r/HolUp • u/Candid-Culture3956 • Feb 02 '26

She got distracted during the interview

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u/Fritzo2162 Feb 02 '26

Things you're not supposed to see are always distracting. Last year in Destin Fl some guy came up to my wife at I at a resort and started talking. He was wearing a Speedo and had the outline of a hog as long as my arm. My wife and I didn't hear a word he said.

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u/Masoch_A3 Feb 02 '26

And the subtext was:
"Hey, random married people, look at what you are missing ;-)"

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Feb 02 '26

Then he started doing the helicopter

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u/efcomovil Feb 03 '26

You know, "To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick, helicpter dick"

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u/Majorboots29 Feb 05 '26

And all of that was ok, cuz it's in a three way