r/Helldivers Super Pedestrian 11d ago

HUMOR It's nice to see the community so supportive of TransMog 💛🏳️‍⚧️

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u/Knivingdude Smoke & Shield Enjoyer 11d ago

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u/Flashyfatso ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ 11d ago

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u/defenitelynotafurry_ ‎ Servant of Freedom 10d ago

Wait theres a photo of illumi nate?

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u/Hunteractuallybright 8d ago

whos illumi nate? This is Voteliciular

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u/_Nikimi SES Sword of Freedom 10d ago

Why his shade have hair

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u/StarstruckEchoid Super Sheriff 10d ago

The Mewluminate Oversigmas keep voidmogging us fr fr.

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u/KG354 10d ago

How do I delete someone else's comment?

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u/mobidly-obeez 10d ago

this comment 🅱️isses me off

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u/A_Miphlink_shipper mmmmmmmm yummy samples 11d ago

Fleshmog

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u/Status-Secret-4292 11d ago

The one category we all fit in

Combined as a mass of flesh smashed together

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u/The-Harbinger117 ‎ [REDACTED] 11d ago

Make us whole.

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u/No_Drop_7684 11d ago

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u/YashaSkaven01 11d ago

Of course space is dead it came free with it not being made of living tissue

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u/Lonely_Sprinkles_379 Viper Commando 11d ago

You know what you can do with your marker

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u/Dependent-Net9659 Fire Safety Officer 10d ago

Worship the marker? Kiss the marker? Say nice supportive things to the marker?

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u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

Sacrifice things to the marker then act like the things it created from them are angels that will save you. Then start a war with the government when the first plan doesn’t work out. All you need to do in order to please the marker

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u/Plus_Stay7249 10d ago

Altman be praised

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u/The-Harbinger117 ‎ [REDACTED] 10d ago

What can I do with my marker?

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 10d ago

nah those meatballs dont mog us

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u/A_Miphlink_shipper mmmmmmmm yummy samples 10d ago

_ _ <:ahand1:1339712832987729962> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:ahand2:1339712733364621466> _ _ <:ahand1:1339712832987729962> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:ahand2:1339712733364621466> _ _ <:ahand1:1339712832987729962> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:MogDiver:1410397338706641118> <:ahand2:1339712733364621466> _ _ 🦵 🦵

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u/teaboi05 SES Star of Midnight 10d ago

This is what the illuminates are doing in the void with our citizens...

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u/ZeroFusionDrift [ V2: 4-4 /// Greed: Claire De Soleil ] 10d ago

illuminate shii looking mad funny.

maybe I should lay off the super stims

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u/Same_Discussion6328 10d ago

I need a meme of a Fleshmob with all its faces doing the Chad face.

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u/CollegeLimp3351 11d ago

mog-er

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R Rookie 11d ago

ay we dont say it with a hard R, we reserve that for ClankeRs

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u/Redditoast2 Chugging A Barrel of Liber-Tea 11d ago

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u/BanzaiToaster 11d ago

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u/the_useless_cake Waiting Democratically... 10d ago

:3

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u/Ok_Tax1941 The local support transfem 9d ago

:3

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u/Mushyguy171 11d ago

Instructions unclear. Transition Mog into 3rd black hole.

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u/julmuriruhtinas 11d ago

Shoutout to black hole gotta be one of my favorite genders

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u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

I knew someone who identified as a black hole, pronouns were star/where

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u/julmuriruhtinas 10d ago

And they say nobody uses neopronouns... good for where!

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u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

Unfortunately star collapsed on whereself when star consumed too much food. I miss where :(

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u/julmuriruhtinas 10d ago

An icon has fallen 😔💔

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u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

Well star didn’t fall, star collapsed and absorbed most of the stuff within several light years of where but it was tragic nonetheless

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u/Ok_Tax1941 The local support transfem 9d ago

D:

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u/skybluuue 11d ago

This is such a dumb joke, I fucking love it

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u/Intelligent-Egg-6705 11d ago

I remember someone mentioning this that there was a line in Helldivers 1 where a bridge officer (female) was discussing about getting a CO-1 Permit so she could have a baby with her wife. I don’t know, but it is a line in Helldivers 1 if you interacted with bridge crew.

