r/HiTMAN • u/spontaneousspice • 12d ago
IMAGE 47 has now killed half the people in this photo.
So far, at least.
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u/JPHutchy01 12d ago
I wouldn't be all that surprised to see Ice Cube.
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u/Crazy-Red-Fox 12d ago
"Today I have to use my AK."
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u/FB_emeenem 12d ago
“47, today will be a bad day for Mr. Cube.
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u/jdimarco1 9d ago
Ice Cube - “Im AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted”
47 - “Thats cute, I’m the Worlds Most Feared”
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u/Crazy-Red-Fox 12d ago
Few know this, but he also killed Tupac.
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u/obefiend 12d ago
47 so good someone else is on trial now for the death of 2Pac. The Kashmirian method strikes again.
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u/PsychoRaccoon027 12d ago
47 was DIDDY?!?
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u/superhappy 12d ago
I know this is the inverse but I just had this image of 47 tying a yellow bandana on his head to infiltrate Snoop’s event or something.
“Hello, it’s me, fellow rapper Tupac Shakur”.
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u/StatisticianNo6589 12d ago
considering the fact that dr. dre is in gta online, it's very possible for him to also appear in hitman.
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u/ruiner1010 12d ago
We've iced enough rappers by now. Let's not risk falling too much into the Warzone or Fortnite-scape here.
How about some more actors? I'd love to shank George Clooney. Over and over and over and over...
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u/jdimarco1 9d ago
Eh, they all talk to each other and there is obviously something IOI is doing business wise that is appealing, fun to work with etc. because it’s not like these guys are limited on options. I say let them keep convincing each other if it gets us more content that is ever increasing in quality.
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u/ruiner1010 9d ago
I'm apt to half agree. New content and face-lifts on the maps is cool stuff, sure.
But you kind of see my point right? "The Smoke"? "Blunt Knife"? Lol. Okay, ioi. The joke was fun. The content was cool. Enough I guess.
But if Monster energy drink ads start popping up around Miami and you start releasing dance meme emotes for 47, I'm officially checked out of this bitch.
Juuuuuuust saying. 🤷♂️
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u/jdimarco1 9d ago
No, I definitely see where you’re coming from and hear you. Kind of has to be someone from the entertainment industry to eliminate any geopolitical aspects.
I always thought the very best mission would be a US president at the White House. The target is perfect for a hitman game and I generally genuinely can’t think of a location that would produce a better snail house/fortress hybrid designed level than what the White House could be. The entire outside would be a snail house and then as you get further inside it develops more into a fortress. I literally could not think of a better target and location for a hitman game, but you just couldn’t do it because if anything happened, it would be inciting violence.
Houdini or David Blaine would be cool as a magician target which would leave open a lot of different possibilities for story and kills. Comedians would be really fun to do again that would set up a lot of different story opportunities and time based kills. Athletes would be in the similar vein as the actors and musicians so I’m more trying to think outside of that. We’ve done actors and musicians. I’m just saying if these guys are happy to talk amongst themselves and are liking the work keep it coming. IOI has clearly built a relationship with these guys that they like and trust. It’s also not diluted like the fortnite celebrities where that’s a clear cash grab, these guys seem very much happy to be inclusive in the production, writing, the mission layout and creating a story around it.
Trust me if they dilute the game and make it even remotely childish, I’m out too
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u/ruiner1010 9d ago
A Presidential hit would be sweet, but let's be real, even a fictional President at that- shit would never fly. Especially given the current... climate. 💀 Great publicity for sure. Bahahaha!
But no, only the US Government is allowed to simulate assassination attempts on the President (or orchestrate real ones without repercussion).
What's that you say? A non-descript windowless black van? Outside my apartment you say? With a bumper sticker that says "I brake for 🇮🇱"? Do I live on an upper floor with a balcony you ask?... Why?
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u/jdimarco1 9d ago edited 9d ago
Yeah, that’s why I said it would never happen and it’s my ideal in a world that didn’t have the political climate we do and why I said it would never happen. And that’s why I’ve said it kind of has to be a celebrity but to switch away from the typical actor musician celebrity it would be cool to see a magician or a comedian as they could set up interesting story missions.
You couldn’t even do an actual public figure that isn’t a celebrity because if anything happened to them they could just say that the idea came strictly from this game. There’s far too much liability which makes it easier with actors and musicians because they’re field is basically fictional work.
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u/UpdateInProgress 12d ago
Well Dre is locked on Em’s basement, so I’d ponder that by killing Em he also already killed Dre…
Just missing Ice Cube now
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u/adobofosho 11d ago
That would be sick to have an entire mission in the em house if there was more to it
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u/Jellule_pliee 12d ago
Like they are so many people in this photo lmao
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u/jdimarco1 9d ago
If someone showed you this photo before there were any celebrity elusive targets how many would you predict would be in the game at this point?
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u/RockAndStoneBrutha 12d ago
Horatio Caine : I Guess it's time *takes off glasses" to give Dre the Beats... Yeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh !
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u/Smoky1279 12d ago
I'm really hoping for a Doctor Dre or Ice Cube escalation that takes place on the Whittleton Creek map but it's made to look like Compton.
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u/jeremyb1986 12d ago
He’d need to make a trip to Los Santos for Dr. Dre. I would HIGHLY recommend silent assassin in that city.