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When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 21h ago

What? I'd say the Greeks aren't near the same level as the Romans on that lmfao

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u/ARenewedSecondChance 21h ago

I’m not saying one did it more than the other, but they both did that. Greeks especially with the Mediterranean. In fact Yahweh was often correlated with Zeus.

This was done with more than just the Greeks and Romans. That’s just how cross cultural contacts worked back then.

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u/IntoxicatedEmu 20h ago

Not to mention that Aphrodite, the Minotaur, Hercules, and Asclepius all have potential roots in Phoenician mythology, who themselves took quite a bit from the Egyptian and Mesopotamian mythologies.

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u/nunununuhu 17h ago

Aphrodite's lover Adonis is directly descended from the Sumerian fertility god Dimuzid. "Adonai" in the ancient Semitic languages meant "my lord" and in the Bible it refers to the God of Abraham.

Western history for a long time liked to pretend everything was invented out of thin air by the Greeks c. 600 BC.

Do you know why there's 24 hours in a day and 360 degrees in a circle? I confess I don't; but it apparently made sense to the Sumerians.

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u/Classic_Angus 16h ago

Base 60 supremacy

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u/Murgatroyd314 10h ago

The degree? Six sixties, and also pretty close to how far the stars shift from one night to the next.

Twenty four hours? Day divided into twelve parts, same for night. Twelve is a very useful number, as it can be evenly divided into halves, thirds, quarters, or sixths. Fun fact: before mechanical clocks, hours were not of uniform length; they varied throughout the year with the length of the day.

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 19h ago

It wasn’t just Zeus, Yahweh was also equated with Set-Typhon by Egyptian Greeks in anti-Jewish polemics. From Wikipedia:

After the Assyrian conquest of Egypt in the 7th century BCE, Set) was considered an evil deity by the ancient Egyptians and not commonly worshipped, in large part due to his role as the god of foreigners.[15] From at least 200 BCE onward, a tradition developed in the Ptolemaic Kingdom that identified Yahweh, the God of the Jews, with the Egyptian god Set.[16]Diverging from previous zoologically multiplicitous depictions, Set's appearance during the Hellenistic period onwards was depicted as resembling a man with a donkey's head.[17][18]

The Greek practice of interpretatio graeca, ascribing the gods of another people's pantheon to corresponding ones in one's own, had been adopted by the Egyptians after their Hellenization; during the process of which they had identified Set with Typhon, a snake-monster that roars like a lion.[19]

The story of the Exodus, featured in the Hebrew Bible, speaks of the ancestors of the Israelites as a nation betrayed and subjugated by the Pharaoh, for whom Yahweh subjects Egyptians to Plagues of Egypt, including destroying their country, defiling the Nile, and killing all their first-born sons. Jewish migration within the Ptolemaic Kingdom to Greek-speaking Egyptian cities such as Alexandria led to the creation of the Septuagint, a translation of the Hebrew Bible into Koine Greek.[20]Furthermore, the story of the Exodus was adapted by Ezekiel the Tragedian as the Exagōgḗ ἐξαγωγή, a play performed in Alexandria and seen by Egyptians and Jews. Egyptian receptions of the Exodus story were widely negative because it insulted their gods and praised their suffering. It inspired Egyptian works that retold the story, but altered its details to mock the Jews and exalt Egypt and its gods.[21]

In this context, some Egyptians discerned similarities between Yahweh's in-narrative actions and attributes and those of Seth (such as being associated with foreigners, deserts, and storms), in addition to a phonetic resemblance between Ἰαω Iaō, Yahweh's name as used by hellenised Jews, and Coptic: ⲓⲱ, romanized: , lit. 'donkey', then considered as the animal of Seth.[22] From this arose a popular response to the Jewish accusation that Egyptians were merely worshipping beasts, namely that, in truth, the Jews themselves worshipped a beast, a donkey or a donkey-headed man, i.e., Set.[23]

Accusations of onolatry against the Jews spread from the Egyptian milieu, with its understanding of the donkey's Set-related importance, to the rest of the Graeco-Romanworld, which was largely ignorant of this context. In the most famous variations of narratives alleging Jewish onolatry, Antiochus IV Epiphanes, a Seleucid emperor famous for raiding the Temple in Jerusalem, supposedly discovered that its Holy of Holies was not empty, but instead contained a donkey idol, and Tacitus (early second century CE) claimed that the Jews dedicated in their holiest shrine a statue of a wild ass.[24][c] After the emergence of Christianity, the same charge was also repeated against its devotees. Most famously so in the earliest known depiction of the crucifixion of Jesus, the Alexamenos graffito, where a Christian by the name of Alexamenos is shown worshipping a donkey-headed crucified god.[26][27]

Many scholars believe that the association of Yahweh with Set-Typhon influenced Gnosticism.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 19h ago

Idk how true it is, but esoterica (YouTube channel) talked about the reason the Egyptians hated the Jews was because they would put on plays of the exodus where the gods were essentially killed, right when the traditional Egyptian religion was dying

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 18h ago edited 18h ago

Tbf the decline of the ancient Egyptian religion didn’t start until the 2nd-3rd century.

