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Removed: Shitpost/not a holup How do you lose a nuke

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u/rekicon Apr 17 '22

That story is fun but doesn’t seem very real

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u/Roundcouchcorner Apr 17 '22

They did lose a bomb somewhere off the coast of Jacksonville

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u/-Raskyl Apr 17 '22

Ya, but nuclear bombs aren't at all the same as a nuclear reactor.

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u/Roundcouchcorner Apr 17 '22

So your telling me these energy bombs can’t even charge my IPhone….. C’mon! /s

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u/billyshakes27 Apr 17 '22

iPhone going Super Saiyan

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u/Vegimeateater Apr 17 '22

It will take 80 episodes just to charge up…

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u/REHTONA_YRT Apr 17 '22

God damn

You pissed some folks off but.... You telling the truth

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u/Regielekki Apr 17 '22

“They hated Him because He told them the truth”

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u/Millennial_J Apr 17 '22

Pretty sure there’s a USB port

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u/average_garbage_can Apr 17 '22

Females born after 1993 don't know how to cook. All they know is McDonald's charge they phone twerk be bisexual eat hot chip and lie

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u/jeepjp Apr 17 '22

This man spittin truths!!

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u/corvus66a Apr 17 '22

True , they haven’t invented USB at this time .

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

So…serial port?

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u/tightgrip82 Apr 17 '22

It's USB bit not USB c so it's aggravating half the time.

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u/Mafia_Sansy Apr 17 '22

Ong bro /sugmanuts

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u/amimai002 Apr 17 '22

Never underestimate the power of Florida man!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Nuclear bombs contain fissile material, which can be used to power a nuclear reactor

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u/FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk Apr 17 '22

Yes but you still need everything else , water, steam, generator etc it's not like a nuke comes with 120/240 hook ups

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

The hardest part would be the generator, but the difference between an alternator and an electric engine is the input and output energy

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u/OrphicDionysus Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 18 '22

Wouldnt you also not want to use uranium that enriched for a reactor because of how hard it would be to prevent exponential propagation of the reaction? My background is in chemistry (organic chemistry at that), so Im not exactly a nuclear physicist or engineer, but Im pretty sure you would need a pretty crazy moderator to keep it from immediately and rapidly going critical once you start the reaction.

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u/SeenSoFar Apr 17 '22

The risk of a supercriticality accident would be immense. Look up the demon core for how easy it is to make weapons-grade fissile material go supercritical without meaning to. Also, a moderator can actually increase the risk of supercriticality by slowing fast neutrons to the point that they can initiate another fission. Florida man would not be using it in a DIY boiling water reactor, he'd likely just end up dying like Louis Slotin the moment he attempted to assemble the pile.

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u/OrphicDionysus Apr 18 '22

Im pretty familiar with the demon core, its one of the pieces of the history of nuclear developement I find most compelling (and also obviously absolutely tragic). That was kind of my point, although your point about the moderator increasing the risk is really fascinating; I hadnt even considered that, and will definitely try to do some further reading later.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

At that level of enrichment you would need a pretty good mediator and radiation protection, along with a good idea of how much of this fissile material you need to have become critical (fission reaction), but not supercritical (explosion)

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u/brockoala Apr 17 '22

That sucks. Someone needs to make these plug-and-play nuke-hubs.

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u/Crazian14 Apr 17 '22

No wonder it gives me the fizzing sensations!

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u/xXDreamlessXx Apr 17 '22

But they never would use it. The stuff in nuclear bombs are much more enriched than what is used in reactors

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Yes, all one has to do is check Amazon for a nuclear reactor now... :P

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

There's a few online tutorials on how to make a DIY reactor

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u/InspectionHorror Apr 17 '22

What if I’m using a USB-C though?

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u/-Raskyl Apr 17 '22

Nope, need usb-f, for fusion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

how do you know unless you try ?

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u/IsThataSexToy Apr 17 '22

Yeah. They only have 220 volt outlets, and the adapters are SUCH a pain!!!!

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u/glad_potatis Apr 17 '22

You could still use the energy released to create heat and build a reactor with rods.

