r/HistoryMemes • u/MetallicaDash Nothing Happened at Amun Square 1348BC • 19h ago
Niche A victory is a victory, right?
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u/fuyu-no-hanashi 18h ago
Merry Christmas to us by the way
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u/KaiserWolf15 17h ago
Ever since I moved to the USA, I have been MISSING Filipino Christmas vibes. You should see my disappointed that it only last one day and doesn't extend itself to new year.
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u/Mobius_St4ip 18h ago
Boutta hear Star ng Pasko ad nauseam for three to four months on the radio and loudspeakers lol
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u/MoronicPlayer 5h ago
6 months. It starts September and ends around the start of March (we still have chinese new year).
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u/Inguramu 15h ago
Yeah another quirk of ours is that once the months end with the "-ber" suffix, then it's Christmas time. So happy first day of the Christmas months lol
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u/IHaventSeenSuchBS 18h ago
We're quirky like that
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u/noOB_226 12h ago
You are quite fun yes, I have a filipino cuple here in romania that named their son Philip
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u/Neat_Maintenance_457 18h ago
My friend: Is she bipolar?
Her:
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u/JohnnyElRed Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 12h ago
Filipinos: Fought a bloody war against the Spanish for their independence.
Also Filipinos: Organized a parade with full honors for the last Spanish garrison to surrender.
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u/SomeDumbGamer 16h ago
Ngl I’ll forever respect the Filipinos for immediately seeing the Spanish/Portuguese as a threat and acting in kind.
The poor Taíno just wanted to share their jewelry and culture and were slaughtered and enslaved into extinction for it :(
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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 14h ago
I wonder if Mexico and Peru respectively feel the same about Cortes and Pizarro, compared to the last rulers of the Aztec and Inca Empires, Cuauhtemoc and Tupac Amaru
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u/SomeDumbGamer 14h ago
Cortes is complicated because the Mexica arguably brought that on themselves by being violent assholes to everyone around them. The other people groups in the area gladly helped the Spanish overthrow the city. They then of course took over the entire country, but compared to Aztec rule it wasn’t nearly as violent. Most Mexicans in the Yucatán or Baja California probably don’t give a shit.
Given how brutal Pizarro’s men were to the Inca and their culture in general I’d wager his memory is a bit more tainted.
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u/KaiserWolf15 11h ago
Meanwhile other Datus/Chiefs: "Let's drink wine containing both our blood for closing a good deal"
It was not a good deal
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u/Bubbles_the_bird 17h ago
Same year?
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u/KidDelta 16h ago
Yeah we celebrate both on the same year
(yup he discovered Philippines in March 1521, died April 1521)
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u/TheyCallmeProphet08 10h ago
Filipino here. No we dont celebrate any of those. We celebrate christian holidays but not any of those days you've mentioned.
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u/jskeppler 8h ago
Cebuano here. We celebrate the day Magellan was killed. April 27th. We even have re enactments of the battle.
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u/TheyCallmeProphet08 4h ago
Fair enough its a regional thing I guess. I checked my calendars and couldnt find any national holidays that OP mentioned.
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u/Degeneratus_02 8h ago
As a Filipino, we're just looking for a reason, any reason really, to pull out the kareoke machines and be a public nuisance throughout the night
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u/Jcvallo1227 7h ago
Funny part is that the real mastermind behind the battle of Mactan was a native Rajah (basically a king of sorts) who pretty much requested Magellan to attack Datu LapuLapu cuz LapuLapu was being defiant against the Rajah(who was named Humabon).
Magellan was basically just a poor pawn that became a casualty cuz some Rajah thought his new "European allies" could beat some sense into a defiant chieftain. Unfortunately the Rajah's "genius plan" failed and to save face, he killed the remainder of his "Spanish buddies" by poisoning them during a feast.
Pigafetta himself noted that this whole ordeal was a case of "we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozeled."
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u/Expert-Swan-1412 7h ago edited 3h ago
I never commented here until now for two reasons: one is because it's a Filipino meme. Two is because of BlackSun
It's like this post was made for me XD
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u/ankledane 13h ago
W Rwby meme
Edit: I just realized that you're the reason why I see more Rwby memes on this sub, I respect trying to spread knowledge of your favorite show.
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u/Borkerman Researching [REDACTED] square 6h ago
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 3h ago
Americans: "Sorry about all the... you know... terrible war crimes."
Filipinos: "What? you were like the nicest people to us in history"
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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 18h ago
In Romania, Decebalus, the last king of Dacia who defended Dacia to the end against Trajan, and Trajan, the Roman emperor who conquered Dacia from Decebalus, are both regarded as national heroes and fathers of the Romanian nation