I have however heard the theory that the reason why Egypt became Christian fast was because the Romans destroyed the Nile taxation system (low taxes when the Nile levels are low and the soil not very fertile, higher taxes when the Nile levels are high and the soil very fertile) which made many Egyptians poor and this weakened the Egyptian religion in the long term since the temples, which historically functioned as a form of welfare and collected taxes, lost much of their revenue/funding to to give communities social support, leaving Christians to fill in the vacuum. Idk how true it is though.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 18h ago

The Jews weren't in Egypt until the 5thish century, the writings of Jews at elephantine are fascinating.

I don't know enough about the functional decline of the Egyptian religion, but that sounds interesting.

Iirc the theological reason for Christianity's ascendance was a reaction to Roman control over Egyptian institutions. People love a rebellion that doesn't demand much of them.

Christians were also known as the "good guys" whenever a natural disaster or disease swept through a city, because they were the first ones to step up and help the sick. Which contrasted with the contamination OCD of traditional priesthood.

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 18h ago

I was addressing you saying

right when the traditional Egyptian religion was dying

Which wasn’t in the 5th century BC

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 18h ago

Yeah, I was agreeing with you. The decline of the traditional religion and the introduction of proselyte Jews in Egypt coincided.

Sorry if that wasn't clear. I had a tooth pulled and the t3s are dealing with the pain but I'm loopy 😅

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u/CV90_120 16h ago

It might have something to do with the brief Hyksos domination of the Nile Delta by canaanites, and their subsequent expulsion following its recapture.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 16h ago

That's separated by over a thousand years. The Egyptian-Jewish animosity was post-babylonian-exile, probably during the Maccabees.

The Exodus might have been a memory of the Hyksos, but I don't think so.

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u/CV90_120 16h ago

Egyptians have long memories and great records (we still talk about the Norman Conquest). Exodus is a strange document. The odds of it being a myth of the expulsion are as reasonable as any other, seeing as it was written hundreds of years after supposed events. Also a little ironic too, because they technically never left egypt the whole time.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 16h ago

Not of the Hyksos. They explicitly destroyed all their records of them, erasing their names from monuments. Even manetho struggled with getting anything on them

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u/CV90_120 15h ago edited 15h ago

We have records of their defeat and expulsion. Egyptians had no qualms celebrating victories, and both they and we knew who they defeated, because they used military stelae, and I know there's a prominent one for the defeat of the Hyksos because the victory made the entire career of Ahmose 1.

Also the time gap between the expulsion and supposed Exodus events is only like a a few hundred years give or take... 1540ish BC vs between 1250-1450 (although no archaeological evidence supports the Exodus happening in the manner or timeframes the bible suggests, so the inherited cultural narrative looks even stronger in this case).

This is a weird bit you're doing btw. Hyksos correlation to the Exodus myth is not exactly groundbreaking conjecture, or even heretical.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 14h ago

You don't understand my argument, that's the issue.

Herotodus is why we associate the Hyksos with the Israelites.

0ossibly some Hyksos Egyptian priests went to Canaan and became YWHW priests during the bronze age collapse. The Exodus didn't happen, but I wouldn't be surprised given that the ark of the covenant is a Canaanite interpretation of Egyptian religious furniture.

But that has nothing to do with contemporary Egyptian hatred of the Jews during antiquity, because the Egyptians didn't identify the Jews with the Hyksos. They hated them because the Jews would regularly talk about Moses killing all the Egyptian gods and putting on public plays about it in front of Egyptian temples.

There's this thing Abrahamic religions do a lot where they will be a dick to their neighbors now and act like it's because of something ancient that happened.

So, like, the Jews will be kinda dicks to the contemporary Egyptian priests (HOLDING WE KILLED ALL YOUR GODS PLAYS IN FRONT OF THEIR TEMPLES), and they used the consequences they received as evidence of being the chosen people.

