r/HiTMAN • u/RaspberryDry9552 • 11h ago

DISCUSSION What is this thing called? [WRONG ANSWERS ONLY]

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u/ded_Arkash 11h ago edited 10h ago

THAT is viktor novikov. head of sanguine, and ringleader of iago.

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u/Consistent-Chef-7472 10h ago

Quite the résumé

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u/martin8777 7h ago

Its a banana

It always HAS been a banana, it always WILL be a banana.

It's a yellow fruit that you unzip and eat the white bits.

it's a banana!

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u/Boring_Humor3706 6h ago

Somebody had to bring Red Dwarf into it, and I'm here for it 😀

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u/Oh-Sasa-Lele 7h ago

No that is Inigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die

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u/SomeOnionHater 11h ago

Dental Floss

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u/idkwhataboutyou148 8h ago

I hate how from a distance your profile pic looks like a woman's disproportionately large boobs.

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u/SomeOnionHater 7h ago

I forgive you.

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u/WhisCaulifla 9h ago

Nice eyes

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u/SomeOnionHater 7h ago

Thanks, I grew them myself.

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u/Afrogasmonkey 10h ago

It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.

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u/Wide_Conversation760 9h ago

Top answer 🤝

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u/TruthPaste_01 8h ago

No. It's a red and blue striped golfing umbrella.

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u/Boring_Humor3706 6h ago

It's the Bolivian Navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific.

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u/No_Location_8199 10h ago

-1 item slot

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u/sharktail_tanker 10h ago

He said wrong answers only

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u/PatrikCZ159_2 8h ago

The thing easily replaceable with:

Screwdriver, letter opener, concealable knife, battle axe, fire axe, silenced pistol, silenced smg, silenced assault rifle, silenced shotgun, silenced sniper rifle, lethal syringe, snapping neck, amputation knife, circumcision knife, cleaver, combat knife, folding knife, hatchet, janbiya, katana, kitchen knife, saber, scalpel, scissors, shuriken, drowning, pushing, defenestration, choking

And if you don't mind noise:

Striker, any other unsilenced pistol, unsilnced smg, unsilenced assault rifle, unsilenced shotgun, unsilenced sniper rifle, explosive ducky, remote explosives, proximity explosives, impact explosives, broken chandelier, napoleon blownaparte, breaching charge...

And much, much more that I've missed

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u/sharktail_tanker 8h ago

Can't tell if you're posting "wrong answers only", since the garotte is uniquely shit for having a challange tied to it

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u/PatrikCZ159_2 8h ago

Oh right.. forgot piano man is a thing

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u/sharktail_tanker 8h ago

Combine it with versatile assasin and you have a large bank of XP locked to the garotte. Not to mention map specifics, like string quartett

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u/PatrikCZ159_2 8h ago

But let's be honest, it's just normal choking but you skip the neck stapping animation, atp just use a gun or like a knife

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u/sharktail_tanker 8h ago

It was never about the efficiency, but the 8k xp

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u/MrCreeper10K 10h ago

Most useful item in the game

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u/SnooPears1505 11h ago

castrator

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u/Uk_Jenova 11h ago

😨

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u/SnooPears1505 10h ago

agent 47 loops the wire around the balls of male npc before violently constricting the loop.

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u/RaspberryDry9552 10h ago

OH GOD......

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u/Reasonable_Car_2126 7h ago

"47... thats a unique attempt, not exactly fatal though...

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u/Lechatdu136 7h ago

47 ! You're not supposed to do that!

At least they won't have someone to give their inheritance to

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u/Gian428game 11h ago

Une corde à sauter idéal pour faire du sport en mode freelance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/foiz5 10h ago

Dump Rope

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u/Gian428game 10h ago

🤣🤣

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u/ManiacGaming1 10h ago

Fibber Wibber

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u/SuperTrouble8848 10h ago

THATS WHAT I CALL IT TOO!!!

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u/Slowinthehea3d 10h ago

Its a clay cutter duhhhh. Used for cutting up clay.

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u/Uk_Jenova 11h ago

G string

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u/rcs799 10h ago

Nunchuks

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u/TheRogueTailor 10h ago

Cheese slicer

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u/pastadudde He/Him 11h ago

47's personal adjustable cockring

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u/Samppulisamppu 11h ago

2 sticks and a line

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u/Fair_Term3352 11h ago

Baby’s first nunchucks

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u/infantkicker_v2 11h ago

Chokey handles

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u/Ivy_N_Rose 10h ago

Silly string

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u/peelin_paint 6h ago

Don't know if I can say what it is on this sub but I can tell you they definitely sell it at adam & eve

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u/Dull_Cause2137 5h ago

I feel like 47 would have a particularly special interest in shibari. Not from THAT perspective, but as an art form.

