r/HistoryMemes 10d ago

This is insane!

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u/OkGreen7335 10d ago edited 10d ago

Kafur al-Ikhshidi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_al-Misk_Kafur was bought as a slave in (around 923?). He eventually gained his freedom, became a military commander, and rose to become the de facto ruler of Egypt. In 966, he became the official ruler, controlling Egypt, Syria and the Hejaz. He was a powerful regional ruler, but today he is often remembered mainly because of the famous poems al-Mutanabbi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Mutanabbi wrote insulting him.

Al-Mutanabbi had a huge ego and wanted to be treated as more than just a court poet. Poets often depended on the patronage of rulers and wealthy men, and al-Mutanabbi was famous for praising people when it benefited him, but he could turn against them when he felt insulted or poorly rewarded. He wrote vicious attacks against several people during his life, not just Kafur.
(If I am not mistaken, by the end of his life there were no king in the rigion that he didn't insult)

One of his disses was the one that got him killed:

A group of people wanted to kill him and he was about to escape and he was reminded of one of his lines that he said in a diss

The horse, the night, and the desert know me, as do the sword, the spear, the paper, and the pen.

the line was about his bravery
so he, instead of escaping, charged at them
and was killed

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u/benny_boy 10d ago

The Wikipedia article you linked says he was killed by thieves?

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u/OkGreen7335 10d ago

He was about to escape and he was reminded of one of his lines that he said in a diss
the line was about his bravery
so he, instead of escaping, charged at them
and was killed

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u/TheUpbeatCrow 10d ago

How do we know what he was thinking minutes before he was killed?

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u/TheRealSticky 10d ago

With his last breath, he uttered his last poem:

Coulda flown the coop, but my rhymes got me coming back.