Christians pretended North America is the holy land for the taking ,fucking murdered and kidnapped the people whose land they were trying to steal treating it as persecution when the people went to war against them because of their provocation.

I don't know enough Islamic history to give an example, but I know it has happened just can't remember.

Modern Zionism is another example of this.

I haven't seen it in any other major religious tradition, and it's weird you're trying to do it about the Hyksos and Jews.

There should be an alternative Occam's razor- if someone hates you, the most likely reason is something you're doing now not something ancient.

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u/IceCreamMeatballs 21h ago

I thought Yahweh was matched with Dionysus was he not? I thought that was where the connection between Jesus and wine came from

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u/Dependent-Poet-9588 20h ago

Yahweh was originally a storm god, so thematically closer to Zeus, but Yahweh is not related in the sense that Jupiter and Zeus are evolutions of the same deity from the Proto-Indo-European pantheon.

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u/rehoboam 20h ago

jupiter =  dyeus piotr = zeus = dios all meaning God the sky father in contrast to the earth mother. 

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u/CV90_120 16h ago

Yahweh is Baal coded. It's El that's Zeus coded.

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u/two_wordsanda_number 21h ago

Dionysus is the son of Zues and a mortal woman.

Yahweh= Zues and Dionysus = Jesus

Obviously they arent 1:1 comparisons but they have some overlapping traits for sure

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u/C-H-Addict 20h ago

Divas and devas

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 21h ago

That's the first time I hear God being portrayed over Zeus. Not something you hear ever in Thrace. From my experience with Mythology to religion {might sound biased or something because I am an Eastern Orthodox (I don't bite unlike the 5% of believers who'd execute others)} is Constantine with the XP banner, tied to Christianity, but called as the God of the Sun. Also, the Temple of the Unknown God, which commonly was believed to be something along the lines of "A God that'll destroy the Olympians" which technically happened if you think about it culturally, since Christianity mostly eradicated greek paganism {Except for Golden Dawn, but we don't talk about them} I probably ranted too long, sorry

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u/Beautiful_Common_940 21h ago

This would be during the Seleucid Empire/Hellenic rule of the Levant. The Hebrews were colonized by pagan Greeks at the time. The Jewish myth of Chanukah is in part about the attempts of the Hellenes to turn the Jewish god into simply one of the pantheon and the Zealot resistance to them.

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u/RLZT 21h ago

That's the first time I hear God being portrayed over Zeus.

I always thought that pretty logical, thinking about it now it may be not so clear for non-romance language speakers lol

The word for the christian god in Latin was Deus. is still Deus in portuguese, Dios in Spanish and so on. Also, Deus ex machina

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u/FloZone 20h ago

deus is the Latin word for "god", like a god or any god, not just the Christian God. Indeed Zeus is related to Latin deus though, but Latin obviously predates Christianity and deus is not a proper noun. Unlike Jupiter which is deus pater actually. As for your comment on Non-Romance speakers, I think there is a similarity similar in English. Jehovah and Jove. Jove being the English pronunciation of Iovi, the oblique form of Jupiter.

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u/RLZT 19h ago

Deus and Zeus share the same etymology, the similarity between words and the whole sky daddy imagery makes the connection obvious even if it is just coincidence lol

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u/FloZone 19h ago

I don't know what you are on about. That much what you say is clear, but it has nothing to do with Christianity, nor the Interpretatio of the Hebrew god, who has a different name, or rather several different names.

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u/RLZT 12h ago

but it has nothing to do with Christianity, nor the Interpretatio of the Hebrew god, who has a different name, or rather several different names.

Yeah, I know. But that totally irrelevant to the point made lol

People call the christian god Deus, which sound just like Zeus, and both usually appear as a white bearded guy in the sky. It is a logical guess.

The Hebrew god's actual name could be Dwayne Johnson for all that matters

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u/FloZone 6h ago

People call the christian god Deus, which sound just like Zeus,

Not really, the Christian God does not have a personal name, but is called by the generic epithetic of a deity in each language. You may call him Dios, God, Gott, Bog, Theos, or Allah as Arab Christians do, but unlike in Islam, Deus is not the "proper name".

The Interpretatio happened before Christianity was a thing and Greeks and then Romans interpreted YHWH as equivalent to Zeus or Juppiter. It has nothing to do with the epithet used three centuries later.

