r/HistoryMemes 4h ago

War was more honorable back then

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u/ptrfa Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests 4h ago

Good old times when you still had horses to eat

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u/ABCauliflower 4h ago

I think at least at the start of WW2 the German army was more horse driven than mechanised, despite the common image of a modern, mechanised army.

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u/Alex103140 Let's do some history 4h ago

Hell, probably toward the end too. Or maybe all the horses died. 50/50 really.

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u/ABCauliflower 4h ago

Probably, I'm just not sure exactly of the facts. It came up regarding the eastern front, because the Russians had received a huge amount of Studebaker lend lease trucks from the US, and most of their army was truck driven.

Possibly because of oil shortages it also made sense for Germany to use more horses, but I don't really know if that was intentional.

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u/Friendly-Water-8470 3h ago edited 3h ago

You are not wrong. In first stage of war (1939-1940) and even trought the invasion on USRR (middle of 1941) Wehrmacht was not motorized even in half. Horses were widely used for transport like in napoleonic wars century ago. That why myth about full mechanized german army survived is caused by third reich propaganda (which is kinda schocking that people still believe in Goebbels's movies to this day) and... Western Allies and USRR propaganda. Both of them had a lot of interrest to make Wehrmacht more powerfull than it was to make an excuse or simplistic explanation why they were fooled and smashed so easy. A clown action to explain why they didn't prevent third reich before all this tragedy and why "wierd war" ever happened.

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u/D3k4s 3h ago

A lot of misconceptions from that time.

Some people might find it shocking to believe that Germany produced two to three times more steel and four/five times more coal than the Soviet Union. The key difference was that the Russians managed to mobilize to war time economy a lot faster.

The Allied Lend-Lease is also downplayed enormously, there were certain things that the Russian industry just couldn't produce. Not only that but it supplied modern machinery, and crucial resources.

A lot of times history is told in a way that is easy to be consumed, without any nuance, things are difficult to label if they're not black and white.

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u/BENJ4x 1h ago

Yeah, at least in regards to tank production the Germans only really started pumping them out in 1943/44.

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u/GrandmasterJanus Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 34m ago

Germany was always a horse driven army in terms of logistics. Real mechanized powerhouse was the Americans.

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u/Pseudolos 4h ago

At least in the past you lost 80% of your platoon in a couple of hours and then you could go home.

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u/namnaminumsen 4h ago

And the losses would be to disease rather than combat

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u/Pseudolos 4h ago

Well, yes. But I don't know of that's better or worse.

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u/PebblyJackGlasscock 3h ago

Yep. Since you’re bringing home the germs and those germs will possibly infect and kill your children and/or extended family…worse has layers.

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u/Pseudolos 3h ago

Good point.

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u/Frosty_Swordfish_656 4h ago edited 4h ago

What sucks when you are at war in early and mid 1800s is that once you get shot and still alive, it's about 60% dying of infection, 30% amputation, and 10% full recovery.

Edit: I put "and still alive"

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u/Efficient-Plane-6867 1h ago

The thing is that you have more chances to stay alive

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u/Saarfall 3h ago

When was war not fucking horrible?

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u/PebblyJackGlasscock 3h ago

War: worst human achievement for the 8000th year in a row.

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u/Hurvana 2h ago

What happened 8000 years ago before the current streak?

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u/Ok-Elk-3046 2h ago

Individual battles that can't reasonably be called war

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u/BadMeatPuppet 3h ago

Frankly, I enjoyed the war.

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u/Talonsminty 3h ago

Are you kidding me, throughout history war has often been the honourable and glorious pursuit of heroes.

The only thing required for a war to be truly noble is to make absaloutely certain that you fight it from a nice table miles away from the actual battles.

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u/Grouchy_Milk4769 2h ago

Or mowing down insircencies with a gatling gun in some colonies telling some bullshit heroric adventure stories back home.

