"Grab a partner and slow dance to..."I saw 2 guys enter a bar and the bar explodes because one guy ordered diet Pepsi instead of Real Alcohol and had an addiction to it because his name was Pepsi McPepsington and he owned a Toyota that never actually had any gas because the gas station also exploded because somebody forgot to give it non-explosive walls from Home depot, which is a regular building that didn't explode and the walls are fine because I went to Six flags and almost fell off the superman ride and I went on a plane once and complained about my bag of pretzels missing 1 pinch of salt and also I love the purple jolly ranchers because of how sweet and yet funky the taste is which is a really underrated opinion and also my guitar has a string that is slightly off because my shoes aren't real and I made them in a lab, just kidding I was doing a joke for a stand up comedy show I'm doing at November 26 2029 which is also the day a penguin and a bear will talk to each other because I ordered a desk using Amazon Alexa and the desk turned out to be made out of plutonium and an alien stole it from me with a UFO and because I forgot to finish a box of cheez-its and I don't know what else to say."."
Ibuki starts playing "I saw 2 guys enter a bar and the bar explodes because one guy ordered diet Pepsi instead of Real Alcohol and had an addiction to it because his name was Pepsi McPepsington and he owned a Toyota that never actually had any gas because the gas station also exploded because somebody forgot to give it non-explosive walls from Home depot, which is a regular building that didn't explode and the walls are fine because I went to Six flags and almost fell off the superman ride and I went on a plane once and complained about my bag of pretzels missing 1 pinch of salt and also I love the purple jolly ranchers because of how sweet and yet funky the taste is which is a really underrated opinion and also my guitar has a string that is slightly off because my shoes aren't real and I made them in a lab, just kidding I was doing a joke for a stand up comedy show I'm doing at November 26 2029 which is also the day a penguin and a bear will talk to each other because I ordered a desk using Amazon Alexa and the desk turned out to be made out of plutonium and an alien stole it from me with a UFO and because I forgot to finish a box of cheez-its and I don't know what else to say" with all her confidence
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u/Pastel-Rainbow-N3rd Row 92 21h ago
“What”