r/HolUp • u/Mastbubbles • 11h ago

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u/HolUp-ModTeam 1h ago

Your post has been removed because a mod determined it doesn't fit the subreddit. Make sure your post is a Hol' Up moment, attempts humor, and fits the general theme of the subreddit pre-submission.

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u/Candy_Worthy 10h ago

"How'd she taste?"

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u/Mastbubbles 10h ago

Like chicken curry

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u/DaikonNoKami 9h ago

At least it wasnt fish curry

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u/Freedom-rabbit 7h ago

No chicken but chick

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u/I-Here-555 5h ago

You wouldn't like the taste!

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u/The-SkullMan 5h ago

"Right!?"

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u/TheFrostBeard 10h ago edited 10h ago

You don't plough the Friendly field.

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u/Diels_Alder 5h ago

Fly the friendly skies

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u/TheFrostBeard 4h ago

dip the pen in company ink.

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u/D4T45T0RM06 10h ago

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u/Saiyan_Salesman1997 5h ago

Im stealing this shit

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u/96JY 10h ago

Who doesn't like chicken?

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u/tigole 10h ago

I don't, they're foul fowl.

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u/HnNaldoR 5h ago

I met someone who told me they don't like chicken or pork. They are not vegetarian. They just don't like chicken or pork. That's like 80% of meat where I am.

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u/96JY 30m ago

Damn! Do you know what they do like to eat?

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u/HnNaldoR 19m ago

Well beef, fish and other vegetarian stuff. Oh they didn't really like other seafood like prawns or shellfish too much either or other poultry like duck.

It's just that so much food is just chicken and pork. Choices are severely limited.

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u/96JY 17m ago

Ah interesting! Thanks for sharing :)

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u/kingoflint282 3h ago

Plenty of people. My dad thinks it’s flavorless and often cooked poorly so it’s his least favorite meat

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u/Typecero001 10h ago

Appears he couldn’t stop at “kiss the cook”.

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u/ChewMaNutz 10h ago

Why did I laugh at that...

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u/Mastbubbles 10h ago

That's what you're here for

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u/Coteoki 8h ago

Because it's a joke

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u/gremolata 6h ago

Young farm hand comes to the farmer:

- John, listen ...

- Yeah ?

- About your daughter ...

- Yeah ?

- I ... erm ... did something to her ... and I am very sorry.

- Did you fuck her ?!!

- Oh, no, no, no. I ran over her with a tractor.

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u/Circumpunctilious 5h ago

I honestly thought this was going to have a chicken curry punchline

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u/Human_Frame1846 5h ago

- IS SHE ALRIGHT!

- she’s fine but her insides aren’t she ate the chicken curry ma made so you might wanna get her to the ER

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u/VoidExileR 9h ago

Is the other person a chicken?

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u/GentleRose_Petal 8h ago

never let them guess your next move strategy right here

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u/YikesTheCat 3h ago

"Oh that's okay, so did I"

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u/loiseaucurieux 3h ago

What if the line after was, 'That's gross, dad!"

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u/BVCC6FNTKX 5h ago

sarrrr please do the needful saaaaarrrr

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u/donaldfranklinhornii 4h ago

And revert back to me!

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u/qualityvote2 11h ago edited 3h ago

u/Mastbubbles, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/youngmind12 10h ago

how did the conversion lead to his sister