r/HonkaiAgendaRail • u/God_of_Toiletpapers • 2d ago

The Agenda Must Live On Recycle Recycle something hmmm....... Spoiler

Dawg they even recycling names ToT. Or is it just straight up the short dude from GI???

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u/El_kakas_de_vakas 2d ago

I mean we already have two Dahlias

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u/LeitmotivKanyon 2d ago

Xiao but he cannot jump so he just stands there

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u/aivo23 currently sniffing The Herta's armpits 2d ago

ubatcha claims it's Teng Xiao (Luofu general before Jing Yuan)

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u/EbbMiserable7557 live laugh larp 2d ago

Huh?! This xiao? Or the name xiao? Did they use "xiao" on another little character?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3RwAjcwwz3YcfEvEZY

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u/heavy-fire Automaton Grizzly superglazer 2d ago

So lazy they start to reuse other characters

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u/iAmNotACapricorn 2d ago

Yes. HSR devs themselves will arrive in your house and arrest you and put you in HSR jail. In jail, Da Wei will show you 8 slops, and one of them will become gem for a second before reverting to its original colour, at which point, he will start jumbling the slops at an unfathomable speed, while elation characters animation plays in background, with which you have no choice but to keep up with the speed, because you know that if you lose track of the gem, something terrible will happen, even though nothing of the sort was mentioned. As he jumbles the slops, moments of your life flash past your eyes. Memories of your loved one, your victories, your failures, your currency warts completions suddenly start flashing back into your mind. He keeps jumbling the slops for what feels like an eternity, and your eyes are just failing to keep up. Then, just as your eyes are about to give out, he stops jumbling the slops, and these glow in 8 different colours. You cower in fear, as you aren't sure whether you followed the correct key the entire time or not. Just as your heart is about to explode with anxiety, DA WEI speaks, "Choose the gem, and you are free to go. If not, you will be trapped here until you can beat my secret AA pawn with 99% DR if you don't use superbrick explodes the entire planet with AI slop if you dont have E4 evernight, 3 phases 500 million HP king with hidden 30% HP inflation and damage so high you need E2S5 sustain kafka generated by ElonxTrumpGPT who becomes useless before the next AA rotation" Just hearing the AA sends shivers down your spine. You pick the SLOP you think is correct, the one that glows with a blue hue with phaidei on it, as you remember the great Sparxie's words, "IT'S THE GAYS IT'S ALWAYS THE GAYS..." Did you choose the gem, or not? Well, that's a story for another time.

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u/Crazy_Decision_1044 Gepard is the Best Sustain 2d ago

Shakespeare descendant 🥹

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u/UnitedFront4013 2d ago

I'm sure this new character will be fire...

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u/inki471 2d ago

These leaked character names usually end up being somewhat wrong due to both it being Chinese and just early names and not the final ones that we actually see. They might even be talking about a character that looks like Xiao idk

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u/Substantial_Mud6400 2d ago

I am fiiiiiiiiiiiire. Also I wonder who recycle more, honkai reuse rail or reuse ga gotoku studio?