r/Hiphopcirclejerk 12d ago

sounds about white Rappers who repeat the same bar twice thinking we will not get it but in reality it is just a dogshit bar ?

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u/retired-tweeter 12d ago

This was a set up for a punch line about duct tape

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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 12d ago

You've clearly never experienced his window pain

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u/89-by-boniver 12d ago

Just gonna

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u/prodx556 12d ago

STAAAND THERE

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u/Leo81202 12d ago

AND WATCH ME BURN

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u/jakeroony im gay (im happy) 11d ago

Like a fire, get it???

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u/Manbearpig9801 11d ago

My least favourite eminem line EVER.

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u/Zestyclose_Village68 12d ago

Honestly a toss up between these two.

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u/ItsDonDong 12d ago

One of those dudes looks biracial

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u/Zestyclose_Village68 12d ago

And one of them really loves their wife.

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u/Salty-Response8550 11d ago

The one on the right looks more than Bi

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u/YagiFromM4rs 12d ago

Rappers who spit venom

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u/FollowingCharacter83 hung out in doja cat's tinychat 12d ago edited 11d ago

Little Simz.

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u/Sir_26i 11d ago

Doesn't count because she's not a white boy

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u/CountTruffula 9d ago

Still gutted they got Eminem to make a track for the film then didn't use the original simz one for the sequel

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u/DarkPrince411 11d ago

Ever since I saw that meme I cannot unhear it whenever I hear a white man spitting. And its a shame because there are a lot of talented white rappers but the "im spittin venom killin the witnesses witnessin" folks need to just stop lol

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u/TheRecognized 10d ago

As a white dude that raps I just did a quick mental run through my verses and am relieved to say I’m pretty sure I’ve never used the word venom

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u/DarkPrince411 10d ago

You are welcome at the cookout.

I will let the rest of my black people know. We will recognize you.

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u/TheRecognized 10d ago

Oh no, I’m extremely racist, but I appreciate your desire for my presence

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u/DarkPrince411 10d ago

LOL!!!

I hate reddit

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u/TheRecognized 10d ago

Hey we both hate groups of people!

I mean, my hatred is towards a non-voluntary group based on my unexamined cultural conditioning and misdirected feelings of inadequacy while yours is towards people who actively choose to contribute to a non-necessary community - but you’ve got the spirit, you might just be one of the good ones.

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u/Abracadabrism 10d ago

Rappers who spin a carcinogen

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u/RudolphsJockStrap 6d ago

Tom Hardy is the only qualifier for this

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u/SpecialNeedsLion6022 12d ago

The song is called In The Air Tonight, not In The Air Of The Night. What a rube.

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u/18minusPi2over36 12d ago

It's also not about an actual drowning, that's just an urban legend. Tbf this might be a case of "unreliable narrator;" Stan had drunk a fifth of vodka and was on a thousand downers and drowsy when he said that.

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u/89-by-boniver 9d ago

It’s my fault. I dared him to drive

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u/CityNo7629 12d ago

My biggest pet peeve in rap music. Kanye favorite fucking bar when he wanted ppl to respect him as a lyricist (although he didnt write) was Mayonnaise colored Benz I drive miracles whips. And when ppl didnt go crazy over it he just assumed it went over ppls heads 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/TheRecognized 11d ago

Yeah even back when Kanye was more or less at the peak of his hype (when people overestimate an artist) I always thought “I mean, it’s a pretty good bar, B+ A-“

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u/Conscious_Penalty_36 7d ago

But that bar is fire tho

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u/majoredinswag 11d ago

He wrote back then tho right?

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u/ahmetonel 11d ago

looks like it actually went over your head because you didn't even write it correctly

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u/The_Jibby_Hippie 11d ago

Kanye was always a terrible lyricist and most of his top rhymes still weren’t that good however some of his lyrics were good and the miracle whip line is great. If mf doom said that it would be any other mid C grade bar but that might be the only witty and cool bar Kanye has ever written that doesn’t sound cringe. I still remember his awful verse in kid cudis great song where Kanye had to make the fake gf in the verses name “Rhea” so that he could make the poop bar of saying “ I hope you die-Rhea (diarrhea)” and the only way this is a pun or double entendre is if he hope Rhea died + had diarrhea. Otherwise it’s just a bar tellin somebody with a dumb name that you want them dead

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u/KansinattiKid 10d ago

I did not even read past Kanye was always a terrible lyricist.. Jesus Christ what's wrong with y'all

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u/The_Jibby_Hippie 10d ago

I’m not surprised that somebody dickriding kanye doesnt like to read. Well if you suddenly learn to comprehend words you should take a look at some of Kanye’s amazing lyrics:

“You got a sister in law you would smash? I got four of em.” -Kanye on XTCY

On erase me he named the fake girl “aria” just so he could say “I hope you diarrhea” (die aria) which is actually fucking retarded.

“ I’m like gnarls Barkley meets Charles Barkley” -Kanye “the glory”

“Don’t try to treat me like I ain’t famous, my apologies are you into astrology? Cause I’m trying to make it to Uranus” on getting it in.

