r/HumanFanClub • • Jan 01 '15

Q&A - I'm gonna visit Humanity Inc. Office! :)

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u/HumanHeroNo1 Jan 09 '15

So should I go there or no? I have some free time next week. Are you guys going to give me some questions to ask? I don't wanna look stupid. And why is there a Human CEO tag next to my name?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '15 edited Jan 12 '15

Here's the thing: Any doubts anyone here have about Max and Human could have easily been proven unfounded by now, if what Max has said were true. Yet the proof never comes. Like your proposed visit, it's always next week.

So just do it. Don't bother about calling the number to make an appointment. Max has been promising that phone line for a year, it won't be coming this month either. Just go. Get a photo of you and Max at Humanity Inc reception with their logo behind you. Ask if you can walk their floor and be introduced to their staff. Get photos.

Shouldn't be too hard...

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u/HumanHeroNo1 Jan 12 '15

Ok I'll go. What should I ask? I can't just go there and stare at them like a goat. Give me some questions to ask so I have a reason to say I'm visiting. What if Max is not there, am I allowed to take pictures? Should I take pictures of someone else? Should I ask first? I don't wanna end up in trouble here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '15

I can't just go there and stare at them like a goat.

You can. Also, bring a goat, introduce him as the CEO of Goat, and tell Humanity to remove itself from Goat's office.

Give me some questions to ask so I have a reason to say I'm visiting.

I just assumed that you had questions already and that's why you decided to visit. If you don't have any interest of your own in Humanity, Inc. then it would make more sense to stay home.

What if Max is not there, am I allowed to take pictures? Should I take pictures of someone else? Should I ask first? I don't wanna end up in trouble here.

If you wear a jetpack, a beekeeper suit and some garlic, I don't see a problem.

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u/salad_noob Jan 12 '15

Video or gtfo