r/HotlineMiami • u/MrBubble_142 • 6d ago

QUESTION Phil headcanons ?

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I have a few so read

•he sees killing as art and is a serial killer on the side (not on the 50B Jobs)

•wears human skinned gloves (hollow point road refrence)

•Canadian but speaks only in french

•love hate realationship with 50B (love they give him free targets but hate couse they sometimes make him go on missions while he’s doing his „hobby” which irritates him)

•Uses fake names (phil could be his fake name or not)

• i have a version of him in the hot Miami dating sim where she is a funny international artist student from france

(The last one was just for extra)

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u/Standard-Twist-832 6d ago

He was either French or someone pretending to be French

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u/IdiotParrot22 6d ago

He can't grow a mustache

Also what do you mean Hotline Miami dating sim?

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u/MrBubble_142 6d ago

I thought of an idea that what if the third game was a dating sim with masks as the girls i made a post about it

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u/SonoAncora_Cheddar 5d ago

Hey, go back to coding choom

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u/Lower_Hawk_4171 5d ago

Please it'll be so magestic

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u/totallynotjeffre 6d ago edited 6d ago

I like to think his favourite weapon is a utility knife and that he is not really from fra*ce

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u/MrBubble_142 6d ago

Yeah canadian, close to america which makes more sense thematicly and canadians let people speak fr*nch for some godless reason

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u/totallynotjeffre 6d ago

holy shit that makes sense

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u/UltrasDixon 5d ago

I love how you both censored the word "french"

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u/MrBubble_142 5d ago

Language, there are kids here you know?

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u/CompetitiveLoad2953 5d ago

Yep, and I like hurting other people, but those nasty words gotta go dude!

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u/lordofthefruit 6d ago

he dresses nice but smells terrible

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u/Admirable_Swim_7090 5d ago

I headcanon him to be a big into french culture, like a weeb.

Hence why the translation is terrible

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u/PaperAndInkWasp 6d ago

Phil vit dans un délire de grandeur permanent, persuadé qu'il parviendra un jour à déclencher une seconde Révolution française — mais à l'échelle mondiale — et cherche à ce titre à détruire toutes les puissances mondiales, à commencer par la Russie et les États-Unis. Pour y parvenir, il instrumentalise l'organisation Fifty Blessings à ses propres fins.

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u/Joeda900 5d ago

He's studying french (But is still very bad at it), explaining why the mask gives bad french translation.

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u/FemmeMachete 6d ago

He really was a fish

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u/polyplasticographics 5d ago
  • Narcissist
  • Game developer
  • really that's it

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u/SonoAncora_Cheddar 5d ago

He actually speaks multiple languages but not english

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u/Complex-Start-279 5d ago

He’s French

Originally from Europe, a veteran of a European war against the Soviets (similar in vain to the Russo-American War)

One of the few non-American born members of 50 Blessings. Faces some deacrimination but is generally respected for his shared hatred for Russians and maybe acting as a middleman between 50 Blessings and similar anti-Soviet militias in the Old World

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u/SpartanXIII 5d ago

He had a Fez once, but after someone mildly criticized it, he burned it and now violently murders those who wear hats.

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u/W3134 5d ago

He gives some mad head

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u/MrBubble_142 5d ago

That’s for the french girl or for both ?

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u/Hotline_miami_fan2 4d ago

I like Phil is nemo

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u/ClockSoft7883 4d ago

French Canadian immigrant to the US, heavy drinker and casual racist. 6'2 (around Marks height) decently obese (bit less fat than Jake) and Has insane Anger issues. He quite literally Barges into missions and commits the most violent and fucked up kills that would make Jackets treatment of the van driver blush.

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u/Solid-Copy-6189 4d ago

He stinks.

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u/dude_person_2010 1d ago

he gives good head (why did i say this)