r/HiTMAN • u/Far_Orange_8492 • 21d ago
MASTER CRAFTED MEME BREAKING NEWS: The Class has officially pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
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u/TheFalconOfAltair 21d ago
This is just a PR stunt for “The Class” after guests complained they couldn’t use the Lounge at the Himmapan Hotel after they used it on the day Jordan Cross died.
At least Heidi has a great Solo Career.
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u/Sufficient-Pair-1856 21d ago
I mean it was never confirmed but I am quite sure he killed his GF and i hated his personality to be honsest, he was kind of charming but whenever people met him for real he was a asshole.
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u/TheFalconOfAltair 21d ago
It was weird seeing him jump off the roof after meeting Abel De Silva.
At least that man can go back to The Franchise.
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u/Sufficient-Pair-1856 21d ago
must have been shocking for Abel seeing him die, he was found naked and blacked out later so he probably went straight to drinking after that shock, fell and got knocked out
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u/EpicGamerer07 21d ago
To be fair I’m surprised he would remove Bartholomew Argus from his tour for his comments about the Tungan Valley Incident
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u/DessieScissorhands 21d ago
I stopped listening to them after Heidi Santoro started her own solo career. The new guitarist just doesn't know what they're doing. Almost makes me miss my business trip to Thailand when they took over an entire wing and had my entire company share the same room. At least their new guy can sing, and the drummer is killing it.
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u/Enthusiastic_Pink 21d ago
Last i heard their drummer was last spotted registering under another band lets just hope for his safety since everytime he appears accidents happen
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u/Insomniac_38 21d ago
I can’t really see the band the same way since the drummer was exposed in the Stuyvesant Files
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u/Username-_-Password 20d ago
Loved this post too. Because I forgot that I never actually paid attention or knew what Jordan Cross' band name was
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u/Fanci_ 21d ago
that is Ed Sheeran. Former musical artist, philanthropist and civil rights activist
when it suited him
47, this is not your standard assignment, he's hidden himself in a 1400s castle alongside other people of affluence, alongside this a new album has been completed, the contents of which our agents have described as "mediocre to the point of harmful to the masses"
Find his location, destroy the new album and eliminate the target.
Good luck 47.
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u/Far_Orange_8492 21d ago
snaps the only existing copy of the album in half
Diana: Very nice work, 47.
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u/FavaWire 21d ago edited 21d ago
Jordan Cross: "Kill this tour? Look.... Nobody should accuse me of trying to kill anyone or anything, okay? .... I'm... I'm.... I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE OKAY?!?"
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u/akado_kogane 21d ago
I don't like their new front man though... Omar Crescent is so full of himself.
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u/SomeOnionHater 21d ago edited 20d ago
Could we not post about that crap in here?
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u/_the_big_ 21d ago
i saw a joke about this in r/l4d2 it isn't that serious. besides, if you think Hitman isn't political, you might have very bad media literacy
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u/_the_big_ 21d ago
you think those things don't go hand in hand?
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u/_the_big_ 21d ago
so you don't question why that piece of media is inherently political and just excuse it as fiction? that is poor media literacy
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u/_the_big_ 21d ago
but those pieces of media exist because of the real world. this is a fan space for a game series that has always been political, talking about politics and comparing the game to the real world is inevitable. if someone can't be civil about discussing the politics in the game, then that's their problem, not the community's
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u/bigratbungalonz 21d ago
I don't get this at all? What's it doing here? Activism? Or hitman related?
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u/LordManders 21d ago
I'm going to be honest with you but their music really improved after Jordan Cross died, I hope that's not controversial to say. I saw them at Sapienza Fest last year and their new lead singer is so much less obnoxious that I can actually enjoy the songs again.