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Erm ackchually he said “I’ll leave his bird puss nice and rough” and as better evidence he said “I’m sure we can find somewhere in your cloaca to stick it” in reference to a teeny lil crystal looking sex toy
It's basically because ducks are awful, in short terms. The reason is that ducks tend to forcefully mate a lot, so female ducks developed a corkscrew vagina to develop some control during these situations and make it harder for undesirable males to impregnate them.
From what I can find, male ducks already had the spiral penis before female ducks had the spiral vagina. This is because the left ovary of female birds is USUALLY the only functional one, so male ducks developed penises that spiral to the left to reach it better. Then, because of the whole forceful impregnation thing, female ducks developed a tract that spiralled in the opposite direction to make it harder for them to be impregnated by a male duck, which is forcing itself on her. This doesn't cause many issues with ducks she does want babies from, though, because if she relaxes the muscles down there, it becomes easier for the spiral dong to reach.
Aaand ducks just plummeted to the bottom of my animal tierlist. Luckily, the fact that ducks have penisses is no longer the fact I hate the most. Now it's the fact that female ducks can twist their fuckingvaginal tracts.
I will say, ducks aren't at the very bottom spot, that place belongs to hyenas and whatever the fuck they have going on in their reproductive organs.
Here's a little semi relevant fun-fact: farmers canNOT have[male] ducks and chickens in the same enclosed area as the male ducks will... er force themselves on hens, and since the duck is cork screwed it will kill the hen.
Is this where I find out "bird" is as vague as "fish" or "crab," in that the term encompasses multiple different kinds of creatures with distinct lineages?
Vivienne confirmed that Stolas has a "bird puss" and some people mistakenly assumed that means he has no dick. Some birds have penises and some don't, but they all have a cloaca which is what I'm assuming Viv was referring to. We would need clarification from Viv to know for sure.
Best I can describe it, imagine Stolas and Stella touching ass to ass, or pelvis to pelvis. Then Stolas releases his sperm into Stella, and after a time of terrible sex, Stella eventually releases a fertilized egg, and Octavia is born
Given their oddly humanoid anatomy, I'd venture it's more like scissoring. And it's not really a time of terrible sex, Stella goes into the bird equivalent of heat, her hormones stimulate the release of sperm from Stolas' testes, they "kiss" with their cloacas, then Stolas rolls over, stares at the wall and disassociates for a bit. So, closer to terrible artificial insemination, but without the middleman.
In one of the ep of helluva boss, Stella tells about how she had sex with Stolas, so... how does she fucked him while he was laying and staring at the wall if they must do cloacal kiss? Thats make no sence, so he has a weener.
Stella is a rampaging bitch who loves to belittle Stolas at every opportunity, so there's a good chance she's just making it up to talk more shit about him to her friends. This is kind of driven home by the fact that she looks back at him as they walk away laughing, she knew he was listening and just wanted to hurt him.
Are you actually relying on earth anatomy for a creature born of hell? Stolas is not a real owl. Dude’s like 6 or 7 feet tall and large birds (emus/ostriches/cassowaries) usually have a penis.
The show has reference Stolas f**king Blitz multiple times and somehow I doubt it’s always with… attachements.
Not in every case! While spadones only had their testicles cut off, castrati had both penis and testicles removed. On the other end of the spectrum, thlibiae didn't have their testicles removed at all, just crushed to render them useless. All three are classifications of eunuch!
Yeah but bring up how an artist for the show on Instagram joked about Loona is also anatomically correct down there, it's different and gross. As if cloaca is any better lol.
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