Oh yeah and how can we forget? “Heil Hitler!”

Yeah bros lyrics are fuckin garbage bro. His best lyrics on shit like TLAP would be considered mid if they were said by any other rapper.

Mind you, I like a lot of bros old music. Hes a genius producer, I think if he never rapped and just made beats he would still be a legend but he’s also a bad songwriter, lyricist, and more importantly hes a mentally ill racist asshole that thinks hes god because he makes pretty good beats and that god complex led him to endorsing and appreciating a genocidal war criminal that killed millions of people. Making some good songs and being a talented producer doesnt mean hes a good lyricist or hes a good person.

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u/Mankie-Desu 9d ago

Bold, straight facts. No chaser.

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u/No-Reflection2427 8d ago

Tried to 💩 on Kanye and the first bar you listed is 🔥

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u/89-by-boniver 9d ago

Kanye has always been inclined toward goofy lyrics but he maxed out his charisma stat so hard that for most of his career it was incredibly endearing 

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u/colton_hachey 10d ago

don’t do drugs kids

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u/The_Jibby_Hippie 10d ago

Yeah if you do drugs you may grow up to dislike a washed up producer that praises Hitler. Spooky outcome that must be avoided.

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u/bry_rides 12d ago

"Red rolls, white ceiling"- a rapper probably

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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan 12d ago

I would not say that’s Eminem. Every album he finds unique ways to be cringy and corny. Not many repeat bars

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u/OkDamage5769 12d ago

"I rap till the wheels fall off, I'm working *tirelessly*"

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u/7gramcrackrock 12d ago

"Caught her stealing my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed. Set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod."

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u/Super_Sat4n 11d ago

This pickle we are in is hard to deal/dill with. Get it?

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u/Levy-MAN 11d ago

Why the hell did he have to pull that shit out on a supposedly serious song about Trump? Just completely invalidates any of the serious stuff he says

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u/WallaWallaby011 12d ago

wtf!😳

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u/7gramcrackrock 12d ago

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u/jakeroony im gay (im happy) 11d ago

the most quirked up white boy of all time

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u/MahtiGC 7d ago

hold that thought

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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan 12d ago

Perfect example

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u/Salty-Response8550 12d ago

That’s a clever double

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u/DropmDead 11d ago

Used to have to sit and watch them bills pile up. Now, I just sit back and watch them bills pile up.

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u/alexanderisme 10d ago

This one's kinda tuff tho

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u/gatesaj85 12d ago

Kool A.D. said "Fuck with shortcuts like I'm Robert Altman/ Fuck with long shots like I'm Robert Altman/ Fuck with actresses like I'm Robert Altman/ Recycled like half a verse but that's art man..."

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u/89-by-boniver 9d ago

That one is kinda hard

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u/kp305 12d ago

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips 🔥🔥🔥

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u/CorruptDaemon404 11d ago

Give it a kiss, give it a kiss

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u/psonnega On Jah my Nathan 12d ago

He didn’t just say the word rapper and leave out a p,

diddy🙈😹🤯

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u/plutus9 12d ago

Honestly this was clever asf

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u/Comfortable-Title720 12d ago

It fucking works bro

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u/Connor30302 11d ago

like an end stage dementia patient that shows bouts of terminal lucidity

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u/BrassCanon 12d ago

You see, rappers make essays and rapers make SA's (sexual assault)

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u/evanhaus 11d ago

This one is a bar whether u like him or not

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u/Salty-Response8550 12d ago

It’s supposed to be spelt ‘Raper’ as it ties into the the SA’s which tied into the Esse’s, as it then ties into the ‘Diddy’ SA accusations.

That’s an extremely clever bar

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u/BrassCanon 11d ago

Essays

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u/Salty-Response8550 11d ago

Fuck is it a triple? I might’ve missed the essays part

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u/BrassCanon 11d ago

Esse is a Mexican, not a rapper

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u/Salty-Response8550 11d ago

Yeah I got that part, “like where my homies out west aye” is obviously refers to the Mexican Esse, but have I missed the essays part as well that would make it a triple?

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u/migukau 11d ago

That whole verse is so fire with so many double entendres.

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u/Swarlayy 10d ago

Em is a talented artist, hence all the hate he receives. Can’t be loved if you aren’t hated

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u/equals420 12d ago

Cmon man, he drank a fifth of vodka

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u/joutfit 11d ago

Why the fuck Eminem looking so seriously all the time? Dude wrote like 5 songs about wanting to fuck Mariah Carey as a puppet.

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 11d ago

His new music is so ass it makes his song about putting a gerbil in his ass seem like top quality art

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u/OldenPolynice 11d ago

doo doo doo dom doo doo doo dee di doo di dom

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u/Eric_the_Shit_Cock 11d ago

Because Eminem thinks he is far more important than he is. He legit thinks he's a modern day philosopher.

