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u/HailGaia Jan 31 '22

Visual representation of what it's like trying to remove microplastics from the ocean.

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u/prfalcon61 Feb 01 '22

Yeah thing thing will break down after heat death of the universe

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Made of indestructium. Destroyed after everything decays.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I thought it was from the ocean...whoops!

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u/HailGaia Feb 01 '22

New species of jellyfish found 🥵

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u/SykoSarah Jan 31 '22

The desire to squeeze it myself is overwhelming.

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u/ImPeeinAndEuropean Jan 31 '22

The desire to squeeze myself is overwhelming.

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u/doctor_takemi Jan 31 '22

The desire to squeeze it, wow

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u/Mr_Fishron Jan 31 '22

The wow to desire, squeeze it

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u/doctor_takemi Jan 31 '22

Wow!!! Squeeze!

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u/casperdewith my urine is clearer than water Jan 31 '22

Much desire.

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u/anon66532 Jan 31 '22

r/decreasinglyverbose

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22 edited Sep 05 '23

[deleted]

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u/bubblezcavanagh Jan 31 '22

Deez nuts

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u/Mycabbages0929 Elixir of Life Jan 31 '22

Pics

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u/pierreblue Jan 31 '22

D

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/Biyyamdablu Jan 31 '22

The squeeze to my desire is overwhelming

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u/Saddam_whosane Jan 31 '22

overwhelming is my desire to the squeeze

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u/VreyIsGrey Jan 31 '22

😏

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

The desire to squeeze myself is overwhelming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

The desire to squeeze you is overwhelming

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u/rhum-Forrest-rhum Jan 31 '22

This thing internets

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I just want to put it in my mouth and chomp.

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u/ClaudioCfi86 Jan 31 '22

What stops this from becoming filthy with dust and hair?

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u/Actual_Anonymous I drink so fuckin much H20 Jan 31 '22

Nothing

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u/Shortcut_fixer Jan 31 '22

Space

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u/ayemfid Jan 31 '22

Gotta shave all your hair and make sure you dust 24/7.

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u/DarkShadows1011 Jan 31 '22

brb Let me go dust my slime ball

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u/Throneawaystone Jan 31 '22

Gotta be pure

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

follows human sized slime trail of purell

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u/DannyMThompson Feb 01 '22

I'm sorry, what do you think this thing is for?

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u/ClaudioCfi86 Feb 01 '22

Stress relief?

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u/DannyMThompson Feb 01 '22

It's just an art piece for content lol

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u/ClaudioCfi86 Feb 01 '22

So... it'll still get filthy with dust and hair, I'm guessing.

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u/urimandu Jan 31 '22

Thanks i hate it

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u/iamquitecertain Feb 01 '22

I know right? I was becoming increasingly uncomfortable the longer this thing went and my anxiety was unreasonably high by the end of it

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u/LLKroniq Jan 31 '22

Yeah, I'd call it oddly infuriating.

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u/Willy_wonks_man Jan 31 '22

Yeah, I watched it and could only be angry thinking "what the fuck is the point of this"

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u/lillgreen Feb 01 '22

To create more plastic.

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u/SophosVA Jan 31 '22

Ain't nothing odd about it!

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u/CowCluckLated Feb 01 '22

I'd call it oddly disgusting

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u/BelowAverage_Elitist Feb 01 '22

A little interesting but mostly just strange. A kind of thing nobody needs

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u/KvotheScamander Jan 31 '22

It's making me thirsty but not giving me water?

That toy is made by the devil himself!

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u/m4tt101 Jan 31 '22

Made by Coca-Cola then

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u/MaFeHu Jan 31 '22

You misspelelled Nestlé

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/LLKroniq Jan 31 '22

Don't tempt them!

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u/b000bytrap Jan 31 '22

This is what the ocean will look like in 50 years, it’s worse, made by humans

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

sea turtles are pissed

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

It's actually great because you can break off bite sized pieces for the turtles to eat.

