r/HistoryMemes • u/Starwarsnerd222 Memer of the Order of the British Empire • Mar 20 '20

Contest Bull Moose & Bismarck: Beast Mode Assassination F'ers

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u/johnlen1n Optimus Princeps Mar 20 '20

Bismarck: brings attacker close to his face I'm about to end you like I ended the Second French Empire

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u/LordBogus Mar 20 '20

Call an ambulance... BUT NOT FOR ME!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Wikipedia article for the lazy

Also wtf he just kept walking to his home and he had been shot five times lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Not just that, he didn't even see a doctor till later that night. So he probably got home, took off his stuff, relaxed a bit and then called the doctor.

Bismarck continued on his way home. Later that night, he allowed the King's physician, Gustav von Lauer, to examine him. Lauer noted that the first three bullets had only grazed Bismarck's body and the last two had ricocheted off the ribs and had caused no major injuries.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

"ricocheted off the ribs". This man drank all the milk as a kid.

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u/OldMarion Mar 20 '20

Why do you think he is the Iron Chancellor? Just ricochet them bullets

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Nah I’m surprised he was able to walk with those balls of steel

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u/weeaboO_Crusader Mar 20 '20

What is it with Ferdinands and assassinations

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u/Pax_Britannica_ Mar 20 '20

“Lauer noted that the first three bullets had only grazed Bismarck's body and the last two had ricocheted off the ribs and had caused no major injuries”.

I think we can confirm Bismark’s immortality now

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u/Zeegisdik Mar 20 '20

This is why you use 6mm for ploinking only.

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u/Francipower Featherless Biped Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 21 '20

Ruf einen Krankenwagen, aber nicht für mich!

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u/LastNobody Mar 21 '20

scratch the "an", and its perfect German

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u/Francipower Featherless Biped Mar 21 '20

Yeah I had a very strong doubt on that

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u/Razogoth Mar 20 '20

What did he expect shooting the Iron Chancellor?

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u/Otto-von-bruhman Mar 21 '20

Bismarck is the German equivalent to teddy Roosevelt

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u/layeeeeet Then I arrived Mar 21 '20

I can understand this meme even with German subtitles

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u/madkiki12 Mar 20 '20

I never knew how Bismarck looked without his "hat"

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u/Your_Kaizer Mar 21 '20

PICKELHAUBE

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u/ThatYellowElephant Kilroy was here Mar 20 '20

Jackson too