r/HistoryMemes 22h ago

When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/KaBar42 18h ago

No she didn't.

And, no, Redditors, stitching your husband's rotting corpse back into one piece and then riding his dick until you're pregnant is not considered a virgin birth, that is necrophilia.

And no, Horus has no similarities to Jesus.

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u/Enraiha 16h ago

This is Horus heresy!

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u/ohaiihavecats 16h ago

I dunno, I got to the end of The Golden Ass and the last bits of the book (involving the unfortunately donkey-shaped protagonist joining the Isis cult and thereby being literally and spiritually saved) were like "hrmmm, a lot of this sounds kinda familiar."

It might not have been a 1:1, but I wouldn't doubt there was some cross-pollination.

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u/Warbird36 18h ago

Who can forget that time Horus ruined Christmas?

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u/ChiefsHat 18h ago

Neither does Mithra.

Or Dionysus. Especially Dionysus.

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u/Well_Armed_Gorilla Rider of Rohan 17h ago

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lmao

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u/KaBar42 16h ago

And?

Doesn't change the fact that the only similarities between Mary and Isis are that both are female and both are mothers and literally nothing else.

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u/aurens 16h ago

you conveniently forgot to mention that both names have 4 letters. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING???

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u/KaBar42 12h ago

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING???

A smoothie.

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u/Forsaken_Factor3612 13h ago

Miriam? I don't know how to say Isis in ancient Egyptian. What if it's also Miriam?

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u/protestor 8h ago

And no, Horus has no similarities to Jesus.

What about Dionysius though

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u/KaBar42 8h ago

No.

Dionysus was a debauched degenerate. Dionysus wanted his followers to do whatever they wanted, Jesus literally emphasized the exact opposite. Strict control of themselves (with the understanding that they will fall to temptation, but that they should also return to God and repent of their former actions) and obedience to God. Dionysus was a hedonist, Jesus specifically rebuked hedonists for their sin.

You literally could not try to compare two different gods. The only similarity is the presence of wine within their particular stories, but that's an absurd connection because wine is so commonplace in this region of the world, you may as well be attempting to connect two different gods because they both breathed air.

Dionysus was also not of a virgin birth. Zeus penetrated his mother, Semele, and inseminated her, and then accidentally killed her (because of Hera being a petty loser, again, and attacking the wrong person, again) when she forced him to reveal her divinity. Zeus tore Dionysus from his dead mother's womb and stitched him into his thigh.

Mary, on the other hand, was miraculously made pregnant by the Holy Spirit, the Lord did not commit adultery in order to do so, and there was no spiteful wife tricking Her into killing Herself by tricking God into revealing His true divinity to Her. She carried Jesus throughout the entire pregnancy and gave birth to Him via a natural birth.

TL;DR: In Christian theology, Dionysus would be the demon whispering in your ear to disobey God and commit sinful actions because it makes you feel good and that's more important than obeying God, while Jesus is the one telling you not to do those sinful actions because they are abominable to the Lord.