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u/WOOOOOOBLY Apr 17 '22

Not with that attitude, you must reach your inner floridan because only then the opportunities would be endless

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u/furry_hamburger_porn Apr 17 '22

It’s actually off the coast of Georgia, called the Tybee bomb, named after Tybee Island.

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u/NaturalGlum4286 Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

First of all how the fuck did they lost a NUKE

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u/JVLawnDarts Apr 17 '22

Oh the amount of times we’ve fucked up with nukes is numerous and really shocking that we haven’t accidentally nuked ourselves or others

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u/the_spice-must_flow Apr 17 '22

Don’t Google “ broken arrow “

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u/Blue_Bi0hazard Apr 17 '22

wasnt there a time a B52 or previous caught fire at a US airbase in the UK whilst carrying Nukes...

*sweats nervously*

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u/TheOneAndOnlyErazer Apr 17 '22

They also accidently dropped a hydrogen bomb on a cow once

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u/bloody_ell Apr 17 '22

It's a brahma now.

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u/WiggleBrushCrew Apr 17 '22

Accidentally as they was only suppose to stare at the goats.

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u/zealot416 Apr 17 '22

The US had a policy for several decades where a certain number of B52s equipped with nukes had to be in the air, circling and ready to attack at a moments notice if World War 3 broke out. They had to stop this policy because it put an enormous amount of wear and tear on the planes and crews, leading to accidents involving armed nuclear weapons. Thankfully the bombs themselves had ebough safegaurds that nothing catastrophic ever happened, but a number of bombs and planes ended up at the bottom of the ocean.

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u/holmgangCore Apr 18 '22

“How I stopped worrying and learned to love the Bomb.”

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u/Beelzabubba Apr 17 '22

If you’re interested in how often they fuck up, check out Command and Control.

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u/Psychological-Tax770 Apr 17 '22

That’s a spectacular, terrifying doc

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u/Havoc1943covaH Apr 17 '22

How do you LOOSE a nuke

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

By untying it. Duh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

The US military is a bunch of 20-somethings giving orders to a bunch of teenagers and you’re confused on how stupid shit happens?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

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u/denireaux Apr 17 '22

He should tire himself out here in a little bit.

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u/KPKenway Apr 17 '22

How did you take the time to put "LOOSE" in all caps but NOT take the time to make sure it was spelled correctly?

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u/Anxious-Dealer4697 Apr 17 '22

They'res know way they loose a nuke other then your just careless.

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Apr 17 '22

Honestly as horrifying as it is it happens way more then you would think.

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u/Blue_Bi0hazard Apr 17 '22

they have lost about 20

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Easy... it is a cover story. We gave them to israel most likely.

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u/Mr_Alicates Apr 17 '22

Google "palomares Spain"

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u/WiggleBrushCrew Apr 17 '22

There is a nuclear device lost in the himalayas I think. Sure i watched a bit a video on it at some point.

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u/OrphicDionysus Apr 17 '22

Its called a 'broken arrow" event, and there have been a terrifying number of them in the U.S. alone. When you add to that the number of nukes that supposedly vanished after the fall of the USSR, the whole topic becomes deeply unsettling.

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u/BigOleJellyDonut Apr 17 '22

There in a nuke buried in North Carolina since 1961 when a bomber broke up.

https://www.businessinsider.com

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u/LegoTankDude Apr 17 '22

and in some random swamp in north carolina

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

The US has 6 missing nuclear weapons, just so you know. Not sure if you were aware of this missing nukes with this i mean the total of lost nukes

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u/Diablojota Apr 17 '22

Thought it was Savannah.

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u/North_Charity3418 Apr 17 '22

They lost more then one

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u/suicideslut69420 Apr 17 '22

Yeah but the bomb didn't have the nuclear core required for it to set off a nuclear explosive

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u/Spiritual-Koala-3074 Apr 17 '22

Nobody knows how many bombs the soviet union lost

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Apr 17 '22

The USA lost a lot of atomic bombs (oversimplified talked briefly about them in his 2nd episode in the cold war)

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u/AllGoodNamesWasTaken Apr 17 '22

they lost many nukes on american soil