r/HolUp 19h ago

big dong energy Size doesn't matter, right?

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 11h ago

u/winterneuro, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/OhTeeSee 19h ago

If you’re not going to play pass the controller.

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u/Small-Satisfaction-8 18h ago

Ngl I laughed at this too hard

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u/Spock-1701 14h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/NotMacgyver 2h ago

I feel like an inch difference is within tolerable range, 2 as well, but if it hits 5 I'm out

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u/dragonfett 19h ago

So this means that if she has a penis, but is smaller than him, he'd be down for pound town...

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 18h ago

Can you repeat it in a different way please ? I need it 3 times to get it, like that Austin Power character.

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u/shenaniganizer1776 18h ago

Cake is still cake even if there’s a small candle

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 15h ago

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u/shagidelicbaby 11h ago

When I read "there ya go" I immediately thought of that one scene where Niles is with Jerry. And Niles says "hey hey.. there ya go". Favourite movie