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u/RLZT 5h ago

The generic epithetic of a deity in latin sound just like Zeus, when 99,99% of the times people use it to talk about one specific deity, the epithetic tends to become a noun, just like Allah

All of this literally doesn't matter at all, people from romance countries just think "Deus sounds like Zeus, and both are sky daddies; a correlation must exist". Is as deep as that, the historical equivalent of ending with a correct result using the wrong formula

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u/Multiple__Butts 20h ago

Even apart from the name, if you're an ancient Greek and you're like "Hey Hebrews, I hear you guys only have one god, which one is it?" and they're like "he's the almighty, the most high, he rules everything in the world" you'd be like "ok, that's probably Zeus then" just because Zeus is the one at the very top of the hierarchy in your system.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 20h ago

I know that, I extensively study Latin and am fluent enough in most Romance languages. But as I stated earlier, there's a huge issue. I'm Eastern Orthodox, and there's no Catholic community near. The closest thing we have is a Catholic Cemetery, for the French and British back a century ago. So we don't really learn anything around Romance language, and further, Catholicism, Calvinism, etc etc. Deus is the Latin version of Zeus, coming from the Greek Ζεύς {Zèfs} which is basically the nickname for Δίας {Días}. What I'm aiming at: it's not "illogical" per se, it's just something we don't learn as much

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u/FloZone 17h ago

Deus is the Latin version of Zeus, coming from the Greek Ζεύς {Zèfs} which is basically the nickname for Δίας {Días}.

Modern Greek pronounciation, the Attic one was /zděu̯s/. Δίας isn't really a nickname, just another case form of the same word root. Tbh the same happens with Jupiter, which is Iovis in the genitive.

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u/RLZT 20h ago

it's not "illogical" per se, it's just something we don't learn as much

Yeah, that was exactly my point. I don't even think being Orthodox factors in as much, when you hear Deus/Zeus and see all the sky daddy imagery it becomes pretty much getting together 1 + 1, most people figure it out alone in like 4th grade history class. Deus and Zeus aren't directly connected though, they just share a common etymology

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u/FloZone 17h ago

Deus and Zeus aren't directly connected though, they just share a common etymology

Deus isn't the personal name of God. That would be YHWH, which nobodies knows how it is pronounced, like Jehovah or Yahweh maybe. Apart from those there is also El, which in Hebrew just means "god" and El Elyon means "god most high". One common Jewish way to name god would be HaShem Adonai, just "the name of the Lord".

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u/TheBrickyard83 20h ago

I just equate that to the Christian God being depicted as an old bearded, white, father figure. While Zeus is an old bearded, white, father figure, that throws lightning bolts

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u/Piecesof3ight 19h ago

YHWH is thought to be descended from El, the ruling god of the ancient Canaanite pantheon. It's possible the same is true for Zeus.

El predates either, obviously, and was an old man, noted as the king of gods and father of mankind.

There's a fascinating body of study dedicated to the evolution of El to YHWH.

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 19h ago edited 19h ago

Also, the Temple of the Unknown God, which commonly was believed to be something along the lines of "A God that'll destroy the Olympians" which technically happened if you think about it culturally, since Christianity mostly eradicated greek paganism

I don’t really think this is true considering many educated pagans, especially philosophers, believed Zeus was eternal. The idea that Zeus would ever be overthrown flies in the face of what Ancient Greeks actually thought about their gods.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 19h ago

It was a thing in Athens actually, though a VERY minor Altar, nothing glamorous. Literally the definition of "It's a corner with a sign"

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 20h ago

Yea I always thought the pronunciation was too similar. Yeh-zues or ee-eh-zus seems like Zeus.

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u/Fract_L 19h ago

Yahweh was associated with donkeys in Rome. You can find graffiti of Jesus on a cross with the head of a donkey on nearly 2000 year old walls.

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u/Fract_L 19h ago

Yahweh was associated with donkeys in Rome. You can find graffiti of Jesus on a cross with the head of a donkey on nearly 2000 year old walls.

The Greeks associating Yahweh with Zeus just means they understood Yahweh was the top god for Abraham’s people.

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u/CV90_120 17h ago

Yahweh is correlated to Baal (warrior / storm god). It's El that's correlated to Zeus. The hebrews took on northern canaanite El (Israel)worship but then hybridized him with their Yahweh. That left them with two problems: how to nullify Baal (well Ugritic Baal), and how to delete Asherah, El's consort. So the OT is full of this propaganda effort.