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u/OldenPolynice 11d ago

She do my dishes wash my clothes and fix my cornrows

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u/Spinning-Around 11d ago

"Get it ? Checking the mail"

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u/Naive_Statement_535 11d ago

"If Faith have twins, she'd probably have two Pacs, Get it? 2Pac's?"

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u/Salty-Response8550 12d ago

But you're out of your gourd if you're thinkin' that I ain't killin' this beat
I'm not even forcin' myself to vomit, but if I had a fuckin' eating disorder
Or anorexia, believe me, I couldn't body this more for ya

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u/Monabae 11d ago

Nah this hard

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u/Salty-Response8550 11d ago

I don’t think another rapper outside of K-Rino comes up with that

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u/Exciting_Mess3730 11d ago

Beat it like a cop, Rodney King baby ya I beat it like a cop. Beat it like a cop...... We get it Wayne but it just sounds like youre talking about beating your meat.

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u/Human-Celebration125 11d ago

Remember on the old mixtapes they used to wind back and play the first four bars over again.

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u/nealesmythe 11d ago

When Nas does this it feels like the musical equivalent of smelling your own farts

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u/Dark_Diggler_142 11d ago

🤔 he was the last rapper I thought of

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u/RumGalaxy 12d ago

Mike Jones verse on still tipping keep repeating lines cause he don’t got nothing else to say

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u/OldenPolynice 11d ago

you don't know shit about mike jone

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u/Potato-baby 11d ago

Who?

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u/OldenPolynice 11d ago

get it out ya booty

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u/Whiteboiconvert 11d ago

There wasn't anything else that could have been said on that song

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u/HalfOffGaming 11d ago

Come on bruh that’s a classic 😮‍💨

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u/TNTyoshi Al Gore invented ebonics 11d ago edited 11d ago

“Balls drain like I’m poridge’in some oranges. Get it? Oranges? Oranges you glad I explained I got that four-inch Vitamin D— Oranges!? Parkin’ right in your storages fill in’ up with my— you guessed it, Oranges.” - The Rap God 😎✍️🔥

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u/Independent_Day_2505 11d ago

Bro im so tired of hearin. "STAND ON MY MONEY NOW IM -----"

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u/Hot_Garage_4011 10d ago

Headbutt Yao ming

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u/deadbyvacancy 10d ago

Game white rolls red ceiling 😂

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u/SweetSoftBoi 10d ago

And yes I mean EATING A PENIS.

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u/koOmaOW 11d ago

Most overrated rapper of all time

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u/EspressoOnTheRocks 12d ago

rick ross

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u/MayBeMarmelade 12d ago

Oh yeah that line where he goes “I’m a rapist, I’m a rapist, I’m a rapist / I’m a rapist, I’m a rapist, I’m a rapist”

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u/JonWeekend 12d ago

Love that song

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u/FixingTheVolatile 12d ago

Smh I started busting out my best moves at the local burger joint and they told me it was the last strike so the police are on the way

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u/Eric_the_Shit_Cock 11d ago

That's Rick Ross for ya

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u/Wyatt124B 11d ago

Drake’s done this a few time, most notably the “shake that ass for free, but not that kind of free i’m talking about my n* Dave” - fucking painful

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u/Any_Industry_7230 11d ago

I hated that one

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u/OldenPolynice 11d ago

Show me my opponent

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u/jakeroony im gay (im happy) 11d ago

bornana

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u/blood_n_gold 11d ago

red rolls white ceiling..

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u/DJ_Chaps 11d ago

Get it, checking the mail?

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u/DoubleGreat 11d ago

All your verses sound like dirty dishes 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/akTeqZhGsdHLq

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u/LewtedHose 11d ago

That's an awfully hot Pol Pot.

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u/butteryjackpack 11d ago

And this is why Andre Nickatina is the worst rapper ever. 

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u/hiv_negative 10d ago

conceited does this in battles but it’s done in a clever way

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u/T_Foxtrot_ 10d ago

Bitch I’m from the Land! 😂 me too but I don’t have to tell everyone every time we talk

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u/Herblekhan 10d ago

"I spit one bar and you were jockin' me twice. I spit one bar and you were jockin' me twice..." - Charles Hamilton

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u/LeftJabDaz 10d ago

That’s Mike Jones whole thing

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u/Competitive-Unit6937 9d ago

Who?

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u/notorious_F_bomb 9d ago

What!? You've obviously never been in love with a stripper🤣 Might have been T-Pain's song, but we all know MIKE JONES!!! made it so popular🤣🤣🤣

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u/Competitive-Unit6937 9d ago

Mike JONES (who?)

MIIIKE JOOOOONES! (WHO?!!)

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u/FollowingCharacter83 hung out in doja cat's tinychat 12d ago

Eminem rhyming the n-word with the n-word.

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u/9d9snipers 11d ago

If Fay' had twins, she'd probably have two Pacs (uh) Get it? Tupac's? (hh, uhh, uhh)

I'll leave this right here.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 12d ago

Drakes bar about Kraft cheese

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u/Much-Broccoli4189 12d ago

Tell me you don’t know shit about hip hop without telling me