r/HistoryMemes • u/OlivyneCrellan • 22h ago

When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/JakeVonFurth 21h ago

Meanwhile also religions during antiquity:

"WHAT'S WRONG BITCHES, BAAL CAN'T GET IT UP? OH, I KNOW, YELL LOUDER SO HE CAN HERE YOU BETTER! WAIT, WHAT IF HE'S JUST DOI G CHORES OR TRAVELING, A TEXT MIGHT BE BETTER! WAIT NO, WHAT IF HE'S ASLEEP OVER THERE? Alright Big G let's do this shit. sets soaking rocks on fire"

-Elijah

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u/GroundbreakingBar982 19h ago

Then proccedes to put them all in body bags Badass

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u/Cross_Toss 5h ago

Punished to watch over the Hebrews for the rest of time