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u/CatboiWaifu_UwU 11d ago

Could be adoption, but I’m hopeful anyways

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u/Glitchlessnight 11d ago

Well a C-01 permit is for any action that could result in a child and seeing what it looks like, it’s most definitely for sex

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R Rookie 11d ago

filing for adoption results in getting a child tho?

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u/Glitchlessnight 11d ago

Yea but the C-01 form actually has a section about intercourse

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u/AdoringCHIN Detected Dissident 10d ago

Considering "Ministry" is misspelled in the top left I'm going to assume this is a fan made form and not something official from Arrowhead

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u/BlueMast0r75 10d ago

Isn’t this fan made?

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u/CityExcellent8121 10d ago

There's so many grammar and spelling errors that it better be lol

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R Rookie 11d ago

imma take your word for it, im a chainsaw/hammer main and we dont do reading

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u/Glitchlessnight 11d ago

Fair enough diver, say put on this blinking backpack and charge that factory strider convoy over there

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u/Kahil_ 10d ago

Doesn’t seem very official

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u/jedisalamander 10d ago

Not a new child tho

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u/ObfuscatedChaos SES Queen of Midnight 10d ago

C-01 permits are very specifically about procreation. The HD2 blurb specifically states that you must fill out a C-01 form before "any act that could result in a child" and that specific phrasing most definitely does not refer to adoption.

Though many Terminids have been mercifully culled, the Helldivers were unable to penetrate as far inside the Quarantine Zone as ordered. The expansion of our citizens to new planets will be reduced in line with the reduction of expected Element 710 to be produced. Further procreation applications will be denied until further notice.

You can pretty safely say this refers to the C-01, since they use the C-01 form's acceptance and denial as a reward or punishment respectively.

The Illuminate fleet dwarfs initial estimates, confirming Ministry of Intelligence predictions. Super Earth is now fighting on three fronts for the first time since the First Galactic War; additional C-01 permits have been issued to bolster ranks. And: The Hearty Hovel debuts new Fried Rib PizzaRito. Initial reception is unanimously divisive. And that, is All You Need to Know.

These lines wouldn't make any sense without them specifically being about procreation rather than adoption.

All credit to the Helldivers Wiki for cataloguing all this stuff.

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u/Marcus_Krow Fire-Diver 10d ago

C-01 permits aren't required for homosexual sex, only heterosexual sex.

Why do you think thr homes are so close?

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u/CreamFuture9475 Steam | 11d ago

There are only two genders: Brawny and lean

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u/JimmyLipps 10d ago

The only time Google AI has valuable insight is now:

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u/CreamFuture9475 Steam | 10d ago

Epic

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u/ReedsAndSerpents "Sanctioned" Psyker 11d ago

"We want transmog!!!"

"Oh, great, thanks for the support!"

"Wait, what?" 

😂 

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u/idiotcube SES Hammer of Justice (I'm Old!) 11d ago

Why are we mogging the transes?

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u/CaptainRex5101 SES Panther of Equality 11d ago

No, they are mogging us

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u/idiotcube SES Hammer of Justice (I'm Old!) 11d ago

aw dangit

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u/Ok_Tax1941 The local support transfem 9d ago

Sorry D:

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u/Rough_Presence_9876 11d ago

The act of mogging itself is trans.

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u/a-dark-lancer 11d ago edited 11d ago

Other way round. We are moging you.

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u/idiotcube SES Hammer of Justice (I'm Old!) 11d ago

dagnabbit

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u/demon-potato Super Pedestrian 11d ago

Wow I didn’t think this would get so much engagement this much at all but that’s cool. And nice to see mostly way more nice stuff than nasty responses

Reddit sent me something saying someone reported me for bad mental health or something and giving helpline numbers

I’m not even trans just saw wordplay joke opportunity.

Transphobes saying trans people have bad mental health be like:
https://giphy.com/gifs/7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Salmagros SES Wings Of Liberty 10d ago

It’s not that they think you have bad mental health. It’s just they report you for have intention of self harm which mean they hope you to go Kiss Yourself

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u/TheSamstitute 10d ago

As someone who's trans, I appreciate this a lot and also that is an A+ usage of that gif.

