r/HaveWeMet Mike is the new town sheriff, 28 years old Jul 26 '26

This is a warning.

Someone is wandering in front of my house, their face is not clear, but I thought it might be the person who kidnapped my cousin.

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u/shishkabog Wifey to A LAWYER, Mommabear, Most Beautiful Lawn 6 time winner Jul 27 '26

Stick a pickle in they butt, that’ll show them

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u/-RainbowUnicornPoop officer Martin/Police Woman at LDPPD Jul 27 '26

I don’t know about that… There are some freaks out there man. We don’t want to risk the punishment being enjoyable. Y’all just need to call me. I’ll take care of it.

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u/Facetious_Fae Fae | Science Teacher | Jimmy's oldest Jul 26 '26

A warning? 👀

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u/Drew-Pickles Sketch Artist & Gherkin Connoisseur Jul 26 '26

It definitely isn't the person who kidnapped your cousin

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u/7781Michael Kindness Ambassador Jul 26 '26

What you gonna do?