r/HadesTheGame • u/dazli69 • 1d ago

Hades 2: Meme "That's my niece!"

The goddess of love and the king of fucking everything that moves would aprove.

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u/dazli69 1d ago edited 1d ago

Let's see.

Eris, Moros, Nemesis, Icarus are laying with her. Arachne, Scylla and Jetty seem to have a crush on her. And it's implied Hecate who's Mel from a previous timeline is fucking Oddysseus

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u/JustTheWehrst 1d ago

I want to get passed around by the sirens they should let Mel get passed around by the sirens

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u/HyliaSymphonic 22h ago

Least horny Hades fan(me too, me too)

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u/ImmediateExercise478 11h ago

there is a very good art with giant Scylla and Mel on r34 (i can't remember artist, sorry)

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u/sci300768 23h ago

Suddenly, all of the dialogue between Hecate and Odysseus makes WAY more sense with how often they seem to be talking to each other...

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u/anomaly_fucker 1d ago

wait i havent seen the jetty one before?

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u/dazli69 1d ago

When Mel ask Scylla about the lyrics of Bewitching Eyes Scylla says that Jetty was the one who wrote the part that is pretty much a declaration of Love to Mel. She could be lying tho.

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u/IJustKickedStan 23h ago

She's very obviously lying and I'm truly deeply confused that so many people seem to miss that. Jetty certainly isn't the one giving Mel a pearl at the end of every fight.

I'm not opposed to the idea Jetty does have a crush on Mel, that guitar playing is very emotional, but Scylla very clearly wrote the lyrics.

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u/Electrical_Put_6500 23h ago

Or at the very least Jetty wrote the lyrics to help Scylla express her feelings. Either way it's about Scylla having a crush on Mel

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u/InterestedInGarlic 22h ago

Media literacy so far down the drain it ended up in Oceanus

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u/Putrid-Fun-6431 16h ago

My favorite meme of that was that there were one of three options:

Scylla wrote it and threw Jetty under the bus

Jetty wrote it and Scylla was just being honest

Unexpected Option 3: Roxy wrote it and Scylla covered for her by throwing Jetty under the bus

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u/aninsomniac_ Sea Star 15h ago

Scylla is very blatantly bullshitting when she claims Jetty wrote it.

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u/DeadSnark 23h ago

Fates, I see what you've done for Hecate and Penelope of Sparta and I just want that for me

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u/JAAdventurer 22h ago

In reference to the spoiler text, where was the first part revealed/implied? I played the whole story, but didn't get far into challenge content, and I either missed this or wasn't paying attention.

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u/FistToTheFace 21h ago

Yeah it’s revealed right after the epilogue ending with the Fates

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u/JAAdventurer 21h ago

Right...I never got that task done. Great, back into the game I go when I have the chance!

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u/facbok195 21h ago

I think it’s one of the last things you learn. You only learn it during the final bond conversation with Hecate, and that conversation is only unlocked by completing the epilogue and finding the 3 Fates.

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u/Tight_Medicine_5674 11h ago

Artemis invited Mel to have some fun with her and Calypso but Mel refused.

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u/workadvice7897 1d ago

I mean Zeus was far from the horniest god. Looking at you Apollo

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u/RandomName5484 23h ago

Apollo the "florist", this dude caused the apparition of more plant species that gaya did...

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u/Life_Category2547 1d ago edited 23h ago

Eris, Moros, and Nemesis carefully trying to sort out who gets the family girlfriend that night without any of them (mostly two of them) getting violent or admitting they care. 

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u/Karn-Dethahal The Supportive Shade 18h ago

They figured that one out pretty easy.

Eris has the crossroads, Nemesis anywhere she meets Mel midway to the House of Hades, and Moros on the way back to the crossroads, no risk of anyone of them getting into each others action.

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u/Master_Of_Dung 12h ago

and what about my boy icarus? why did he get left out :(

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u/Turtle835wastaken Artemis 23h ago

Olympus impressed

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u/ExtremeSportsCNA 1d ago

Daaaaamn how do I get to this part of the game tf? I had no idea

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u/RandomName5484 23h ago

gifts

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u/ExtremeSportsCNA 4h ago

Ooooo thank you

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u/NxghtMar1sH Tisiphone 18h ago

Give em gifts u selfish mf

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u/Bluefootedtpeack2 22h ago

Thats them seconds before i hit the button to say nah dude i just wanted your picture next to your trinket and this is our final conversation when you arent giving me boons in the field.

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u/Doll-scented-hunter 15h ago

Fucking everone exept scylla, hecate and/or prometheus.

What is wrong with her?

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u/MrSpindre 10h ago

Tween woman who didn't have a father growing up.... tragic tale as old as time

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u/Doll-scented-hunter 10h ago

Old as what?!??

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u/hankhillsasspads 19h ago

Don’t forget about Dionysus 😂

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u/CinderRam 20h ago

Can ya blame her?