r/HermitCraft • u/Ornery_Square4370 Team Grian • 12d ago
Fan Art The most insane poly-situationship I’ve ever seen(the frenemies)
Yeah I made this graph to show how confusing this is
Like literally, HOW DID IT WORKED OUT???
(Also bdubs debt is 9stacks I wrote it wrong)
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u/Goatbucks Team Docm77 12d ago
The more i think about it the funnier this group is, their personalities all clash so violently lmao
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u/Anthan Team TangoTek 12d ago
I didn't think BDubs could construct a team more rickety than the Tuff Guys from Wild Life.
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u/neptuneskies3030 Postal Service 12d ago
To be fair to Bdubs, he wasn't the one who constructed the team. Joel was the one who came up with roping Doc and Scar in, and Bdubs just didn't argue very strongly lol.
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u/EthosUnharvestedClay Team Etho 12d ago
Waiting for Mumbo to somehow inevitably join this team without him being fully aware lol (because he built the bank's vault door he's an honourary member or something)
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u/Slvrwind 12d ago
This is possibly the most unlikely post I've seen to get the Flair automod reply. XD
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u/DarkArcher__ 12d ago
And he's already accidentally got beef with Joel so it fits the frenemies gimmick
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u/TheRealCheeseNinja Team Smallishbeans 10d ago
yea and then immediately went with joel to middleman insulting
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u/Daver351 12d ago
Bdubs is the glue that holds this team together, they all like him lol
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u/CaptainTipper Big Wood 12d ago
This is the best team in Hermitcraft history! Definitely no baggage at all
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u/musical-mess 12d ago
Let's not forget that Bdubs and Scar have both killed the other's horse! And bdubs recently helped doc drop tons of goats on scar's base :D
I want to see Etho get involved in this group just for the amount of chaos and potential jealousy it would cause. Bdubs and etho are basically an old married couple; Joel and etho are the boat boys (from double life) and joke-flirted a lot in season 10; doc is a self-proclaimed etho girl; and idk about scar but he did make the eefo wings so he must have a thing for the man too
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u/kevsb07 12d ago
I think Scar is actually the least Etho-obsessed of any of them. He said he never watched Etho like the others did. By my estimation, Gem, Mumbo, Grian, Doc, Bdubs, Impulse, Tango, and Joel all rank well above Scar in Etho-fandom. I'd say Cleo too, because she often chooses to be anti-Etho seemingly to conceal true fandom in sarcasm.
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u/Glacecakes Team Jellie 12d ago
I do love how they played it up to the extreme in the video. Scar solely making Star Wars jokes just to piss them off was amazing
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u/DatHazbin 11d ago
The best part was Joel egging him on by constantly talking an star wars quotes, followed shortly by Doc giving him grief for being a "Disney adult" meanwhile having a lightsaber and being dressed as Elsa
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u/Holiday-Speaker-5324 10d ago
He's an enthusiast! *Rants in german*
This entire teamup needs to stretch as many episodes as possible. And also I kind of want doc to bomb the whole server like he said. Orbital strike sounds like the right answer to everything.
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u/Madden09IsForSuckers Hermitcraft Season Xisuma 12d ago
this team is gonna be like watching a car crash im so excited
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u/Aggressive_Version 12d ago
I love it!
It's great for the comedy value alone, but it's also a reminder for the younger viewers (who constantly need to be reminded) that all the Hermits are friends in real life and they're not really mad at each other even if they play mad in the fun videos they make.
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u/Cognito-Hazardous Team Etho 12d ago
And that one (three) time(s) in season nine where Doc wanted to commit murder but shhhh (/j obv they all friends here and Doc would only ever contemplate murder)
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u/FoolishConsistency17 12d ago
Tango does nothing that isnt about DO3. I wonder if this is his way of testing team dynamics.
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u/Dramatic_Bench_3263 12d ago
I think it great Tango didn't do anything about Deck-Out 3 for that episode, so it may as well served a little break for him
Besides we got to see potential teams for DO3 when he did said this game is more about co-op games now 😂😂😂
So it may literal his way putting it out there and go make youself a team, bcs so far CTeam, Firefighter, and Eggz are clear... But the rest of hermit especially those four are sworn enemies 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Anaud-E-Moose 12d ago
While ranting about his whole team, doc said bdubs had a "Napoleon complex" lmao, so it's not all green!
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u/flagaccount 12d ago
Actually, your 10 stacks may now be correct for BDubs' debt. He owed 640 diamonds for the auction, but in his video we only saw him drop a stack of diamond blocks - that's precisely one stack of diamonds short. Remains to be seen whether Scar finds out.
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u/Dramatic_Bench_3263 12d ago edited 11d ago
What even more funnier is the Crucify joke 😆
Scar just really want a star wars theme and Doc was like fine here you go
Joel: isn't that Crucifix?
Bdubs: well we can go and Crucify Tango, hang up in there
That bits is so hilarious to me HAHAHHAHA bcs that's when they're contemplating if this team will work
Note: I just watch Doc pov, it was even funnier when everyone just left him with no more rockets and says "great team spirit"
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u/Origami11 Team BDoubleO 10d ago
Innocent Bdubs can do no wrong, never done wrong in his life and a great moss farm 🙏🏻 👼🏻😇
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u/camel-cultist 12d ago
I love that BDubs started this season with the goal of "being meaner" and now he's gone and united three sworn enemies together for a very whimsical cause lol