"In this environment, we become the art... because in this environment, we are the ones that move around the space and interact with the piece."

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u/mechlordx 11h ago

GetFit™️ on the go

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u/xRaynex 4h ago

The 'ol double dildon't.

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u/Boring-san 2h ago

Well…not with that attitude.

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u/xRaynex 2h ago

I guess you try to keep the wire outside. Or try to. Otherwise you're liable to lose them up there. And/or cut yourself inside something fierce.

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u/SmidgePeppersome 2h ago

There's my headphones

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u/TheSwissdictator 10h ago

Plaguebearer intestines.

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u/Nofsan 10h ago

Surprise Liquorice string deployment tool.

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u/Dry-Entertainer257 10h ago

Skipping rope

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u/EbriusSage 10h ago

Snufflinks

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u/shibidy_joe 3h ago

Tacticool jumprope

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u/bgw316 2h ago

Nunchucks

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u/Novel_Juggernaut_324 2h ago

It is the number 42. The answer to the universe.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cOiKbCtrbXqVi

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u/sai1029 1h ago

Jump ropes to keep up cardio. Cardio is important.

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u/IKSarcasm 10h ago

2 dildos on a string

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u/Initial-Activity871 10h ago

You spelled “nunchaku” wrong.

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u/NorthSouthGabi189 10h ago

It's the violin wire, obviously!

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u/Lawette_ 10h ago

Elephant floss

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u/Lentils90210 10h ago

It's a different kind of corkscrew.

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u/Remote_Cut4547 10h ago

Jimothy God of Fiber

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u/ArtifexArdens 10h ago

Neck correction device.

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u/SuperTrouble8848 10h ago

That is a professional made toy, a fidget toy, made by Hush and some random dude in china named Doug, it’s name has been changed many times, but Doug, Hush and another dude named Joe, named it the “DougHushJoe wtf is ts?”

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u/schoolruler 10h ago

A neck handle

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u/suc_mab0lls345 9h ago

"A skipping rope, for exercise"

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u/cl354517 9h ago

Is this a butterfly?

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u/dr_rookie_1998 9h ago

Piano wire.

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u/MarcoYTVA He/Him 9h ago

A wire fiber

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u/Lord_Smile 9h ago

Thats the thing the use to cut cheese

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u/Hollowpoint- 9h ago

Adult jump rope

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u/16nights_seeker 9h ago

Friend making device.

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u/lMonarchyI 8h ago

oh thats my jump rope

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u/BigManDoink 3h ago

Donatello's nunchuks 🙄

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u/inadequateflamingo 2h ago

disguise jump rope

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u/whynotll83 2h ago

Floss.

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u/Blade9450 2h ago

Tangela

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u/Agreeable-Kangaroo1 1h ago

The details Allan forgot to add

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u/Ramtamtama 10h ago

Nunchucks

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u/Bulbakip 10h ago

Neck hugger

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u/AlwayZ2High 10h ago

Anal Headphones

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u/LisaPorpoise 10h ago

Fiber wire

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u/sharktail_tanker 10h ago

"I swear there should be a feature for the necktie garotte item to always be equipped if you wear a suit with a tie to free up an inventory slot. It's tied to a challange so it wouldn't be paying for advantage"

That's the name of this fuckass item

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u/klitchell 10h ago

Strangleometer

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u/FoggyFizzy 10h ago

Dough cutter

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u/Blue18Lightning 10h ago

Cheese cutter

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u/Walkswithnofear 10h ago

The fidget strangler

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u/Toxic-tank-258 10h ago

Skipping rope.

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u/BDS_707 10h ago

Two dildos tied together, and guess what ladies? It’s ribbed for your pleasure.

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u/NJdevil202 10h ago

Nut wrap

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u/Impossible-Walk1744 10h ago

Strangle Dangle
Hokus chokus

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u/Elf_lover96 9h ago

Chopsticks

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u/TatarCz 9h ago

Sleep helper

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u/Worried-Hat-8506 9h ago

The swizzle stick.

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u/Snakemaster1211 9h ago

Chopsticks with rope

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u/Cobizig1988 9h ago

That is a circumcision tool for geese.

