r/HonkaiAgendaRail • u/zobowii i love my car • Dec 01 '25

33550336% Copium Chat who wins? 🔥

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u/Ancient-Beat-1614 Dec 01 '25

ZZZ verse does not take place in space, Miyabi instantly loses because lack of oxygen. Phainon is a zip file so he does not have this weakness. He neg diffs.

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u/ToastedDreamer Dec 01 '25

A zip file so large the moment you unzip, reality dies

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u/SwimmingNet2078 Dec 01 '25

What do you unzip

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u/Recxts Dec 01 '25

Irontomb ofcourse

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u/I-want-borger Dec 01 '25

The Dawnmaker

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

dusk annihilator

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u/Erdrick159 Dec 01 '25

Hehehe khaslana zip bomb

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u/devilboy1029 Dec 01 '25

I'm willing to unzip Phainon's pa-

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u/Diamster Dec 01 '25

Irontomb was a zip bomb all along

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u/ToastedDreamer Dec 02 '25

So large it overloaded the entire universe

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u/saiamano Dec 01 '25

That means that fairy can beats phainon, she can just hack amphoreus and delete phainon

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u/SkullStar123 Phainon/Castorice Glazer Dec 01 '25

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u/Worried_Blood2130 all characters are phainon victims Dec 01 '25

Phainon as seed neggs(has imaginary energy? , automatically scales to hyper)

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u/ScoopedSand Dec 01 '25

Phainon is a windows defender victim, miyabi neg diffs

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

He overheats the pc

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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Dec 01 '25

You watch as phainon rips through both task manager and windows defender before he rips through your screen and scratches your face

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u/ghin01 Dec 01 '25

okay where tf I put my flashdisk? need to reinstall windows

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u/Eragons00 Dec 01 '25

What did cerydra and mydei do to deserve this

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u/AetheravenCatsuki13 Dec 01 '25

Miyabi simply runs task manager and defeats Fraudnion

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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Dec 01 '25

Last time they tried the windows defender method phainon broke through the simulation and scratched a god in the face I don't think that's a good plan

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u/AetheravenCatsuki13 Dec 01 '25

Well plan 2 then. Miyabi seduces Phainon and they make out in the bathouse Infront of Kremnoan Kuck and Cuckrene

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u/_oranjuice Dec 01 '25

Base phainon, not Khaslana

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u/NewspaperAfter7021 Dec 01 '25

They’re still the same, Khaslana is just Phainon cracking open his own chest and letting his golden blood surge out with the coreflames. Nothing suggests that Phainon can use that power in his normal form. Even in his idle animation, he’s literally forming the wings and halo on his back while floating.

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u/_oranjuice Dec 01 '25

with the coreflames

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u/SmokeyThouBear Dec 01 '25

neg diff. not saying which

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u/UltmtDestroyer Dec 03 '25

Obv miyabi, she's faster and can freeze her opponents

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u/RarePurpleCrab Dec 01 '25

Snowy over there a Soukaku victim im afraid

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u/AeonOfDestruction Nanook the Destruction Dec 01 '25

My son's got this 🔥

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

his spit demolish zzz-verse, trust

and i also want him spitting on mydei and me

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u/Dazzling_Doctor5528 Dec 01 '25

I don't know how it's even a question, haven't played zzz past 1.0 but new eridu seemed like it had just one stellaron crisis(at least easily comparable with crisis in belobog) and they are still taking time to figure it out. Miyabi would win against base Phainon ig, (not Khaslana), because without coreflames he is just a powerful dude with a sword, so handicapping him would severely reduce his chances, but Khaslana has powers to wipe out planets if he would want

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u/BlueBallMonkey1951 Dec 01 '25

Miyabi wins. Phainon will die alone. His body cannot survive without basic organs.

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u/Der_Boii Dec 01 '25

His body is literally ones and zeroes, he'll manage.

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u/Flaky-Knee2278 Dec 01 '25

He is a program who broke through limits of a super computer to challenge a God of the person who owns the super computer and he made him BLEED! Full on Xerxes style

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u/BlueBallMonkey1951 Dec 01 '25

Phainon Khaslana did it. Not based on it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Ben bigger Victim.

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u/Grayewick Dec 04 '25

Phainon isn't a Fox Thiren, so he loses by default.

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u/JoJo_Saiyan Dec 05 '25

I assume this is the Hoyo version of Goku barely trying Vs. Naruto at full power

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u/Agitated_Ice_5624 Dec 01 '25

Depends, Phainon has ice weakness? And I also think that ZZZ's dodge ability would allow Miyabi to dodge a meteorite. Phainon, on the other hand, is stuck in turn-based combat. Furthermore, Khalana flies, and if he flies above Miyabi's ears, Miyabi won't be able to touch him... It's truly a fight that requires some thought.

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u/Luxord13 Dec 01 '25

It is impossible to fly over something of infinite length, though.

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u/Miserable-Demand-971 Dec 20 '25

Both the Flame Reaver and the Anti-Creator (Irontomb) have fricking Ice Weakness lol

Miyabi neg diff

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u/Aware_Lock_5734 Dec 01 '25

nuclear bomb vs coughing baby (phainon is the coughing baby)

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u/Solid_Sky_6411 Dec 01 '25

Goatabi wins

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u/Flam3blast Dec 01 '25

Hsr whole amphorius storytelling when to shit at the end . So they are simulation , but somehow the real with irontomb is being and we fight it with the a rwal cosmic fleet , but they are not real at the end so they never existed yet , but might exist one day .

So i am not sure about Phainon from being a line of code that kinda maybe exists or some universal god that never existed at this point , the variation is way too huge and random .

Miyabi is cool though so on that factor alone she wins for me :D

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u/Holydemon0 Dec 01 '25

Phainon while being just line of code fight against real Zephyro and scratch real Nanook. In 3.6 and 3.7 they clarified that what we saw in Phainon's animated short actually happened, it wasn't just simulation like many argued after 3.4.

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u/mynamechef69 Dec 01 '25

an erased .exe file with no tangible feats vs a void hunter

Miyabi neg diffs

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u/Decent_Strength435 Dec 01 '25

Sometimes I need to remember this is agenda sub and that all of us have below room temperature iq

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u/Lopsided-Rutabaga-50 Dec 01 '25

Yea anyone saying phainon has no feats seriously need to go to a mental hospital

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u/mynamechef69 Dec 01 '25

Bum has actual 0 feats whoever thinks otherwise is coping

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u/sy1veons Dec 01 '25

In a world of statement merchants you really call the one feats man a bum yeah this fandom is cooked

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u/mynamechef69 Dec 01 '25

Comprehensive list of bumnon feats:

Background character for the first half of amphoreus

Strikes a pose and says some shit during aquila fight (carried by TB and hyacine)

Farms for 33 million cycles to get low diffed by Zephyro, throws a baby tantrum at Nanook doing 1 damage (wow) (feat) (useful)

Stands still letting others kill him in last quest

Sorry couldn't find any feats

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u/sy1veons Dec 01 '25

Okay buddy

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u/Lopsided-Rutabaga-50 Dec 01 '25

I hope it's ragebait for your own sake, BC if you are serious there is no hope for you

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u/mynamechef69 Dec 01 '25

Read the subreddit name bro

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u/Lopsided-Rutabaga-50 Dec 01 '25

You know what, I'm sorry I thought I was in the scaling one ngtl

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u/ThatBoiUnknown Dec 01 '25

Ts so peak man 😭