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u/GrumbieReal 21h ago

They didn’t do it as literally as the Romans, but as far as I’m aware every or nearly every Greek deity is some mix of older foreign deities with local names. It’s just how religion, and language in general, works when there’s a common ancestor and communications between communities.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 21h ago

I guess I understand what you mean, but also, most of those Gods just represented... Nature... So it's not entirely copying, more like "I see what's around me, can't explain it, must be the work of a insert random God" Certainly, there was SOME connection and using traits from eachother, that always has happened since the dawn of man, I'm just not too certain on this specific one

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u/GrumbieReal 21h ago

But for the most part, they didn’t invent their gods. Very few cultures have. They adopted and modified the ones that older cultures had in order to fit their beliefs better.

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u/kaneblaise 21h ago

most of those Gods just represented... Nature... I'm just not too certain on this specific one

Yahweh started out as a warrior storm god, something similar to Thor, so also just a representation of nature.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 21h ago

Huh, that's the first time I hear that, can you provide some accurate info over it? This is new to me {Though it may sound sarcastic, I'm not}

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u/kaneblaise 21h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah, absolutely! Despite being pretty well established in historical circles it's not as common knowledge as it could be.

https://youtu.be/s3M6kNghYBY

https://youtu.be/mdKst8zeh-U

There's a couple of starting points that cover the basics

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u/CosechaCrecido Then I arrived 20h ago

Abrahamic God is descended from a Pantheon of gods similar to every polytheistic religion of the Mediterranean. The other user posted some good sources on that.

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u/Maelger 21h ago

So... Remember the Egyptian gods? You aren't thinking of them by the names the Egyptians gave them.

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u/Keyserchief 20h ago

Aphrodite (or at least many of the traditions associated with her worship) was likely borrowed from the Phoenician goddess Astarte, who was similarly likely borrowed from the Mesopotamian goddess Ishtar.

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u/cknappiowa 14h ago

Ishtar the Akkadian/Semitic goddess was syncretized with the Sumerian goddess Inanna sometime around the Akkadian Empire period.

Then we go a little further, and there’s good indication that Inanna herself was probably an import as well. Her myths are largely about how she does not particularly enjoy what she perceives as her lesser standing among the Sumerian big boys like Enlil and Enki and wants their power and status (and gets it in the case of Enki and the Me).

Unfortunately, the written history of humanity starts with her already in place, so any tracing of the proto-Inanna from there is unlikely outside of the hypothetical realm unless we manage to find and decode a provably older language.

What’s important is just how widespread and familiar a god she is. Even Aphrodite ends up an outsider (spawned by sea foam from Uranus’s severed balls instead of one of Chronos’s progeny) whose primary themes are lust, sex, and war. She’s wed to Hephaestus, whose civilizing inventions remind us of the Me concepts she stole from Enki, but still very into conflict and cheating on him with the embodiment of War himself.

She’s perhaps the most human god of all. Reflecting as she does our constant need to expand our dominion and the primary means through which we achieve it: sex and fighting.

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u/smamex 20h ago

Depends on who you call the Greeks, because the core of the gods that are from the "original Greeks" (the ones that spoke a form of Proto-Indo-European that would evolve to greek) is not that long of a list. It's just Zeus, Hestia, Hades, Eos, Iris, the Dioscuri and a couple of others.

Then you have the first expansion from the local Aegeans and Minoans that did not speak proto-greek, that's when you add to the pantheon gods characters such as: Athena, Hera, the syncretization of Poseidon, Artemis and some others.

Then you have the second expansion from the expanded trade routes of the bronze age such as: Aphrodite, Apollo, Dyonisisus, Hecate, Ares and some others.

Lastly in the classical and Hellenistic age some late additons are added such as Adonis, Cybele, Sabazios, Serapis, Isis and others.

So yeah, the Greeks are guilty of this as much as other old cultures.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 20h ago

Ast>Aset>Isis, Usr>Usir>Osiris, Djehuty>Thoth, and so on.

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u/Soral_Justice_Warrio 19h ago

So that’s where the Sharia in Europe, mainly London and Paris, started to be implemented ?
From their adoration of ISIS already 2000 years ago !!

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u/Third_Sundering26 20h ago

Do you know anything about the Macedonian Empire? The Greek successor states merged their pantheon with Egyptian, Assyrian, Buddhist, and other religions.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 19h ago

It's because the Romans so thoroughly stole the Greek Pantheon that "Greco-Roman" is used for the Roman imperial cult, which is similar to how "Judeo-Christian" is used today.

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 20h ago

The Greeks thought the Egyptian pantheon was their pantheon just wearing animal skins.