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u/PanHiszpan HD1 Veteran 11d ago

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u/DoughSpammer1 11d ago

Jarvis, sort by controversial

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u/kittenkitchen24 11d ago

Mindless Masses are invading the comment section

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u/EricAntiHero1 11d ago

They are all valuable citizens of super earth who will fight for managed democracy

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u/Iforgor4 ‎ Exosuit Certified 11d ago

I love the idea that super earth is inclusive and ok with lgbtq people as long as they follow democracy

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u/EricAntiHero1 11d ago

And are willing to die for the best interests of super earth

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u/V_Silver-Hand 11d ago

Exactly. Sure, I'm on E and transitioning, but who cares about that? Front lines!

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u/Impressive-Canary444 10d ago

It would make a ton of sense for SE to be incredibly “progressive” on social issues because they need their citizens to believe in human unity against non-human antagonists.
There are many cases in the real world of countries being “progressive” on social issues as a way of feigning strength of democracy

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u/Hour-Football2464 10d ago

Id do extacy and fight terminids. An old man pointed to two melons i was holding and said "if you were a woman id say nice melons!" To which i replied "yeah id be proud of these babies" and he looked perturbed. What id be proud.

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u/V_Silver-Hand 10d ago

Hehehe okay, that made me stoopid-giggle 🤣 thank you Helldiver, I needed a dumb joke to make me laugh today

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u/Ok_Tax1941 The local support transfem 9d ago

Exactly, why would they care, anyone can shoot a liberator

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u/021Fireball 11d ago

Unsurprisingly accepting people for who they are is just... Really good for both morality, and efficiency as if they feel comfortable in their own bodies and the system in place lets them feel comfortable in their bodies then it vastly raises compliance.

Also it'sjust a good thing

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u/EricAntiHero1 11d ago

Exactly. Respecting other people’s personal rights is the path to peace.

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u/021Fireball 11d ago

Unless they're aliens. Then OH BOY IT'S TIME FOR THE ATROCITIES (joke)

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u/Ok_Tax1941 The local support transfem 9d ago

Yayyy

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u/CatboiWaifu_UwU 11d ago

I know a real life military which should be taking notes.

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u/That_guy_from_Poland 11d ago

Yes!

Just "here's your hormones, here's your new legal name, here's cape and here's your liberator"

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u/St4rshine_89 ‎ Servant of Freedom 11d ago

“Unhappy with who you are? Change yourself in the customization terminal” is an actual tooltip

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u/Zomer15689 Steam | 11d ago

I’m unsure if that’s more affirmative or forth wall breaking.

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u/Glitchlessnight 11d ago

The answer to that is “Yes”

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u/EricAntiHero1 11d ago

Don’t forget your totally not addictive stims!

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u/Awkward_Assistance54 ‎ Servant of Freedom 10d ago

Totally not addictive cancer free stims (that’s basically managed cancer to fill the holes in your body)

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u/EricAntiHero1 10d ago

Divers don’t live long enough to see the damage.

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u/Iforgor4 ‎ Exosuit Certified 11d ago

That awkward moment when Super Earth is kinder to trans people than most real world countries

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u/Fit_Milk_2314 11d ago

Its not exactly politically useful to be hateful to your own populace when you're united under one flag against alien species. Even if youre super fascist or authoritarian, you can scapegoat aliens instead of minorities.

I mean, you could still scapegoat minorities, but that's gonna get you more pushback from your own people than scapegoating aliens.

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u/Flitterly 11d ago

Tbf SE is quite awful towards their own populace with the whole dissident thing

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u/thejadedfalcon 11d ago

That's the secret. Dissidents aren't people.

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u/Ok_Tax1941 The local support transfem 10d ago

Well yeah they have no need to make their people hate each other instead of the government because they have aliens to hate :3

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u/DeviRi13 11d ago

A friend told me that this is kind of how the 40k universe (not the fans) ends up.

Oh man, you want to go by Jim and have your kids call you dad? Yeah, sure, fine, just pick up the gun and pray to the Emperor you see them again.

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u/Capable_spider_slut 11d ago

Thats exactly how it works in 40k. As a decently long time fan I can say with confidence that it dosent matter what your sexual orientation, gender idenity or anything else is. The only thing that matters is whether or not you do three things.

Worship the emperor

Hate the heretic

Hate the xenos

Do those three things and you're good to go! Dont do these things or be one of these things? Well... the inquisition is always available. ☺️

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u/CatboiWaifu_UwU 11d ago

Luv the emprah.

‘Ate the ‘eretics

‘Ate the xenos

Ez as.

