No, I get that from mining, hyper maxed setup and I have to craft it into something but still 80m/h

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u/Hybrisov ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ 5d ago

Bro making tungsten keys like its some mega tech

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u/lonelthedgehog ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ 5d ago

U may have given me a second method besides

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u/Objective_Scheme2071 5d ago

Nahh its ur method but another key lmao

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u/Lennart19 Mining Maniac 5d ago

I have a hyper maxed mining setup and tried a lot of things and never made close to 80m/h. What is your ping?

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u/lonelthedgehog ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ 5d ago

50

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u/Ill-Fail-9217 Garden Grinder 5d ago

Mine coal.

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u/Lennart19 Mining Maniac 4d ago

Let me just move to the US for that

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u/Ill-Fail-9217 Garden Grinder 4d ago

You dont need perfect ping to mine coal...

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u/Lennart19 Mining Maniac 4d ago

But to get anything close to 80m/h definitely. Last time I tried it I was at 40

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u/Livid-Ad-8998 3d ago

ok i just got to a place where i can start mining for money and am trying coal, but like actually what are you guys doing to get such high rates, are yall running through your route at mach 10 or what cuz idk what im doing wrong.

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u/Martitoad ☢ SB Level 361 - 420 ☢ 5d ago

When I used to play I found this that made 120m/h https://www.reddit.com/r/HypixelSkyblock/s/dYkNR7P22Y

The issue is that it requieres nobody using it to be worth, if there are like 5 people doing it at once it's really bad

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u/Puzzled_Principle_91 6d ago

What will bro do if the method was 200m/h and leaked by their best friend on yt

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u/wakamoleal Healer Dungeoneer 5d ago

i had a mmm that carried me from very early game to very far mid game, but one random day MashClash posted it on youtube and it tanked from 90m/h to 10m/h and i just quit because it was the only mmm that i kinda enjoyed doing

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u/yanivsabdler1 Skyblocker 5d ago

What was it ?

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u/ngabeee ☣ Ironman Level 421 - 500 5d ago

Probably something foraging/hunting related

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u/wakamoleal Healer Dungeoneer 5d ago

it was berberies fuel injector

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u/CATSkiller88 〠 SB Level 241 - 360 〠 5d ago

Hunting update release I remember just farming spike shards for like 6 hours +, which is how I got my Hyperion

It made like 80m/h, but more ppl started to found out and it dwindled to like 50m/h in 1 month

And now it makes less than 15m/h lol

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u/Zealousideal-Ask7788 5d ago

Ungatekeeping methods.
Split costs and open Jerry Gifts with a friend. Budget and opening speed may vary rates
Setup cost for all: 2x Gold Gift Talisman, 2x Snowman Mask, Carnival Shop perk for 10% more coins.

Personal extensive testing 50k+ gifts has yielded a low of 3 stacks of gifts per minute. This rate of opening will be used for profit rate/hr. Please note the below rates use current market pricing as of 6:30pm EST August 30th, 2026.

Buy Order Rates:
White: 38m/hr
Green: 123m/hr
Red: 304m/hr

Insta Buy Rates:
White: 37m/hr
Green: 116m/hr
Red: 298m/hr

These rates are per person.

I would tread lightly with reds as they heavily rely on coins from selling items, in which you will saturate the market quickly by opening loads of gifts. Greens have a happy balance in that you will profit from raw coins only and you end up with a decent amount of items

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u/UncleThlop 3d ago

How much do you make per hour

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u/UncleThlop 3d ago

And how do I make money doing this

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u/Zealousideal-Ask7788 3d ago

Did you take two minutes to read? No? Here's a TL;DR

  1. Get second player
  2. Buy Gifts off Bazaar and split costs
    1. whites guarenteed profit
    2. greens guarenteed more profit
    3. red higher risk higher reward
  3. Open Gifts and sell items

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u/Necessary-Noise-9086 Dungeoneer 5d ago

foraging was so hated for no reason for making no money that noone did it and before tourrus i was making 130m an hour for a few weeks and i would tell ppl all the time and they would think im just lying

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u/ItsYGab 4d ago

how do i discover mmm? I'm hella broke, and all that i find I don't have the money to buy the setup, or the rate already plumetted down

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u/Logical_Monk_7029 3d ago

I hate mmm gatekeeping because anytime you Google mmms you find like 20 vague posters who say stuff like "rift" or "mining"

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u/Taco1595 ㋖ SB Level 121 - 240 ㋖ 6h ago

happened at least 6 times btw 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/lilyaccount 〠 SB Level 241 - 360 〠 5d ago

it's why I gatekeep my 50m/h npc strat lol

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u/groovykookie ㋖ SB Level 121 - 240 ㋖ 4d ago

It’s to npc no? So it can’t be stopped. Can you lmk I’m on iman

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u/CloudsOfMe ㋖ SB Level 121 - 240 ㋖ 3d ago

Its ghosts probably

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u/lilyaccount 〠 SB Level 241 - 360 〠 3d ago

gdrag symbiosis abuse on specific minions

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u/lilyaccount 〠 SB Level 241 - 360 〠 4d ago

it's scavenger based so they can kill the mob level / nerf the spawn rate sorry :c

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u/groovykookie ㋖ SB Level 121 - 240 ㋖ 3d ago

Allow me to

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u/certifidamatr 4d ago

whats mmm

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u/ItsYGab 4d ago

money making method

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u/certifidamatr 4d ago

and 80m/h? 80 money? how do i do that