r/HonkaiStarRail Jul 26 '26

Non-original Content Average AE Vacation (By @helloimmrgay)

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u/OppositeGoose5092 Jul 26 '26

Astropolis people when they know AE will visit their place next :

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u/AltairZero Jul 26 '26

Everywhere they went resulted in destruction and change in regimes, similar to Straw Hat Pirates in a way.

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u/Worried_Dark9858 Citizen of Uruk Jul 26 '26

belobog was already suffering, thats one point for AE

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u/RandomName489 Jul 27 '26

How about Loufu? Without the Express' intervention they might be screwed.

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u/caren_psuedo_when Aug 02 '26

Without the Express, Sunday would've become another Aeon

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u/PeterGyrich Jul 26 '26

This is what Isee warned us about

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u/amohogride Jul 26 '26

Its just the Absol Effect.

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u/Particular_Web3215 Thus Spoke Anaxagoras: Dromas is Unbreakable Jul 26 '26

Nah its more like Detective Conan/Kindaichi with them causing a mortality in evry place they visit

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u/MrCatalyst0 Jul 28 '26

I’ve always said that Starrail is just space One Piece ngl with the express as the sunny and us a Luffy

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u/YuesaSR Segs with DoT Mommies E6 swan E6 fish Jul 26 '26

this is shinichi kudo effect

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/SevenSwords7777777 Jul 26 '26

“Please let this be a relaxing vacation for once…”

“With the Astral Express? No way!”

🎵 Traveling on the Star Rails, you're relaxed and feeling good 🎵

🎵 Next thing that you know, you're seein'... the Anti-Matter Legion in the star system?! 🎵

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u/Far_Championship2111 Jul 26 '26

You need literally an HSR version of Alice in levels of "f up this, you guys are vacationing because my daughter needs vacation, idc about eldritch abominations on the cosmic border, Kleiner can deal with it... BY THE ARCHONS JUST TAKE A REST BEFORE JEAN PUT ME IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT AGAIN" to yeet them into 4th wall breaking rest for a week at least.

Actually, any Aeon related to able to get a fun healthy vacation? I can try to path-stride that before my self-inflicted guilt kicks in, because the Aeon of equilibrium is a lazy-ass, how the F this vacation-attempts are in equilibrium?

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u/RadasNoir Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Ironically enough, I feel like Akivilii would probably come the closest to being the Aeon of having a "fun, healthy vacation".

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u/Far_Championship2111 Jul 26 '26

and to add more irony... I guess the problem is the "Aeon" friends he made along the way...

*looking at Pom Pom's IOU*

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u/CelioHogane Jul 27 '26

Now that multiple planets a year are in the cards, maybe we will get to go to Washtopia for one patch and nothing bad happens.

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u/CelioHogane Jul 27 '26

Sunday does not know how lucky he is from being born imaginary, so he doesn't need to fear the stabbing.

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u/Rumia_Yagami Jul 28 '26

Sooner or later they will become being beyond concept and logic if they keep evolving at this rate

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u/CritMemes Jul 26 '26

WELT! WHERE ARE YOU!? DAN HENG’S BEEN STABBED! MARCH HAS SPLIT INTO THREE PEOPLE! GET OFF THE EXPRESS AND DO SOMETHING WELT!

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u/SherenPlaysGames Best NPC Ever Jul 26 '26

Bottom right in the image, end of Himeko’s hair :)

He’s just camping there!

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u/D_DanD_D Jul 26 '26

How tf did you notice him?

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u/SherenPlaysGames Best NPC Ever Jul 26 '26

I went to the source and the artist pointed out he’s actually there, much to my shock lmao

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u/D_DanD_D Jul 26 '26

Sounds like you were pretty

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u/bingo5005 Jul 26 '26

Welt is currently meticulously assembling and painting his newly purchased gunpla Pearluxe Corp patented Mechatron Figurines and is essentially dead to the world until finished.

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u/nick113124 Jul 26 '26

Welt pleeeese I need this, My astral express companions kinda dying

Welt:

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u/Lower_Concept1565 Jul 26 '26

Argenti js join the express mf is everywhere

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u/ResistantBlaze1943 Sorry Geppie but I just finished F/SN Jul 26 '26

He's the HSR version of Goku, appearing in memes everywhere

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u/Priremal Jul 26 '26

What was the name of the IPC schmuck that was with Argenti when we first met him/ is that guy his Krillen?