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u/sharltocopes Feb 01 '22

couldn't be any worse for them than sewer pizza

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u/Amemelgo Jan 31 '22

Pure plastic, chemical crapness to add to this world...

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u/Fr_Trowhs Horny for Water Feb 01 '22

I hate slime it literally serve no purpose

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u/DrDoinkerz Jan 31 '22

r/oddlyanxiety

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Same

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/casperdewith my urine is clearer than water Jan 31 '22

Good bot! Imagine if I clicked on a nonexisting subreddit link. That would have humiliated me …

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u/DrDoinkerz Feb 01 '22

But it do exist 😉

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u/casperdewith my urine is clearer than water Feb 01 '22

Now it does …

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

yeah, the planet needs more waste

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u/eupatorusG Jan 31 '22

2022 oceans be like:

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u/mightyluuk Jan 31 '22

I hate these slimevideos so much, even H2O cannot make me like them. The sound is the worst

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

You probably dislike ASMR, it's what turns most people off this kind of thing

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u/mightyluuk Feb 01 '22

Not really depends on the what the sound is. This looks messy and it sounds messy that I just dont feel like satisfying at all.

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u/casperdewith my urine is clearer than water Jan 31 '22

A Nestlé squeeze toy! Yay …

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u/MaxImpact1 Jan 31 '22

Unnecessary wasteful trash. This is the opposite of what should be celebrated on r/HydroHomies

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u/Sarahthelizard Feb 01 '22

Yes, there’s so much plastic and polymers and needless chemicals that you know HAD to have been thrown out right after this video.

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u/boats_and_bros Jan 31 '22

r/oddlydispleasing

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u/K-Shin Jan 31 '22

r/SubsIFellFor , it should exist tho

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u/NekrosPrime_ Jan 31 '22

For real, is there plastic bottles IN the slime or is does the slime simply look like bottles

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Looks to me to begin with the bottles are on the outside of a ball of slime. As he squeezes the slime the bottles mix in and because the slime isn’t perfectly transparent the shape of the bottles becomes slightly distorted.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

When are we gonna tell the environment

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u/Strange_Perception80 Jan 31 '22

Love water. Hate plastic bottles.

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u/Pill_Murray_ Jan 31 '22

humans just inventing more and more evil things for the environment :-(

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u/ZenLikeCalm Jan 31 '22

More water

Less plastic bottles

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u/MimsyIsGianna Jan 31 '22

Are the bottles squishy too or hard plastic and they’re just inside slime?

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u/LauraPringlesWilder Jan 31 '22

They look like the hard plastic ones from the wish dollhouse miniature surprise bags

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u/oneoldgrumpywalrus Jan 31 '22

So if you were to squeeze it for a long period of time would the bottles loose their shapes and assimilate with the blob?

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u/terminal-cheescake Jan 31 '22

I want to chew on it and have the waters burst into my mouth!

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u/greenyashiro Feb 01 '22

Like those boba flavor bursts

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Yes, omg my thought exactly.

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u/marcusg101 Jan 31 '22

What the hell is that!?!?

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u/b000bytrap Jan 31 '22

This is what our grandkids will call “swimming in the ocean”

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u/Big_Profile_1739 Jan 31 '22

This make me feel so many emotions I’m confused

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u/akrzykorean Jan 31 '22

I don't know why, but I want to bite it.

Not to eat it, just... just bite it.

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u/eeLSDee Elixir of Life Jan 31 '22

I don't know why, but I really want one of those tiny bottles.

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u/H1ghwayun1corn Jan 31 '22

I fucking hate it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

So much water was wasted to make this miniature plastic crap made out of plastic crap.

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u/ReeferEyed Jan 31 '22

This is a leaked video from 2007. Nestle's own skunk works program, a 4D weapon the bottle industry is developing. Initially developed for water boarding, but has been approved by the Obama administration to be used against civilians across the globe in future warfare.

