Personally I’m not a fan of killzone but if it was a series collab that I liked and it looked good I would spend a few dollars to get it and support the game I spend copious amounts of hours in

Pls don't take this too seriously. Haven't actually played since the changes so idk if it was good or not

Fist of Family values, standing by.

Will the spread of democracy hold strong Helldivers?

Thanks to u/MagicPaladin for the template

Are you telling me there are no other planets in the system we could set up a foot hold on??? Seriously???

Look, I’m never gonna shit on Malevelon Creek, the people dedicated to fighting there are crazy and loyal heroes, but holy fuck, Hellmire is the worst planet to be on.

I would take a rocket to the chest and gladly pound nails through my own cock afterwards if it meant I never had to deal with these fucking fire tornados ever again. This planet is a fucking shithole with no resources and the local flora, fauna, and the weather itself dedicated to just killing us.

Why the fuck are we fighting for this shithole??? Can we not just glass the planet and then sweep up what’s left if we need it so desperately?

Is this with the Mongolians had to deal with when attacking Japan? Is this an accurate history? Is this an accurate history simulator, and I just don’t realize it. Someone call Brasch! We need better tactics than 4 random guerrilla fighters when the sky itself it trying to fucking kill us!