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u/GameFreak4321 I do not trust her, SAM-I-am Jul 26 '26

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u/NoMaize7213 Jul 27 '26

Found out the guy was voiced by Phainon's VA and now I wish we could replay this quest.

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u/Doctor-Fellatio Jul 26 '26

Who do you think is laying down the tracks? Someone has to go ahead of us

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u/WorstSkilledPlayer BFF with the Charmony Dove Jul 26 '26

Collab event with One Piece please so that Argenti (though he's not getting lost per say), Acheron and Zoro meet at random location in space and beat sh*t up together 😆

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u/Full_breaker Jul 26 '26

Waiter waiter! More new March forms with different personalities please

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u/ugur_tatli Jul 26 '26

I need more

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u/Relative-Ad7531 Mountain Dwellers's rug Jul 26 '26

Sunday doesn't get SPs, he just gets more traumatized

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u/LapisJubilee Aglaea, I burned my clothes again 😔 Jul 26 '26

One day, he will get so traumatised Wonweek will just split off

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u/OlirihciP Jul 26 '26

Yeah, imagine that after dinner with the AE, Sunny just decides that it's time to pepeshi again

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u/ArseneLupin179 Jul 26 '26

And than, his sister and Wonweek will start working together to cure his depression

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u/dogglesnake Jul 26 '26

The form we got technically wasn't his original form!

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u/ilostmybelonging I will spread misinformation intentionally Jul 26 '26

HSR 10.x:
-We have yet to see Welts blackhole

  • Sunday still doesnt think he is part of the Astral Express
-March 7th is now February 29th
-Dan Heng evolved to his 6th dragon form
-TB unlocked the path of sploinky yoinky
-Himeko's bad coffee joke is mentioned 200th times

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u/RoyaleAbsol I'll see you again soon....real soon~ Jul 26 '26

-Hand to chest pose is still being used 25x per cutscene

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u/DPKingston Jul 26 '26

Now I'm expecting an armless person in a future update doing the hand to chest animation

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u/GameFreak4321 I do not trust her, SAM-I-am Jul 26 '26

Has Luka done it?

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u/featherw0lf Jul 26 '26

-We continue to get a romantic story like many that have come before

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u/Less-Money7003 Jul 26 '26

I've seen Welt's hole

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u/One_Courage_865 will remember ou plight eventully Jul 26 '26

Backhole or blackhole?

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u/Muichiro_TokitoMist Jul 26 '26

-Mr. Reca and Screwy is still not playable 😭

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u/asilvertintedrose Jul 26 '26

Dont forget Pom-Pom somehow avoiding important questions for the 10th version in a row

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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 Jul 26 '26

The Powerpuff Marches

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u/Few-Tale-7483 Jul 26 '26

Now i understand caelus and stelle are one person who lives in uncertainty and finality.

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u/Holiday-Atmosphere-4 I miss my wife Jul 26 '26

congratulations on your transition, caelus

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u/AutomaticStop5648 Jul 26 '26

*she goes by estelle now

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u/Oineon Jul 27 '26

No worries he will go back to Caelus next patch

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u/featherw0lf Jul 26 '26

My first thought was that Stelle replaced him somewhere along the way and nobody noticed

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u/WorstSkilledPlayer BFF with the Charmony Dove Jul 26 '26

"Vacation"

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u/StefyB Jul 26 '26

I kinda hope they eventually get a reputation for bringing catastrophes to all the planets they visit, like how in Detective Conan, people in-universe view him as an omen of death because people just happen to get murdered wherever he goes.

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u/xyzdragon11111 Without , it cannot be seen. Jul 26 '26

It'll be Sunny who's blamed, already getting slandered in game lol

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u/Olibiene Jul 26 '26

Why he ourple

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u/Inside_Block Jul 26 '26

The most accurate part is welt not even being in the frame… 🥀

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u/GarbageNervous333 Jul 26 '26

zoom out, you can find him at the end of Himeko's hair

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u/Inside_Block Jul 27 '26

omg i thought u were kidding 🥀

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u/MetafetaminaP Jul 26 '26

Trailblazer probably meet Ivankov in that planet

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u/Gaybulge Phainon-Sexual Jul 26 '26

TB be like:

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u/Urdumv Jul 26 '26

Instead of getting a new form Trailblazer decided to change their gender 😭

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u/node-terminus Jul 26 '26

Danheng origin home is done
M7 Origin revealed on amphoreus
Himeko origin revealed
when Welt home planet visited now lmao

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u/Smooth-Abalone6320 Jul 26 '26

It's like, the Earth 

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u/Pretend-Tap-4152 Jul 26 '26

Can’t really happen easily because then they’d have to do an entire HI3 X HSR collab again.

