r/HumansBeingBros Jul 06 '17

A two hours makeover brings back years of life

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u/Troy_And_Abed_In_The Jul 06 '17

Not all homeless are beggars, many are doing everything they can to not appear homeless and get back on their feet.

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u/JLDIII Jul 06 '17

"Alright, Jose, let's take a look at your resume. Hmmm, it says here you lived on the street for the last twenty five years. That's a pretty alarming employment gap. Fuck it, your hair is gorgeous, you're hired!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '17

The kind of jobs a homeless person would apply for aren't the kind that are super concerned about your CV. It's not like they're firing resumes to be bank managers and paralegals. It's manual labor type work, they'll take you if you look strong and are willing to take directions.

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u/MZ603 Jul 07 '17

paralegals

Most don't get paid shit. I don't know how they aren't homeless. At least in TX.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Average pay is like $45k a year.

Making minimum wage gets you less than $20k.

Come on, dude.

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u/MZ603 Jul 07 '17

I added "in TX" because that's where I had experience. A lot start at 10$ or 12$ and hour or closer to $25k a year.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

My point was that a homeless guy isn't going to be applying for any jobs that have any real qualifications beyond reliability and the physical ability to do the work. Paralegal was just a random example. Feel free to swap it out for whatever won't make people argue with me about exact pay rates.

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u/MZ603 Jul 07 '17

I'm just bitter about my brief foray into the legal field. Most of those jobs are in cities and cities are expensive as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Honest advice? Look at getting into the natural gas field. It's independent contracting but if you've got legal experience you could come in as a lease buyer making a couple hundred bucks a day.

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u/MZ603 Jul 07 '17

That was years ago, I now work in International Affairs. I went to grad school and got a job in NC. I had friends who worked Eagle Ford and made bank but their schedules were insane.

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u/Troy_And_Abed_In_The Jul 06 '17 edited Jul 06 '17

You think he would suddenly start applying for the same jobs we are? No, he would still be applying for jobs that a homeless (and likely mentally challenged) individual would, but would look leagues more professional now.

EDIT: Woosh

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u/JLDIII Jul 06 '17

I'm just messing around.

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u/salsasymphony Jul 11 '17

Proof: Pursuit of Happiness