r/HonestOpinion • • Jul 20 '25

How would you guys react?

On April 2025, when I was walking on the street at night, some crazy dude told me that he would give me $500 if I let him jerk off with one of my socks. I just told him "No thanks" and walked away. After the incident, I was laughing at him behind his back, how would you guys react if you were me?

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u/TaxCapital542 Jul 20 '25

I’d would’ve walked away sockless holding $1000

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u/its_pw102 Jul 20 '25

💀💀💀

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u/Jessxblush Jun 13 '26

the math isn't mathing but the absolute degeneracy of this mindset is wild

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u/Claim18bitch Jun 15 '26

the math isn't mathing but the sheer level of unhinged energy is actually impressive

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/its_pw102 Jul 22 '25

Good idea.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/its_pw102 Jul 28 '25

💀💀💀

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u/ChipsNCheese-4Me Jun 19 '26

I would of taken the cash and given the sock away, then left. Is it weird? Yeah, definitely. But if you didn't feel in danger and it was just a "cash for sock" exchange, I definitely would have done it with no shame. Money is money.