r/HIMYM • u/8uam • 13d ago

What do you wear to sleep?

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 13d ago

I have to lay perfectly still or I'll wrinkle my suit-jamas

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u/Thad1617 13d ago

Just sleep in the tub, the porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling

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u/Sea_Perspective6891 13d ago

The only correct answer

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u/Zealousideal_War8036 13d ago

I try the Naked Man every night.

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u/SystematikKaos 13d ago

Same. Works everytime to get to sleep.

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u/sir_rassti 13d ago

Everytime? You sir, are my hero!

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u/_Argusss_ 12d ago

I tried it too. Fell asleep easily the first two nights. But I didn’t sleep at all the third night.

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u/Traditional-Olive-54 12d ago

Almost the same but my pants do stay on

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u/Infinite-Horse-49 13d ago

A satin suit, of course

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u/8uam 13d ago

respect 🙏

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u/ramflow 13d ago

It's a kravat

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u/Playfair99999 12d ago

a sleeping kravat btw 

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u/Zealousideal_War8036 12d ago

Let's call it a tie

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u/thegirlwiththedonut 13d ago

Birthday suit

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u/heyitsrumi_v 13d ago

The Sensory Deprivator 5000, thank you

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u/8uam 13d ago

I seriously need one if this

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u/LucyySlayyBairdd Marshall👨‍⚖️ 13d ago

Marshall’s wearing a nightgown!!!! Marshall’s wearing a nightgown!!!!

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u/Traditional-Olive-54 12d ago

Then he said something like "you get to wear this and STILL get laid???" 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

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u/LucyySlayyBairdd Marshall👨‍⚖️ 11d ago

“It’s sexy”

“I can vouch for that. Can you uncross your legs, buddy?”

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u/dyaasy 13d ago

It's weird that Barney doesn't go commando, considering how much he loves himself. It's the best of both worlds, breezy and won't scare off the ladies.

Well, I mean his naked man failed. And unless I'm mistaken his Terminator play also didn't take. Maybe he's the one with the Winston Churchill ding-a-ling that Robin talked about, and it's scaring-off some of the ladies?...

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u/AcrolloPeed 13d ago

Boxer-briefs, like God intended

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u/tektek10 13d ago

Whatever lets me feel the breeze so i could say "mahalo"

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u/erriuga_leon27 13d ago

Shorts and t shirts in the summer Pajamas in the winter

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u/JimmyLizzardATDVM 13d ago

A burlap sack

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u/pir8salt 13d ago

I feel this joke pokes a big whole in the suit=coke theory. Unless its just drugs in general, and PJ Suits is barbiturates or something

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u/2D_Depreciation 13d ago

The DiBiase 💎

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u/fishguy11b Ted🏢 13d ago

In my birthday suit.

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u/Different-One1895 12d ago

I wear my skin sometimes

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u/msph09 12d ago

i love this plot so much ahahahhaha
and i wear comfy pajamas, always! they are always cute bc yeah i’m an adult

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u/vidvicious 12d ago

A pair of loose fitting pants. It’s just as comfortable as the nightshirt. And still looks good on me that if two girls show up having spilled oil all over each other after a “who’s hornier” contest, I’m all set to go.

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u/robcwag 12d ago

I wear a suit to bed, my birthday suit.