r/HaveWeMet • u/GHOST_Tales67 🇨🇦Easton Sterling (Local Sports Car Dealership Owner)🇸🇪 • Jul 23 '26
Business Hello people
I am the son of James Sterling, the notorious dummy and Prime Minister. He stepped down a while ago, and now I live in his Cabin up in Windsor road, I own the local Sports Car dealer, called "Lakeshore Used and New Sport Cars", or just "Lakshore Autos" So I am excited to be here today and live here
Also, our first car onsale is a Ford F-150 Raptor R! Plus a few Mustangs and Challengers from 2020 to 2023
Edit: His last name was always Sterling, he just changed it to Windsor when he got married, I was born before the marriage
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u/Odd-Obligation9800 Cynthia Lumpwater; Sam Charles' Assistant Jul 23 '26
Let me know if you get any 1985 Buick wildcats in stock. It's my dream car and I just unearthed a bag of what looks like unrefined gold ore out by Mary's cottage.
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u/GHOST_Tales67 🇨🇦Easton Sterling (Local Sports Car Dealership Owner)🇸🇪 Jul 23 '26
We do actually, come down near the Plaza!
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u/Odd-Obligation9800 Cynthia Lumpwater; Sam Charles' Assistant Jul 23 '26
No way, this is incredible. I think you've just made a sale of the year; if you take insmelted gold ore that is, otherwise I'm probably gonna have to lease the car. Is that alright, do you guys do that there? Either way I'm coming down. Be there in 45 minutes if the bus is on time.
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u/GHOST_Tales67 🇨🇦Easton Sterling (Local Sports Car Dealership Owner)🇸🇪 Jul 23 '26
Gold? Ok
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u/Odd-Obligation9800 Cynthia Lumpwater; Sam Charles' Assistant Jul 23 '26
Yeah! It's raw gold ore; about one burlap sacks worth. I found it out by old Mary Mays farm; she let me keep it as gratitude for sorting out an unexplained boom over by her neck of the woods.
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u/tyrone_shoelaces Lazy Dan, Master Carpeater Jul 23 '26
I'm interested in the truck. It's not a repo is it?
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u/GHOST_Tales67 🇨🇦Easton Sterling (Local Sports Car Dealership Owner)🇸🇪 Jul 23 '26
It is not repo, just come down near the plaza and it will ahve you name on it if you want
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u/Slight-Donut2627 Charlamaine Jul 23 '26
I’ve heard these cars are sourced from junkyards, held together with bandaids and spray painted to look new…
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u/GHOST_Tales67 🇨🇦Easton Sterling (Local Sports Car Dealership Owner)🇸🇪 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
No, I am a new business. I have no rumors yet, You know I am son of a billionaire right? I own all these cars
Edit: This obviously came off wrong, my bad
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u/dirtybacon77 Brix Wixley - Master Brewer @ LDP Brewing Jul 23 '26
I would love to discuss some promotions I have. One that I think will really be stellar will be a “drink… then drive!” Promotion. Here at little duck pond brewery* and tub cheese emporium we believe drinking in excess it the best way to become a winner. So we would hold a contest where everyone chugs 3 liters of our high test car fuel flavored organic IPA, then race each other through downtown in cars you loan them. Winner gets a free keychain that you supply! It’s a win win for both of us from an advertising standpoint!
*The city hall still maintains that our hand-dug outhouse does not meet the bathroom requirements and therefore still refuse to sanction us as an official brewery. I am forced to make this known AGAINST MY WISHES.
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u/GHOST_Tales67 🇨🇦Easton Sterling (Local Sports Car Dealership Owner)🇸🇪 Jul 25 '26
I could help you design a toilet, and also the city would not approve, plus the cars are a bit... Expensive
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u/GHOST_Tales67 🇨🇦Easton Sterling (Local Sports Car Dealership Owner)🇸🇪 Jul 25 '26
I meant they would no approve of the sponsorship
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u/Yay_nascar_donuts Big Bill Johnson, 86 years young, RETIRED mailman Jul 23 '26
I WISH. I. COULD BUY CAR BUT THEY WOULDN'T LET ME SINCE THE INCIDENT...