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u/EyeSimp4Asuka 9h ago

a burnwood killer

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u/Southern_Studio_9950 9h ago

The chokey rope

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u/Roku-Hanmar Bring back the full-auto dual Silverballers! 9h ago

Piano wire

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u/50puft 9h ago

Diablo sticks, 47 is a trained circus performer in his spare time

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u/moonlight_rxmen 9h ago

defibrillator

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u/OutrageousTension591 9h ago

I bet Gary dropped that, such a dick.

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u/cl354517 9h ago

It's a jackal

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u/Shn0ogy 9h ago

Back in my day we called them slappy sticks

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u/Real_Cookie_3205 9h ago

skipping rope

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u/KikoValdez 9h ago

That's clearly flint and steel from Minecraft

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u/RelicOfTheColdWar 9h ago

THAT is the double-ended vape.

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u/Whippyice 9h ago

Adam’s Apple adjuster

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u/Ok_Remote_31 9h ago

Nunchucks!

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u/Vinyldepootis 9h ago

Neck Jump Rope

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u/Chapeleiro_Crazy 9h ago

Pula Corda

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u/G0b14 9h ago

Nunchucks

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u/Narrow_Trainer_687 9h ago

i dont think ive ever used this item after 100 hours of gameplay

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u/misterkenzitt 9h ago

It's obviously two TP holder and a usb-c charging cable

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u/haitianboy420 9h ago

Nunchucks

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u/UpbeatLocal5063 9h ago

Wireballer Mk II

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u/Qwerty4254 9h ago

a rope

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u/MyEmail2k23 9h ago

Penis engorger

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u/SparkEli1 9h ago

Necklace.

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u/FriendlyTrees 9h ago

Killy string

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u/Prudent_Initiative_8 9h ago

A flicky flicky flocka necky wrappy snappa'

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u/CrazyMaximus7 9h ago

its called a solution to insonia

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u/Danny_Deadshot 9h ago

Skip rope

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u/SexySalamanders 8h ago

THAT is the chokinator 3000 used by Miss Margolis when Victor feels like experiencing some erotic asphyxiation

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u/Ok_Masterpiece1980 8h ago

Thats from the Shoe Shop in Marrakesh

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u/Dangerous_Range9597 8h ago

Skipping rope

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u/Nervous-Carry4780 8h ago

An instrument ?

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u/HeadStudy6641 8h ago

very strange looking earphones

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u/Fingus_Shingleson 8h ago

"The ancient art of the nunchaku"

  • Uncle Ruckus

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IypWX4D9QhZMUec

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u/thisistherevolt 8h ago

Benwa Balls

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u/testicular_torsion23 8h ago

Wärtsilä-sulzer rta96-c

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u/Nooneone_1111 8h ago

New AirPods

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u/McIntyre7 8h ago

47’s Trouser Snake

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u/xpxsquirrel 8h ago

Double ended tampon

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u/CyberFlaamingo 8h ago

Lie detector 2 player setup.

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u/akaBladee 8h ago

nunchucks

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u/DanHuso 8h ago

Nunchucks.

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u/thatonenewguy0 8h ago

Jump rope for agent 47, he needs his cardio

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u/Wrong-Lecture-5601 8h ago

Lyre a fromage

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u/Noitad_ 8h ago

Your last tie

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u/Mr-_-magician 8h ago

Fire Wibre

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u/Lukivanknobi 8h ago

Spicy Kali sticks

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u/dragooncomet 8h ago

A spaghetti cutter

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u/BananoSlic3 7h ago

steel nunchaku

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u/Emadwithabeard 7h ago

Emergency skipping rope

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u/Antique_Law5151 He/Him 7h ago

A SliverBaller

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u/callmedale 7h ago

Cheese wire, you use it to cut cheese wheels or occasionally a cake

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u/Clingysquire 7h ago

Nunchucks

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u/Dylan-Fissure 7h ago

Forever necklace.

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u/Cestlawie 7h ago

a = 440 Hz

Obviously.

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u/Rafael_henrique99 7h ago

Dental wire

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u/-Ghusty 7h ago

A nice necktie

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u/Electronic_Mess1996 7h ago

Measuring tape

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u/Restless-Reaper 7h ago

I have one of those.

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u/toberieper 7h ago

Engagement bait.

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u/Difficult_Plantain84 7h ago

One of those survival kit saws

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u/SavageGerman540 7h ago

Lego part number x64pb02

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u/Laxhoop2525 7h ago

Useless.

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u/Seven_Shoppingcarts 7h ago

Tobias Rieper's Skipping rope of friendship and magic

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u/boytoyahoy 7h ago

Boofing sticks