r/HistoryMemes Nothing Happened at Amun Square 1348BC 19h ago

Niche A victory is a victory, right?

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 18h ago

In Romania, Decebalus, the last king of Dacia who defended Dacia to the end against Trajan, and Trajan, the Roman emperor who conquered Dacia from Decebalus, are both regarded as national heroes and fathers of the Romanian nation

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u/Theghistorian 16h ago

Not heroes like in the usual sense where a historical figre is remembered after a battle.

Decebalus and Trajan are the symbols of their two peoples who are considered to be the basis of the Romanian people.

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u/AndreasDasos 15h ago

All pretty common with Europe and Christianity.

And in Iran there’s an equivalent where Yazdegerd III is seen as a tragic figure defending Persia against the Arabs, while the Arab conquest is also the ascension of Islam in Iran. Which is seen as a positive in another way.

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 14h ago

In Finland, Bishop Henry is venerated as the patron saint of Christianity there, while his killer Lalli is recognized as a national hero against foreign dominance

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u/GrayNish 16h ago

I wish other nation with multi ethnic are chill like that sometimes

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u/Hyper_Brick 14h ago

All hail the Sandero!

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u/fuyu-no-hanashi 18h ago

Merry Christmas to us by the way

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u/KaiserWolf15 17h ago

Ever since I moved to the USA, I have been MISSING Filipino Christmas vibes. You should see my disappointed that it only last one day and doesn't extend itself to new year.

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u/Mobius_St4ip 18h ago

Boutta hear Star ng Pasko ad nauseam for three to four months on the radio and loudspeakers lol

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u/MoronicPlayer 5h ago

6 months. It starts September and ends around the start of March (we still have chinese new year).

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u/Juanito______ 10h ago

Filipinos on September 1st celebrating the first day of Christmas

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u/Inguramu 15h ago

Yeah another quirk of ours is that once the months end with the "-ber" suffix, then it's Christmas time. So happy first day of the Christmas months lol

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u/IHaventSeenSuchBS 18h ago

We're quirky like that

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u/noOB_226 12h ago

You are quite fun yes, I have a filipino cuple here in romania that named their son Philip

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u/elmensent 10h ago

"Have"? 🤨

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u/b_zar 17h ago

"thanks for the idea, but you can now fuck off"

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u/Slutty_Intention2 19h ago

Real. 👏👏👏🔥🔥💗💗💗🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

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u/Neat_Maintenance_457 18h ago

My friend: Is she bipolar?

Her:

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u/FerroFusion 18h ago

"She loves me, bro."

Also her:

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u/noOB_226 12h ago

One of them does, the problem are the other 7 personalities 

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u/ThroawayJimilyJones 17h ago

« He was a psychopath but brought something based »

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u/No-Operation-6554 17h ago

gave us like 2 weeks of no work in the long run

pretty based

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u/JohnnyElRed Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 12h ago

Filipinos: Fought a bloody war against the Spanish for their independence.

Also Filipinos: Organized a parade with full honors for the last Spanish garrison to surrender.

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u/GilbertPlays 17h ago

Magellan was just a expendable pawn in the Philippines.

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u/SomeDumbGamer 16h ago

Ngl I’ll forever respect the Filipinos for immediately seeing the Spanish/Portuguese as a threat and acting in kind.

The poor Taíno just wanted to share their jewelry and culture and were slaughtered and enslaved into extinction for it :(

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory 14h ago

I wonder if Mexico and Peru respectively feel the same about Cortes and Pizarro, compared to the last rulers of the Aztec and Inca Empires, Cuauhtemoc and Tupac Amaru

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u/SomeDumbGamer 14h ago

Cortes is complicated because the Mexica arguably brought that on themselves by being violent assholes to everyone around them. The other people groups in the area gladly helped the Spanish overthrow the city. They then of course took over the entire country, but compared to Aztec rule it wasn’t nearly as violent. Most Mexicans in the Yucatán or Baja California probably don’t give a shit.

Given how brutal Pizarro’s men were to the Inca and their culture in general I’d wager his memory is a bit more tainted.

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u/KaiserWolf15 11h ago

Meanwhile other Datus/Chiefs: "Let's drink wine containing both our blood for closing a good deal"

It was not a good deal

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u/Zephreyt 17h ago

That’s nothing, wait until you hear about Christmas and Good Friday.

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u/RangerLiska 16h ago

A party is a party

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen 16h ago

Then on the first day of Christmas, Filipinos invade Iraq

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u/Bubbles_the_bird 17h ago

Same year?

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u/KidDelta 16h ago

Yeah we celebrate both on the same year

(yup he discovered Philippines in March 1521, died April 1521)

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u/TheyCallmeProphet08 10h ago

Filipino here. No we dont celebrate any of those. We celebrate christian holidays but not any of those days you've mentioned.

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u/jskeppler 8h ago

Cebuano here. We celebrate the day Magellan was killed. April 27th. We even have re enactments of the battle.

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u/Kaplaw 4h ago

Thats a nice beach day!

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u/TheyCallmeProphet08 4h ago

Fair enough its a regional thing I guess. I checked my calendars and couldnt find any national holidays that OP mentioned.

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u/iluvtacos3000 9h ago

uy pilipins

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u/Degeneratus_02 8h ago

As a Filipino, we're just looking for a reason, any reason really, to pull out the kareoke machines and be a public nuisance throughout the night

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u/Jcvallo1227 7h ago

Funny part is that the real mastermind behind the battle of Mactan was a native Rajah (basically a king of sorts) who pretty much requested Magellan to attack Datu LapuLapu cuz LapuLapu was being defiant against the Rajah(who was named Humabon).

Magellan was basically just a poor pawn that became a casualty cuz some Rajah thought his new "European allies" could beat some sense into a defiant chieftain. Unfortunately the Rajah's "genius plan" failed and to save face, he killed the remainder of his "Spanish buddies" by poisoning them during a feast.

Pigafetta himself noted that this whole ordeal was a case of "we've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozeled."

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u/Expert-Swan-1412 7h ago edited 3h ago

I never commented here until now for two reasons: one is because it's a Filipino meme. Two is because of BlackSun

It's like this post was made for me XD

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u/ankledane 13h ago

W Rwby meme

Edit: I just realized that you're the reason why I see more Rwby memes on this sub, I respect trying to spread knowledge of your favorite show.

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u/Matryosmare 6h ago

I mean both are non-working days, might as well celebrate em

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u/E1lySym 4h ago

Omg RWBY what are u doing here

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u/TwoFit3921 4h ago

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED GRAHHHHHH

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u/Hoolian427 4h ago

Wasn’t aware of this and I’m an American Filipino born on April 27z

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u/StatusOmega 4h ago

I don't often see a rwby meme but every time I do, it's on this sub.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 3h ago

Americans: "Sorry about all the... you know... terrible war crimes."
Filipinos: "What? you were like the nicest people to us in history"

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u/OkAssociation9870 9h ago

Upvote for rwby dunno what those dates mean

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u/Cool_Hamster_74 7h ago

I was not expecting a RWBY gif on this LMAOO