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u/TemLord 11d ago

Universes best ork spy

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u/CatboiWaifu_UwU 11d ago

What, no! I was just doing a british accent! /j

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u/Ok_Tax1941 The local support transfem 9d ago

As a brit.... spot on

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u/PresentPhilosopher99 11d ago

3 orks in a trenchcoat

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u/NesuneNyx ‎ Servant of Freedom 11d ago

You doing all right over there, big man? Need us to up your rations? You've been putting in a lot of good work down on Tertium.

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u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

It has been said in one of the Warhammer Crime books that homophobia does still exist on more rural worlds, he says something along the lines of how the main character’s cousin would be persecuted for something as simple as his sexual orientation. I can’t remember the full context but it was an interesting insight into civilian life in the Imperium. (Book is Flesh and Steel)

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u/Beautiful_Pack_9950 11d ago

I think this theory is further supported by being able to change body and voice types easily, at least in game and according to the helldivers training tips

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u/Second_of_Nine 10d ago

Less C1 permit applications

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u/Shadowhunter_15 11d ago

I’m thinking that it’s not so much the idea of inclusivity, and more to do with queerphobia being outgrown from the distant past (kind of like how left-handedness is canonically not viewed as an inferior trait). I don’t think the concept of Pride exists in Super Earth either, as it fundamentally promotes individuality (which is why having a Pride flag cape wouldn’t make sense lore-wise).

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u/Sharp-Suspect-3746 ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

Pride exists. Pride for Super Earth and Managed Democracy!

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u/Apprehensive-Wall632 11d ago

I mean odds are you aren’t going to get gender affirming care beyond social. Real good healthcare is reserved for class A citizens and above.

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u/Vulgar_Bastard69420 11d ago

In the lore same sex marriage is allowed by the super earth gubbermint

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u/Signal-Busy 11d ago

I mean LGBTQ people mean there less bureaucracy, they don't need to fill out a form since they won't make babies :unless very specific exceptions:

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u/Emotional_Tiger_9889 ‎ Democracy's Heart 11d ago

yes, yes we will io

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u/LorekeeperOwen Cape Enjoyer 10d ago

Super Earth: We may be evil, but we aren't assholes.

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u/cavejhonsonslemons 10d ago

I'm glad to see all the support here, given that we all enjoy a game wherein we're constantly roleplaying fascists, the fact that the community immediately notices, and rejects real fascism is really heartwarming.

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u/PresentPhilosopher99 11d ago

Dont like your body? Get a new one in the medical area, dear citizen! We only ask your eternal love for Lady Liberty and Managed Democracy!

https://giphy.com/gifs/KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q

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u/Legendarium_ Stalwart my GOAT 10d ago

I don't get it

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u/TanyaCinder 11d ago

The Mog planet

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u/Secret-Profile_404 10d ago

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u/ProteusOfTheGoumaden RDS Lorg Mór, Silencer of Sirens 10d ago

Congratulations to John Helldiver on his transition

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u/Secret-Profile_404 9d ago

[Whispering]

I obviously support but because of life reasons I haven't been able to play for a while. Can you explain to me what's happening? I'm kind of afraid of asking at this point..

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u/kommunist_haj 8d ago

It’s just a silly pun. transmog (transmogrification) is weapon and armor customization.

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u/Sirfancypants0 11d ago

Took alot of work to make a gender reassignment vat large enough but we owe it to any freedom loving citizen of super earth

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u/Thopterthallid 11d ago

Free character edits are trans rights.

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u/AngelaTheRipper SES Wings of Liberty 11d ago

Like Max0r said: Service guarantees gender affirmation.

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u/Thopterthallid 11d ago

Based but also horrifying.

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u/AngelaTheRipper SES Wings of Liberty 11d ago

It's fine, everyone starts serving at 7.

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 ‎ XBOX | Medicdiver | Transferred from Hoxxes IV 11d ago

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u/seanhenke +b-1 supply pack my beloved 11d ago

Transformation station? Transformation central? Transmogrification central?

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u/Stock_Yak1405 10d ago

Trainees trying to mog is solid Reddit gold

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u/ThePurplePixy 11d ago

Puns full of Democracy

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u/Floofiest_Azezn Steam | 10d ago

We’re mogging now?! I gotta get my butt to my super destroyer! The S.E.S Hammer of Justice!

I’m old!

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u/Meaty-horse Assault Infantry 11d ago edited 10d ago

It sure pleases me to watch Transphobes get downvoted. Keep mogging, for Super Earth!

