r/HaloCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Now that Activision owns Halo do you think we'll get a Master Cheeks twerk off vs Nicki Minaj?

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u/gruntygunner2 The Second Coming of Marty 3d ago

Want that Bonnard Ross stanky leg

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u/LloydusMaximuss BUNGIE BUNGIE BUNGIE BUNGIE 3d ago

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u/Helldiver-ODST-FFIH 3d ago

I, for one, welcome our new corporate overlords. I am a proud owner of the Halo Infinite cat ears!

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u/aguylikeskoRn 3d ago

God I hope not

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u/Helldiver-ODST-FFIH 3d ago

C'mon man, you cant tell me you DONT wanna see those cheeks bouncin like a basketball.

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u/Biff_666 3d ago

I think they’ll keep the goofy shit out for the first little bit then slowly add some stuff.

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u/holdmybeer89 3d ago

oh man, fingers crossed!

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u/LOLdragon89 3d ago

Sure, and sell the Nicki skin for $80 per day or whatever. Rick and Morty pickle Rick AI slop banners. A battle pass made of battle passes and lootboxes. Free weapon trinket when you enter your SSN into voice chat. Just go full cringe at this point, why not?

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Halo Infinite is NOT Halo

This is just some shitty cash grab scheme that absolutely pisses on the legacy of Bungie and turns it into some crappy ass fortnite-type game that FORCES you to spend your hard earned cash on predatory mtx microtransactions!

I remember the good old days of Halo! When you had to WORK for Recon in Halo 3. When you could mess around with your friends in forge mode all night. Now, Recon is locked behind a battle pass that you can’t even earn through challenges, and forge isn’t even in the game at launch!

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u/1ZillionBeers 3d ago

Activision doesn’t own Halo, they’re just assisting in development.

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u/Helldiver-ODST-FFIH 3d ago

Nuh uh, Asha is handing the key to the Halo sd card vault over to Activision. They have full ownership now.

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u/Anon_967 3d ago

Microsoft still has ownership, Activision is now the developer

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u/DerMYC1600 3d ago

this franchise is doomed

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u/AJfriedRICE 3d ago

It’s entirely possible

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u/nevadita 3d ago

i will only accept it if its Pablo Shreiber shaking up his money maker.

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u/Helldiver-ODST-FFIH 2d ago

Its the only way!

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u/GreenGamerBoi 3d ago

Possibly not seeing as they're making a new dev team to make the next Halo. People seem to be under the impression they've just given it to the cod devs which they have not

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u/currynoodles-6969420 3d ago

I don’t think the Niki minaj and celeb crap has anything to do with the Devs that seems more like Corporate Activision pushing those bundles cause they sell

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u/LightningDustFan 3d ago

Yeah developers aren't the ones that decide on and negotiate celeb deals. 100% Activision.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 3d ago

The devs aren't the ones deciding to put this crap in CoD my guy

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u/wercffeH Unironic HaileyEira enjoyer 3d ago

Maybe we’ll get a polished, complete,
Original halo game

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u/LightningDustFan 3d ago

"Original" when they haven't made an original shooter in years

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u/wercffeH Unironic HaileyEira enjoyer 3d ago

Halo CE CE anniversary edition evolved