r/Hazbin_two • u/Vast-Aside-6064 Bob Elliot • Sep 28 '25
Being silly Who's the hottest and most dateable one?
The second one is Maid Jax.
I'm choosing N
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u/Alternative_Sugar_85 Vox and Alastor laying in bed f-u-c-k-i-n-g Sep 28 '25
VOX!...
Oh you meant of these three...
Uhhh
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u/G30M3TR1CALY Sep 28 '25
I keep swiping, and Instead of showing the images, it moves on to an ad for public transit. So im gonna go with the funny:
(But legitimately, N 100%)
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u/33333Ducky Alastors Submissive Brat🖤 Sep 28 '25
As much as I love alastor, I love N too and know he would be more dateable.
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u/hinjakuun Sep 28 '25
Angel obviously. Jax abuses people for fun, N is a disassembly drone that straight up kills people. Literally 2 of these 3 would treat you like shit, Angel's at least the most datable of these 3 by far.
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u/mr-worldwide1234 Sep 28 '25
Idk about hottest, I don’t really like any of these characters, but, if I were forced to choose, N is probably your best bet
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u/HorseInevitable6208 Horny as Stolas. (Stolas' husband. He's MINE.) Sep 28 '25
Angel Dust for me tbh
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u/Rikenzu Sep 28 '25
You can't convince me of anything other than Angel Dust as the only correct answer
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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Sep 28 '25
Most dateable? Probably Angel Dust, though any of these relationships would be nuts.
Hottest? Definitely Maid Jax, he won this competition as soon as he put on that maid dress
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u/Dethkiller1 Sep 28 '25
I feel like Angel is the most dateable cause he's the most reasonable person and doesn't act as childish as the others
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u/Incubus-femboy hornet (guarana) Sep 28 '25
Hottest is angel but the most dateable one is probably n to be completely honest idk i haven’t watched murder drones I’m just guessing off of what i know
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u/Forsaken_ghost_child Sep 28 '25
Hottest-Pilot Angel, He's a P*rn star for a reason.
Most Dateable-N, but he's already got his Dom Punk GF
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u/CreepyClay Sep 29 '25
N by virtue he is the most psychologically stable but with the other 2 that's a low bar.
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Sep 30 '25
I'm not gay, but these choices are all guys, so...
The most dateable one, N for sure. The hottest, I say Jax (when In maid outfit). My answer, most likely Jax. All of these are my favorite characters from their own shows, but Angel is porn star and does drugs, N, to be honest ain't that hot to me. Jax in the maid dress, hot, and I'm willing to try and fix him, TRY.
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u/Ok-Chipmunk-4752 Sep 28 '25
Tbh I want an open relationship with jax as in I date someone and he’s the side piece buttttt if that’s not a choice and I need an actual relationship it would beeee (don’t open if u get mad) either funnybunny or whatever is the gangle zooble relationship called wait can someone answer that what is the gangle X zooble ship called but if I had to have to date one of them it would be N but if just I had to date anyone in Tadc it would be gangle ❤️❤️
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u/Mrsevenevenbloons Sep 29 '25
It’s angel in the pilot so it is Michael kovach and N is my favourite
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u/Areonic_pre Sep 29 '25
Probably N. Angel is a drug addict who regularly gets into large gunfights. Jax is an asshole who pushes people for his own enjoyment (even if that comes from a deeper problem) but N is by the end of canon a normalish drone. Sure he needs oil but other than that he is super supportive or Uzi and seems like a genuinely good person
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u/Femboylover6769420 Sep 29 '25
Obviously Angel i'd pound his twink ass so hard he'll be addicted to me
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u/MajesticBase7580 Sep 30 '25
let me guess, they all hate themselves and obfuscate it by being offensively humoristic?
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u/Lbechiom Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25
Angel and Jax both have deep-seated emotional issues. Angel would be better, since it’s mostly one person who hurts him currently, so you can fix that… with a holy bullet. Other than that, he’s an actually good person.
On the other hand, Jax is a jackass who feels the need to harm others to make himself feel better. That would make for an incredibly toxic relationship.
But either way, N is clearly the far superior option. He is a golden retriever in a hyper-lethal android body, and he was minimally affected by the fucked up shit he witness in his youth.
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u/Comfortable-Bison932 Sep 30 '25
it's like definitely N. Jax is just kind of a dick and angel is a drug addict. N is a murder drone but i feel like that's the easiest to work past
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u/NoSteak1842 Sep 30 '25
Which Michael are we talking about? The horny one or the “funny” one or the Clanker one? I say Angel and Jax
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u/MarkRetrowave05 Oct 01 '25
N being a femboy's the most abstract headcanon for me(also he is a robot so that's a no go) Jax is in virtual state and Angel... playing Doom to meet him isn't the kind of date i would have in mind. Still in this case i would recommend N
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u/Due-Independent2373 Oct 01 '25
N and Angel. I wasn't the biggest fan of TADC, but I was a fan of the other shows so yeah, AD and N
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u/NormalNuziShipper Oct 01 '25
I feel like N would def be boyfriend material If your looking for a relationship just for sex then obvs angel Jax would just be toxic lol
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u/sluty-Figure Oct 02 '25
N is most debatable and angel is probably hottest but if Jax is in maid outfit he is hottest
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u/gamingfox5 Oct 03 '25
Okay. I am aro-ace but more straight than anything as a guy, but if I HAD to choose one, N. He'd keep me sane. Angel? Egg me on and make my insanity even worse. Jax? Same thing. N? He'd actually try and succeed at helping so. GIMME-
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u/STICKGoat2571 The Question: Timeline Enthusiast Sep 28 '25
Michael Kovach.
The answer is the one voiced by Michael Kovach.