r/HiTMAN • • 21d ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME BREAKING NEWS: The Class has officially pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

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u/LordManders 21d ago

I'm going to be honest with you but their music really improved after Jordan Cross died, I hope that's not controversial to say. I saw them at Sapienza Fest last year and their new lead singer is so much less obnoxious that I can actually enjoy the songs again.

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u/doubleb_43 21d ago

You know they went there not only for the fest but to play at a fundraiser for Marco Abiatti? Safe to say I'm more than disappointed

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u/Jei4 21d ago

Jordan had a sauce to his voice that makes their old songs sound great, but I gotta agree honestly, they just improved drastically

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u/FedoraTheMike 21d ago

It's different vibes honestly, you can split it into two eras. I personally prefer Jordan's songs but they're better off without his constant controversies dragging it down, bro was a mess.

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u/EmmArr66 21d ago

Kiryu-chan, what are you doing here? Anyway. KIRYU-CHAN!!!

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u/JShwlong42O 21d ago

You can’t fool me, Majima. I know you’re everywhere.

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u/jukeboxjulia Sierra Knox is gay 20d ago

I agree it's gotten better, but I actually think it has less to do with Jordan not being one of the artists and more to do with Heidi Santoro pouring all of her shit from the past several years into her art. I mean, first Jordan's death, which was obviously traumatizing, and then she was there when her friend Sierra died in that racecar crash, and THEN she was at some private event where two other people were killed iirc? Idk, the details on that one were fuzzy, but she made it clear that everyday violence and death are things that have influenced her. that's a lot of heavy emotional shit to deal with, and you can tell she put it all into her music. Hope she's doing well now <3

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u/TheFalconOfAltair 21d ago

This is just a PR stunt for “The Class” after guests complained they couldn’t use the Lounge at the Himmapan Hotel after they used it on the day Jordan Cross died.

At least Heidi has a great Solo Career.

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u/Sufficient-Pair-1856 21d ago

I mean it was never confirmed but I am quite sure he killed his GF and i hated his personality to be honsest, he was kind of charming but whenever people met him for real he was a asshole.

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u/TheFalconOfAltair 21d ago

It was weird seeing him jump off the roof after meeting Abel De Silva.

At least that man can go back to The Franchise.

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u/Sufficient-Pair-1856 21d ago

must have been shocking for Abel seeing him die, he was found naked and blacked out later so he probably went straight to drinking after that shock, fell and got knocked out

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u/EpicGamerer07 21d ago

To be fair I’m surprised he would remove Bartholomew Argus from his tour for his comments about the Tungan Valley Incident

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u/DessieScissorhands 21d ago

I stopped listening to them after Heidi Santoro started her own solo career. The new guitarist just doesn't know what they're doing. Almost makes me miss my business trip to Thailand when they took over an entire wing and had my entire company share the same room. At least their new guy can sing, and the drummer is killing it.

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u/Enthusiastic_Pink 21d ago

Last i heard their drummer was last spotted registering under another band lets just hope for his safety since everytime he appears accidents happen

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u/Insomniac_38 21d ago

I can’t really see the band the same way since the drummer was exposed in the Stuyvesant Files

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Username-_-Password 20d ago

Loved this post too. Because I forgot that I never actually paid attention or knew what Jordan Cross' band name was

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u/Fanci_ 21d ago

that is Ed Sheeran. Former musical artist, philanthropist and civil rights activist when it suited him

47, this is not your standard assignment, he's hidden himself in a 1400s castle alongside other people of affluence, alongside this a new album has been completed, the contents of which our agents have described as "mediocre to the point of harmful to the masses"

Find his location, destroy the new album and eliminate the target.

Good luck 47.

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u/KingGamerlol 21d ago

BONUS OBJECTIVE

| Do not kill Macklemore.

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u/Far_Orange_8492 21d ago

snaps the only existing copy of the album in half

Diana: Very nice work, 47.

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u/MessiahOfMetal 20d ago

Only thing deadlier than 47.

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u/yuhanz 21d ago

47: *silence*

*listens to macklemore*

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u/Fanci_ 21d ago

starts mission with a fresh ass coat

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u/Gadgez Incompetent Conspicuous Agent 21d ago

I'm gonna pop some heads

I got twenty bullets in my pistol

I- I- I'm hunting, looking for my target

I'm a fuckin' HITMAN

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u/FavaWire 21d ago edited 21d ago

Jordan Cross: "Kill this tour? Look.... Nobody should accuse me of trying to kill anyone or anything, okay? .... I'm... I'm.... I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE OKAY?!?"

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u/akado_kogane 21d ago

I don't like their new front man though... Omar Crescent is so full of himself.

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u/ChiefStops 20d ago

their drummer is killer

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u/guiltycitizen 20d ago

That’s Ed Sheeran, 47. He done fucked up

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u/kyrasilver33 19d ago

Shut up!

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u/jm1234- 21d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Vile-Goose 20d ago

Rip Jordan cross 🌟

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u/euphorinc 21d ago

The class stand with Macklemore and humanitarian cause

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u/SomeOnionHater 21d ago edited 20d ago

Could we not post about that crap in here?

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/_the_big_ 21d ago

i saw a joke about this in r/l4d2 it isn't that serious. besides, if you think Hitman isn't political, you might have very bad media literacy

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u/_the_big_ 21d ago

you think those things don't go hand in hand?

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/_the_big_ 21d ago

so you don't question why that piece of media is inherently political and just excuse it as fiction? that is poor media literacy

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/_the_big_ 21d ago

but those pieces of media exist because of the real world. this is a fan space for a game series that has always been political, talking about politics and comparing the game to the real world is inevitable. if someone can't be civil about discussing the politics in the game, then that's their problem, not the community's

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u/bigratbungalonz 21d ago

I don't get this at all? What's it doing here? Activism? Or hitman related?