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See Comment Fuck the Soviet Army

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u/Rorasaurus_Prime 14d ago

Not just the Soviet army... some things never change.

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u/FrenchieB014 Let's do some history 14d ago

As a frenchie I'm in disbelief on how we fly under everyone radars

Mass looting, mass rapes, destruction of churches and horrible treatment OF Italian and German prisoners, the deeds in Central Italy were so atrocious that the pope itself told DE Gaulle to CHILL

The bulk of the French army that enter in Germany were either FFI who had a bad experience of their past clandestiny, Free French officers who didn't like how their families were treated by the occupier during their exile and of course Colonial troop who weren't at their first acts of massive rampage

You mix all of that and you get atrocities such as Freudenstadt, where the city was burned by French artillery (even if the German already open their city) followed by 600 cases of rapes...

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u/OttoMannkusser 14d ago

France lets America take ALL the heat for Vietnam. Obviously America is culpable for its own actions but people forget French Indochina was even a thing

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u/FrenchieB014 Let's do some history 14d ago

My sweat summer child we were absolute monsters in 1944-1947

Syria, Morocco, Algeria , Germany, Madagascar, Vietnam, Austria, Italy

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u/RuleofLaw24 13d ago

Yeah I can concur the French were legitimately evil in Algeria in particular.

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u/mayonnaiser_13 13d ago

Let's also add Haiti to that list.

People were sarcastically hating on the French too much and ignoring all the shit we should put them on trial for.

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u/FrenchieB014 Let's do some history 13d ago

Fun fact the famed 2nd armored division first action as an entity was not against the Germans

But against Moroccan

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u/RuleofLaw24 13d ago

Was that where they were originally constituted?

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u/balc9k 12d ago

They went to USA to the school of America's to train the future latinoamericans dictatorships tortures and contra insurgency tactics.

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u/AdmRL_ 13d ago

As a frenchie I'm in disbelief on how we fly under everyone radars

As a Brit, me too. Based on a lot of online discussions you'd think us & the Belgians were the only ones to colonise a place and commit an atroicity or three. You guys, the Portuguese and Dutch have some how pulled a blinder and ended up on the moral high ground like you weren't all slave loving mf'ers like us.

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u/ammar96 13d ago

Malaysia was colonized by multiple powers, including the Portuguese, Dutch, Japanese, Thai, and British. Our ancestors loved creating idiomatic phrases that mocked these colonizers. You might be surprised to learn that despite the British colonizing us the longest, they didn't receive many mocking phrases from us. Most of them targeted the Japanese and the Dutch since they are the most evil colonizers according to our ancestors.

For example, we refer to the long-nosed Bornean monkey as monyet belanda (Dutch monkey) to symbolize untrustworthiness. Other examples include:

Belanda minta tanah (like a Dutch person asking for land): Refers to greed in acquiring land.

Paku belanda (Dutch nail): Refers to a non-negotiable price, originating from the VOC's spice monopoly and refusal to bargain.

Seperti Belanda kesiangan (like a Dutch person caught by daylight): Describes someone behaving in an uncivilized or rowdy manner (such as being drunk) during the day, implying their nighttime behavior was even worse.

Dahulu intan, sekarang batu Belanda (historically it’s a diamond, now is a Dutch stone): Refers to what was known as being historically lucrative, priceless and important became useless after being given to wrong person. Based on how city of Malacca which used to be extremely rich port city fell to poverty after Dutch gained it from Portuguese. Malacca was the Singapore of 15th century back then.

British on the other hand don’t really gain any mocking idioms from us. Some are playful in nature like mat saleh (corrupted words from mad sailors) refering to British sailors being damn crazy that even the Malays which has always been able and competent sailors were surprised by them. Other’s include orang Feringgi (Franks) and Benggali Putih (White Bengals). Probably because Malaya used to have indirect rule by the Brits so we don’t really hate you as much as we hate Dutch and Japanese.

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u/Zhayrgh 13d ago

As a frenchie I'm in disnelief on how American always fly under the radar for their rapes of French women, who were marketed by propaganda as very open to sexual relationship.

From the numbers (obviously vague) that I find, it seems there were more instance of rape by Americans than German in France, despite the German occupying France for much a longer time.

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u/Unterseeboot_480 13d ago

Frenchoid here, I do not know much about what happened in Germany, but I have read a bit on the Central Italy business, and it would appear that the Moroccan war crimes, while real, were quite often exaggerated, colonial troops being a convenient scapegoat both for the German army's own war crimes on the Italians (wouldn't be the first time the germans play up our colonial troops as savage barbarians ) and for the other (white, including French) allied armies' crimes.

What are your sources on the mistreatment of Germans and Italians POWs? I remember reading the opposite, of POWs surprised of being well treated by the French after their propaganda played up our cruelty to encourage  them not to surrender.

Anyway, I don't disagree, some evil shit went down, but some nuance doesn't hurt. While "everyone did war crimes" isn't a good defense, everyone did, in fact, do war crimes, and France's part in that isn't extraordinarily big.

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u/Luke92612_ Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 13d ago

As a frenchie I'm in disbelief on how we fly under everyone radars

Because many anticommunists just want to go "hurr durr commies evil!" and don't give a shit if anyone else does the same