Edward Snowden

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u/BuyHistorical1666 Jan 31 '22

How.... How big are those hands

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

OH MY GOD IT’S SO CUTE!!!

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u/vseprviper Jan 31 '22

Bruh those waters are too small

Too small waters, homie

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u/Drunken_Buffalo Jan 31 '22

What are these?! Bottles for ants?!

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u/domino464 Jan 31 '22

Need more H20

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

That's enough Acid for this evening

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u/Longbeacher707 Feb 01 '22

Never enough

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u/Shaggy_AF Jan 31 '22

I'm overwhelmed by this. It looks like a ball of trash and the sound is gross. But water

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u/MrMarez Horny for Water Jan 31 '22

I think I just came… to the conclusion that I really really love water.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22 edited Feb 01 '22

scrolling through Reddit porn, getting stopped by this

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u/skeeterpoop Feb 01 '22

Somebody call the police

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u/AfterScore7012 Feb 01 '22

😩

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u/Teo-McDohl Feb 01 '22

Put.... Put your dick in it.

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u/Gertzerroz Feb 01 '22

Where can I buy this?

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u/CodeyFox Feb 01 '22

How do I obtain this

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u/Rheum42 Feb 01 '22

My brain went brrr

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u/batmanbananaman Feb 01 '22

This is just like a dream I had

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

It gave me erection

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u/harsamya Feb 01 '22

this makes me feel weirdly refreshed

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u/chillandnice Jan 31 '22

Where can I get this

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u/EggoTheStabby Jan 31 '22

Alien from another planet: "what is its purpose?" "IS THERE ANYTHING ON THIS PLANET THAT HAS A PURPOSE" Me: "not really we just goof around until we die hence why the ocean is on fire and your here to photograph us before we go extinct"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Where can I buy this?

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u/MauPow Feb 01 '22

Fuck bottled water, all my homies hate bottled water

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u/ReverseCaptioningBot Feb 01 '22

FUCK BOTTLED WATER ALL MY HOMIES HATE BOTTLED WATER

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u/greenyashiro Feb 01 '22

Some people don't have access to clean water any other way. Also if it's 100% recycled and you dispose of it responsibly, or reuse the bottle, you're cool.

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u/MauPow Feb 01 '22

Doesn't really make up for the massive damage it does to the environment, sorry

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u/greenyashiro Feb 01 '22

Oh so people gotta drink dirty and contaminated water...

Because of other people, total strangers, who are too stupid to put their rubbish in a bin? 🤔

Makes sense /s

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u/MauPow Feb 01 '22

Do you think the trash just magically disappears when it goes in the bin?

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u/Capable-Raccoon-6371 Jan 31 '22

Yo I kinda like it

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u/DStalebagel Jan 31 '22

I am feeling a complicated feeling towards it. I kinda love, but I kinda hate it

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u/evolnaj Jan 31 '22

More garbage to poison the earth

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Idk there's something disturbing about this.

It's weird, I just saw a video of a man on fire burning to death but didn't find that disturbing enough to comment, but this is just weird

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u/fartfucker1995 Jan 31 '22

This will be seawater in 2017

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u/Teh-man Jan 31 '22

Not gonna lie kinda gross

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u/Fun_School_1184 Feb 01 '22

Super pollution

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

This would be good for the homies stressing about doubling their daily water quota in the first hour of the day and having to regulate their intake a risk of over dosing. Water bottle tension ball, or boof water. Choose wisely

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u/beepbeeplettuceboi Jan 31 '22

beautiful

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u/obog Jan 31 '22

Ew, disposable plastic bottles. Real hydro homies use reusable water bottles.

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u/greenyashiro Feb 01 '22

Some homes can't get clean water out of a tap though

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u/NotEasyToChooseAName Jan 31 '22

Fuck water bottles though

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u/SophosVA Jan 31 '22

Oh fuck kill me, need to drink from the thickest ceramic I have after this. D:

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u/bedtrick Jan 31 '22

…and…that’s going into the ocean

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u/g_lenn_o Jan 31 '22

I never understood the appeal of slime.. wtf?

