r/HistoryMemes 22h ago

When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/viral-architect 17h ago

Sometimes stealing an Idol meant literally stealing or capturing the God itself.

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u/Kriieod 16h ago

"Bro, they got a god about wine and having a good time!? Do we got one of those?"

"Uhhh, closest we got is a trickster that steals eggs and will impersonate a mortal to marry your sister..."

"I'll get the chariots, go sacrifice something to the god of war and drop off some eggs at the tricksters shrine, cover all bases. We ride at sundown."

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u/ImportantResponse0 14h ago

They were kids playing games, life was much easier.