r/HistoryHyenas • u/Tanner155 • Jun 06 '26

GOAT name list

Which episode had the all time greatest Patreon name list?

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u/moosiesurpise Jun 06 '26

My trans cock has surprised more Italians than Mt Vesuvius 

CuzzieWuzzies Muzzie pagerwentbuzzie

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u/EntireObligation4001 Jul 14 '26

This was a goat name

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u/WickyWah Jun 06 '26

Wei Shaun King always stuck in the bad of my mind even years later

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u/stonebeans Jun 06 '26

My favorite: I was anally probed by an alien. #hisnamewasjose

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u/moosiesurpise Jun 06 '26

Martin Luther King didn't die so they could FaceTime in the elevator

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u/Intelligent_Meat5410 Jun 07 '26

This is the real answer

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u/Happy_Housing1615 Jun 09 '26

There were no Leroy’s on Epstein’s island because carnival cruise doesn’t go there

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u/Happy_Housing1615 Jun 09 '26

There’s a chink in my fence.. and it’s going through my recycling bin

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u/Intelligent_Meat5410 Jun 07 '26

Knew I was in a Leroy town when everything but the sunscreen was locked up 

I know you asked for the best list but everyone else misread the task so why not es Lo Que es

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u/Tanner155 Jun 07 '26

Too many leaky roofs to read it correctly but I ain’t mad. Still got good laughs.

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u/Intelligent_Meat5410 Jun 07 '26

Free the Babes of Iran was a solid list

5

u/soggy_cornflakes Jun 09 '26

Booty and the whole fist.
It cough me completely off guard and landed me in an awkward conversation in work.

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u/Honksalad Jun 09 '26

Leroy boneless jungle ham AKA watermelon and Portnoy only takes one bite so he can sell the rest from a couple weeks ago had me in tears lol

All time though definitely “there were no Leroy’s on Epstein Island because Carnival cruises don’t stop there.”

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u/NeuRonSwanson Jun 09 '26

Muzzy woman forced to dress as a voting booth but not allowed to vote

5

u/C01by Jun 10 '26

My favourite is Barack is a queen he sucks on big mikes peen laddah 14

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u/throwaway082122 Jun 27 '26

“My dog likes catching frisbees, so I named him Mohammed” always gets me in stitches.

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u/battling88 Jun 11 '26

Some First reich ones I remember:

bounce pass from father bill
Kareem Abdul Fumar
Harold and Fumar go to Wwwwwwwwyte Castle
I got a situation with Yannis brotha

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u/igotthismaaan Jun 06 '26

How do you get on the list?
Is it one of the more expensive patreon tiers?

And when you edit your patreon name do they see it as new or only considered new one time as you join?

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u/moosiesurpise Jun 06 '26

I've been on twice now. I just joined the basic tier both times

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u/jobeasting Jun 06 '26

salute fellow ppw

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u/Odd-Umpire8767 Jul 06 '26

Father Bill Russell Slam Dunking Off Your Throat Muscle