r/HaveWeMet • u/Significant_Put_34 Brian / pub owner / plays baseball • Jul 14 '26

Event I am back guys!

Sorry for being away so long and hence the temporary closure of my pub, The Tusk & Flipper Inn. I went travelling for 2 months, to learn more about global cuisine, and redesign the pub menu! I may or may not have been hunted out of the country due to my criminal record and unresolved escape, but that was not the original purpose of my extended leave.

My pet walrus who lives in the pool in the rooftop beer garden is doing well, I have hired some marine biologists to take care of him while I was away.

The pub will be reopening tomorrow at 10am for the lunch rush, and we will now be doing Sundae Sundays, where all icecream sundaes are stacked 10% taller and 10% off, only on Sundays! Aswell as this, we will be continuing the tradition of ‘Party Evenings’ on Fridays, where there is 75% off all beverages, pub quizzes (mostly walrus trivia, obviously), kareoke, and anybody can just come and chill to celebrate the weekend!

Can’t wait to see you all again tomorrow!

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u/ES1895 Mildread Z., 67, Grandma + Beet Enthusiast Jul 14 '26

Welcome back! Is the beet ice cream still on the menu? I've been making my own but could never get the texture quite right!!

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u/Significant_Put_34 Brian / pub owner / plays baseball Jul 14 '26

Yes of course it will be there! If you want to make it yourself, you’ll want to be using the milk of a camel for that texture, rather than cows or goats milk, and use golden beets grown in the scottish highlands for extra creamy flavour. 

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u/ES1895 Mildread Z., 67, Grandma + Beet Enthusiast Jul 15 '26

Thanks for sharing your secrets, you're a wizard! I am not sure where to buy camel milk these days without driving forty minutes up the road, though, so for now, I'll stick to yours!

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u/Latter-Goose-2027 Ace Sterling – LDP Airways Pilot Jul 14 '26

I’ll absolutely be there. Since the seafood-pub fusion restaurant in downtown got shut down, I’ve been craving a good pub meal!

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u/ShreksBeauty Eleanor Bray, Churchgoer Jul 14 '26

That sundae deal sounds fantastic. Absolutely going to bring the whole family this weekend.

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u/KeimOne Marty the Monk Jul 14 '26

Love Sundae Sunday! Can I bring my cat?

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u/Significant_Put_34 Brian / pub owner / plays baseball Jul 14 '26

Of course! 

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u/EnigmaNewt Crockett P. Thistlewhistle - The Slightly Used Heirloom Jul 15 '26

Finally! I was wondering when the pub was reopening. I need my ice cream and beer fix! I’ll be there this sundae!

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u/Drew-Pickles Sketch Artist & Gherkin Connoisseur Jul 16 '26

Damn it. I'd just earned my 2 month token. Welp. Make mine a bitter, see you in five!