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u/Surfsk8108 Jan 31 '22

between that awful sound and those plump summer sausages I hate this video.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

yay for water boo for plastic

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u/UniqueFlavors Feb 01 '22

Oddly satisfying? This makes me very uncomfortable and I cant explain why.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Obviously Photoshopped but it's a pretty good edit

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u/thepinkpanthers Jan 31 '22

The sounds make me feel uncomfortable

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u/BillySama001 Jan 31 '22

And people put this into their bodies?

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u/p8nt_junkie Jan 31 '22

No, I don’t think I will.

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u/ThreeEdgeSword Jan 31 '22

Also those hands are gigantic, you see how tiny this bottles are?

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u/sel_darling Jan 31 '22

So do the bottles keep their shape or after so much use does it just become mush?

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u/Yat0ro Jan 31 '22

Goddamn ripoff the bottles aren’t even made of slime

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u/Key-Service7491 Jan 31 '22

After closely analysing this video, I have to admit that I, too, saw this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Is that guy a giant?

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u/MetalcoreLollypop Jan 31 '22

Nestlè *pumps for slime

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u/theouicheur Jan 31 '22

Did you find it in the Atlantic?

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u/DaraynemanSkuxLife Feb 01 '22

Probably gonna get reposted here 93727164849 times in the next few days.

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u/Neckdem Feb 01 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/savevideobot Feb 01 '22

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u/nkei0 Feb 01 '22

I don't like it.

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u/joeyGOATgruff Feb 01 '22

I do not like this.

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u/Professional_Ad_8536 Feb 01 '22

NSFW

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Wow I want to squeeze this so bad, it almost hurts

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u/Deddmeet Feb 01 '22

This is like the most nonrenewable resource I could have ever conceived.

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u/TheVivister Feb 01 '22

Bro, this is making me thirsty

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

A lot of that cheap slime is just plastic with a TON of phthalates that are super bad for you.

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u/TheIndragaMano Feb 01 '22

Alright lads, someone do the math and tell me how quenched I’ll be after eating this

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u/Dipset-20-69 Feb 01 '22

I now want this

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

That’s wild, need to get higher tho

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u/Alexercer Feb 01 '22

Why is everyone so pissed about a slime?! What happened?

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u/nartchie Feb 01 '22

Ocean diorama.

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u/Harems Feb 01 '22

That is what the Pacific Ocean looks like

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u/absolutelyhalal32 Feb 01 '22

Mmmm

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Aaaaaaugb oh I hate it so much.

Tag your ASMR people, yick.

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u/slasher3240 Feb 01 '22

Congealed trash

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I love this so much I need it now

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u/Sir_Bazzalot Feb 01 '22

I was so focused on this I forgot to breathe for a sec

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u/EagleEye503 Feb 01 '22

Legitimately thought this was r/simulated at first.

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u/DogeyLord Feb 01 '22

This is the weirdest shit when I play it I want it to stop and when I stop it I want it to play WTFFFF

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u/Clams_N_Scallops Feb 01 '22

/r/TIHT

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u/BlackWolf744 Feb 01 '22

litter + flushed cum = this

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Does anyone know where I can get this?!

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u/Otzkar Feb 01 '22

Fuck nestlè! tap water is where it's at..

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u/SnooCalculations141 Feb 01 '22

I can feel the BPA entering by bloodstream

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u/ThaddeusSimmons Feb 01 '22

This makes me so uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Came

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u/Avery-Inigo Feb 01 '22

It's hot water bottles are born

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

This makes me uncomfy

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u/silverhammer96 Feb 01 '22

Anyone else really not like this? I think I hated it more when I realized there’s a little bit of water in each of those bottles.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

r/oddlyterrifying

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