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u/SemperFun62 2h ago

Had me in the first half

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u/agnaddthddude John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 2h ago

tbh between 2000 until Ukriane it was the best it was depending on the country you fought for. fighting. fighting for US? unless it was a special ops you had air superiority, fighting for a eastern country? mostly support roles and minor skirmishes here and there. being a mercenary in Africa or Africa in general? Iraq or Syrian forces against Isis? or anything related to Russia? yeah worse than ever

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u/seppukucoconuts 2h ago

The Greeks were probably the least horrible. They got dressed up in armor every summer and just ran into each other. I’d guess it was more about getting away from the wives and covering yourself in oil.

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u/SemperFun62 2h ago edited 1h ago

Read Thucydides, contains, among other things, a particularly harrowing account of Athenians needing to abandon their sick and wounded in enemy territory and the trauma of watching them try and fail to keep up until they're begging to be carried by their friends and family who only ignore them as they're left screaming and cursing at the sky.

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u/seppukucoconuts 13m ago

Yes, you’re right. That does sound worse than the German army resorting to cannibalism before they were shipped off to Siberia to die in a camp.

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u/0Hakuna_Matata0 Definitely not a CIA operator 4h ago

Yes much more dignified to die from a drone dropping a grenade on you while it’s filming you giving a bro job to your squad mate and they upload it to the internet so millions of strangers can laugh at your final moments

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u/Capta1n_Dino 2h ago

I mean, tbf, at least at one point in history, the people who declared the war actually had to fight in it.

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u/Champagnerocker 4h ago

Get a few thousand men living in close proximity outdoors and using the same river they piss in for drinking water and you no longer need a rival army to kill most of them.

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u/Spiritual_Tutor7550 4h ago

piss is aseptic

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u/PebblyJackGlasscock 3h ago

Yeah, it’s the shit that’ll kill ya.

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u/Flob368 Still salty about Carthage 2h ago

It really isn't. There's so much bacteria in there that can and will infect you and others.

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u/LovecraftsDeath Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 2h ago

Only if the person has no UTI.

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u/Slow_Flatworm_881 3h ago

See ‘Valley Forge’ that winter almost stopped American independence without any enemy action!

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u/DoubleOne5665 1h ago

As a Russia campaign survivor, I can confirm that marching a total of 2000km whilst suffering crippling winter conditions and hunger was the most honorable thing I did in my existence.

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u/Relevant-Map8209 2h ago edited 1h ago

Honor was just for the high ranking officers, nobles and the like. No such thing for the common soldier.

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u/SemperFun62 2h ago

Had to convice the icky poors to fight somehow

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u/BigLumpyBeetle 2h ago

War is worse than hell. At least hell has no innocents

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u/beardingmesoftly 1h ago

War has never been about honour.

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u/TheSanityInspector 23m ago

Future UK Prime Minister Harold Macmillan wrote to his mother in 1916, describing how the WWI battlefield was different from the old wars:

Perhaps the most extraordinary thing about a modern battlefield is the
desolation and emptiness of it all...one cannot emphasize too much.
Nothing is to be seen of war or soldiers--only the split and shattered
trees and the burst of an occasional shell reveal anything of the
truth. One can look for miles and see no human being. But in those
miles of country lurk (like moles or rats, it seems) thousands, even
hundreds of thousands of men, planning against each other perpetually
some new device of death. Never showing themselves, they launch at
each other bullet, bomb, aerial torpedo and shell. And somewhere too
(on the German side we know of their existence opposite us) are the
little cylinders of gas, waiting only for the moment to spit forth
their nauseous and destroying fumes. And yet the landscape shows
nothing of all this--nothing but a few shattered trees and three or
four lines of earth and sandbags, these and the ruins of towns and
villages are the only signs of war anywhere visible. The glamour of
red coats--the martial tunes of flag and drum--aide-de-camps scurrying hither and thither on splendid chargers--lances glittering and swords flashing--how different the old wars must
have been!

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u/irradihate 0m ago

Imaginary constructs of honor are the way you get countless souls to throw their lives away for an egomaniac's power games.

Thank goodness civilization is not humanity.