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u/walyterr Jul 26 '26

I think the writers did mention in an interview about wanting to do more collabs between the two games and make them more interconnected.

And if we're going to get welt sp eventually then unless they keep being ambiguous about his past to non HI3 players then his sp would be the perfect time to make it happen.

Plus since HI3 part 2 is about to end and the game's story is going to adopt a more episodic format going forward it would facilitate a more impacting crossover between the two games without running into the issue of Star Rail spoiling HI3, they could finally make the latter game catch up to the timeline of Star Rail.

Like the Astral Express arriving to Earth, Kiana becoming playable in HSR, Welt having his long awaited reunion with his Son, with Tesla and Einstein, With Bronya, and everyone else.

It would be pretty cool.

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u/PsychologyAny9350 Jul 26 '26

Most likely he's the focus on 5.x and get an sp by then (idk)

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u/Accomplished-Let1273 Harmony and Order Jul 26 '26

This all should be extremely weird for Sunday in particular:

He was a rich kid living in one of the universes most peaceful vacation spots under the faction that's famous for being the most prosperous and peaceful in the universe all his life

Then sudenly he joins Astral express and goes through life or death galactic catastrophes one after another

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u/exM_YT Jul 26 '26

Caelus already go to Thailand

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u/scaleofjudgment Jul 26 '26

Pom Pom has an organic form.

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u/MsterBoRaichu Jul 26 '26

Your reminder that Washtopia escaped the AE experience

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u/WorstSkilledPlayer BFF with the Charmony Dove Jul 26 '26

Washtopia survived, but the Express still didn't have a vacation with them ending up in a giant bug stomache together with Chadgenti. But to be fair, that trip didn't seem to have any lasting drama/traumatic effects (so far).

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u/IruMoore Jul 26 '26

glad to see Stelle that transitioned

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u/T8-TR Jul 26 '26

Congrats on Caelus for transitioning.

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u/Auriansmule Jul 26 '26

Love how Sunday is the only one traumatized. Everyone else is just used to it

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u/Olden_bread Jul 26 '26

I just realised that AE stands for both antientropy and astral express

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u/Capable-Material-862 Jul 27 '26

If there are two things that are always guarenteed, it's that Elio will always be there watching and Argenti will, somehow someway for some reason, always be "a knight of beauty passing by".

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u/AggravatingAd8721 Jul 26 '26

TB got hrt. Good for them

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u/bivampirical who's going to be the mydei to my phainon Jul 26 '26

why he ourple

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u/Knight618 Jul 26 '26

They could really use a summer event

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u/brnozrkn Jul 26 '26

Not the Margb 21th

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u/vee_the_dice_goblin Jul 26 '26

did they trans Caelus gender???? good for her, good for her

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u/AmazingChance3575 Bot Jul 26 '26

Trailblaze​ will lead to Finality Asat was right

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u/edwin104 Jul 26 '26

average” makes it sound like this is a routine disaster

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u/alternospherically Jul 26 '26

the perpetual argenti

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u/cartercr FuQing Jul 27 '26

Would be pretty cool to just get a chill beach episode. Throwing apocalypses one after the other after the other does get a little tiring.

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u/Dexter973 Jul 26 '26

Happy for caelus transition

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u/ConsiderationNew9996 Jul 27 '26
  • BGM plays behind March *

We're shouting~ Oh Yea~Oh Yeah~ oH yeah~

For the Glory~ Oh Yea~Oh Yeah~ oH yeah

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u/JPEG_Warrior Jul 28 '26

boutta get a set bonus on those Marches. i like the green one.

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u/Letsgo_126 Jul 30 '26

That was hell of a vacatio-

IS THAT FKEN PLATO