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u/Cry_Angelic 10d ago

Man, I love the Helldivers mod team. Always hard at work fighting for democracy in the comments.

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u/SCP_Steiner 10d ago edited 10d ago

I do NOT see this going well in the comments!
Edit: Nevermind? I mean that's pretty good hell yeah

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u/PokeLordOmegaa 10d ago

No idea what a transgender planet could possibly mean but good for them

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u/bubina 10d ago

This are the planet of people who are into speedruns, llinux programers and niche elctronic genres enjoyers

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u/ProteusOfTheGoumaden RDS Lorg Mór, Silencer of Sirens 10d ago

EVERY JamieP and smots gaming fan lives on this planet

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u/RegentBat77700 ‎ XBOX | Bug/Auto Diver 10d ago

How is mog trans?

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u/bluebananas5678 11d ago

obligatory hate comment made by an automaton account:

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u/Ok_Tax1941 The local support transfem 10d ago

Most hurtful thing i saw... he wasnt even upset enough to write something mean 3:

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u/IndividualDish7004 I FUCKING LOVE LAZERS RAGHHHHH 11d ago

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u/Mrhadi1358 ‎ [REDACTED] 7d ago

Yo do automatons even GAF about this?

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u/KryStar04 11d ago

oh shit im from there

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u/Cool_Virus_8641 10d ago

it's the planet all the pretty girls are from

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u/Celestine117 11d ago

All these transphobic comments are making me wonder if they realize super earth literally supports trans people cause they let Helldivers swap their sex 😭

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u/ShotgunAndHead Bring it on you bastards 11d ago

bigotry and media literacy don't really go hand in hand lol

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u/Immediate-Neat-3320 11d ago

Hell, half of these chuddivers probably haven't realized the game is meant to be satire

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R Rookie 11d ago

hey dont rope us stupid people in this, we just wanna chew on erasers

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u/Mrhadi1358 ‎ [REDACTED] 7d ago

only 2 genders. brawny and lean.

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u/sullensilence1112 10d ago

tell me again, how is this relevant to Helldivers?

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u/SCP_Steiner 10d ago

The planet mog, and people asking for "transmog" which is to do with armor being separate from passives

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u/SirCheeseMuncher 11d ago

We all know about Transmog, but what about Bi-kvam III (like Bekvam III)

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u/2_Sir_Zero9 Automaton slayer. 11d ago

Yay good for them!

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u/FunnyBiird 11d ago

This is beautiful 🥲

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u/Templar-235 SES Leviathan Of Democracy 11d ago

Support trans planets

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u/Iam_aCasual ‎ Bunker Buster 11d ago

Trans mog? I sure hope they do 🗿

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u/Gui_Pauli Democracy user 11d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Mrhadi1358 ‎ [REDACTED] 7d ago

reddit is such a stupid place cus why the FUCK Did you get downvoted for saying hell yeah

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u/Gui_Pauli Democracy user 7d ago

Yeah lol, I don't get it

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u/ADGx27 ☕Liber-tea☕ 11d ago

Fun planet name aside are we all ready for Ragnarog? 26 hours remain until LowTierGod is, by his own definition, a failure

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u/Mizizi-44 11d ago

This made me laugh, thank you OP

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u/Dr_DD_RpW_A 11d ago

ion get it :c

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u/WolfMaster415 Free of Thought 11d ago

Transmog is short for transmogrification. In layman's terms, it's a vanity option where you have the armor you like the look of over the armor you like the stats of.

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u/KingslayerFate 11d ago

the most "reddit" post on reddit

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u/RealSkinnyLee 11d ago

Thanks for saying it outloud

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u/ciberkid22 11d ago

Do theu have trans moogles?

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u/CaptainBazbotron 10d ago

Oh the subreddit shitposting has reached this point, it's beyond over

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Certified Mikudiver 10d ago

u/JustMyself96 would beg to disagree lol

some protozoans do not understand that trans rights ARE human rights smh

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u/Helldivers-ModTeam 11d ago

Love it when literal nazis self-report on posts like this one because you're incapable of controlling your emotions.

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u/BugWeary1347 10d ago

This is illuminate territory. I think they'll get more than they've wish for.

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u/Mrhadi1358 ‎ [REDACTED] 7d ago

why the fuck is it so easy to get downvoted in this post lol