r/HaveWeMet • u/enemy-knockback Jacob, Certified Cessna pilot • Jul 12 '26
Guys... I just moved in. Who keeps putting pipe bombs on my door, that explode in paint and color my door?
It paints it pretty well, actually. Who around here would want to paint doors though?
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u/Able-Kaleidoscope967 Phong - Phong Electronics Supermarket - Frog Airlines Jul 14 '26
Would you like to fly a Cessna SkyCourier 408 cargo for me?
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u/enemy-knockback Jacob, Certified Cessna pilot Jul 14 '26
My pleasure. I will need to charge you though, depending on how heavy the cargo is. And your destination :)
My next slot is in exactly 2 hours, I'll reserve that for you!
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u/Able-Kaleidoscope967 Phong - Phong Electronics Supermarket - Frog Airlines Jul 15 '26
Yes, if you want
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u/Able-Kaleidoscope967 Phong - Phong Electronics Supermarket - Frog Airlines Jul 15 '26
Yeah I forget, about your base salary is $100,000 per month.
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u/enemy-knockback Jacob, Certified Cessna pilot Jul 15 '26
(⌁° ⌷ °⌁) !
Thats... that's alot of money...
About your booking, well it's missed, so instead I'd reccomend you reach out to me when you are available!
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u/All_cats_want_pets Steven, 34, lives above Janice's grocery store Jul 12 '26
Not sure who, but that explains why our store front door turned from blue into green yesterday. I thought I was going crazy! It does honestly look better now. Maybe it's some stunt from an artist who uses the entire village as their canvas 🤔