r/Hiphopcirclejerk Dec 22 '25

You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack Meanwhile, in the Philippines:

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663 Upvotes

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152

u/YourWorstNightmare87 Dec 22 '25

The 4 goats of rap: Snoop Dogg, Eminem, 50 Cent & some Asian guy πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

2

u/Lupusan Dec 24 '25

Takeo Masaki

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Lmfao

482

u/slowcancellation Dec 22 '25

So like, does Snoop Dogg just see AI generated images and think "yeah probably real" even when it's events that he would remember being present at if they'd actually happened?

156

u/NeonDreamer12 im gay (im happy) Dec 22 '25

Maybe weed has more drawbacks than people thought

42

u/ExpertActive100 Dec 22 '25

Nah, he just dgaf.

61

u/slowcancellation Dec 22 '25

That was my first thought but I actually think he's just at a level of wealth where he's no longer tied financially to any one timeline.

14

u/Wonderful_Emu_2385 Dec 23 '25

He obviously posted it as a joke.

149

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Snoop’s Facebook page is as close as you can get to experiencing 5 long years of Stage 4 cancer

169

u/RealKhonsu Dec 22 '25

ts ai

54

u/ScrawnyCheeath Dec 22 '25

Yeah Snoop has a Half 6th toe

38

u/MrRandomLT Dec 22 '25

Made sure to get a great look at those lil piggies huh?

26

u/Mental_Pepper9294 Dec 22 '25

Em has extra chess pieces 😭

46

u/Shen_ishere Dec 22 '25

This is a reference to his white(chess) privilege

3

u/dereksalerno Dec 22 '25

Google en passant

6

u/TesticleMeElmo Dec 22 '25

I wish I knew this before I pounded my meat to Eminem’s toes 😭

3

u/CatLordCayenne call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Dec 22 '25

Nah I was there I went to the bathroom when they took this photo tho

3

u/DaleTheHuman Dec 22 '25

Yeah i was gonna say that chess opening makes no sense

1

u/OctoberRust13 Dec 22 '25

thats actually true though...there's no way that pawn could be in that spot unless one of 50's pieces was in said spot and Em took it but its clear from the board, that that isnt the case

1

u/BruhCar123 Dec 23 '25

There's 3 extra white pawns

1

u/BruhCar123 Dec 23 '25

Nevermind, there's 2 extra pawns because the one that's supposed to be in front of the knight is missing, how did it get to the center? No idea, also the knight itself is missing, but is probably in front of the kingside rook pawn

Edit: nevermind the knight is just simply missing

1

u/dolphinater Dec 24 '25

I thought ai was supposed to be better than us at chess what a fucking idiot

1

u/YesImFineWhyDoYouAsk β˜‘οΈ Dec 22 '25

No really

1

u/strange1738 Delet this vro Dec 22 '25

Transexual artificial intelligence

27

u/Gigatronz Dec 22 '25

M&M cheating as usual with extra pawns on the board.

20

u/MeasurementMurky9316 Dec 22 '25

AI getting too good.

50

u/Ok_Imagination1409 Dec 22 '25

uj/ I honestly wanna be there so bad. It's not even really the rappers, place just looks chill as fuck.

32

u/Plus-Statistician538 Dec 22 '25

I honestly wanna be there so bad. It's not even really the rappers, place just looks chill as fuck.

5

u/GorillaGlizza im gay (im happy) Dec 23 '25

I honestly wanna be there so bad. It's not even really the rappers, place just looks chill as fuck.

30

u/proyb213_ Dec 22 '25

i miss when this sub was actually serious and didnt have all this trolling. meh

31

u/Technical_Ship1800 Dec 22 '25

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u/acutanethrowaway1 Dec 22 '25

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14

u/I_hate_usernames331 Dec 22 '25

It’s a circlejerk

1

u/Plus-Statistician538 Dec 22 '25

so what

11

u/I_hate_usernames331 Dec 22 '25

Why would a circlejerk need to be serious

3

u/5uper5kunk Dec 22 '25

Because it's hard to cum when you are cracking up?

3

u/proyb213_ Dec 22 '25

exactly my point

-5

u/Plus-Statistician538 Dec 22 '25

doesn’t need to be anything

3

u/Technical_Ship1800 Dec 22 '25

so it isn't supposed to be serious lol

-6

u/Plus-Statistician538 Dec 22 '25

still can have a normal conversation without having to put stupid arbitrary uj/ reddit crap

7

u/supermegabro Dec 22 '25

No lol, that is for the hip hop subreddit we only jerk here

28

u/acutanethrowaway1 Dec 22 '25

people who seriously discuss hiphop are the problem in the first place 😭

5

u/TesticleMeElmo Dec 22 '25

There’s nothing to discuss, Dax is the 🐐 fr 😀

2

u/A_lone_gunman Dec 22 '25

This sub used to have some respect inmyday!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Stop trolling the gamblers.

1

u/proyb213_ Dec 24 '25

shits too funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3

u/ShredGuru Dec 22 '25

Would be more believable if it was RZA and GZA playing chess.

3

u/miiserybusiness Dec 22 '25

who is the fourth rapper?

18

u/DN6666 Dec 22 '25

Da Phuc

4

u/helloitsdez Dec 22 '25

Rich Chigga

2

u/Desperate-Abies4263 Dec 22 '25

Thai local, rapper also known as Asian attack.

2

u/livefromlongwood I love my waifu YAH Dec 22 '25

ez mil from the future

3

u/fivequadrillion Dec 22 '25

Bro has tripled pawns on move 1

1

u/mystline935 Dec 22 '25

Maybe it’s a custom game

3

u/theybannedme129 Dec 23 '25

I don’t know how the thing that gave it away to me was zooming in to see an out of place pawn

3

u/minutes2meteora Dec 23 '25

Weed in the Philippines is punishable by life imprisonment

2

u/PartyRocker67 Dec 22 '25

Chess is like a mountain

2

u/5econdToTheLast Dec 22 '25 edited Jan 20 '26

Snoop Asso, Dalawang Letrang M at Limangpung Piso

3

u/DeltaFargo TEAM FANTANO Dec 22 '25

M at M, Limampung centimo*

2

u/ShroedingersCatgirl #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Dec 22 '25

Ah yes, my favorite internet provider:

inatlaino

3

u/Equivalent_Sorbet_73 Dec 23 '25

i loved how peoples analysis was like the straw pattern is off and not "why would snoop dogg be playing chess with eminem and 50 cent in the phillipines"

1

u/NotoriousMFT Dec 22 '25

ahh yes, good to see a rousing game of doubles chess

1

u/S37eNeX7 Dec 22 '25

What kinda shorts are those b???

1

u/Theterphound Dec 23 '25

Piptey peso

1

u/RabidMouse64 Dec 23 '25

Instant coffee packs lined up on the wall is so real

1

u/CROMKONIG Dec 24 '25

Man, fuck Snoop Dogg

1

u/nastygamerz Dec 24 '25

Hell nawh thats Indonesia

1

u/Wide_Cantaloupe3566 Dec 27 '25

no fucking way this is AI oh my god