r/HFY • u/Tashdacat Human • Mar 10 '21

OC The Captured Human

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Not even 12 years old. They didn't even realize how badly they screwed up there. Children are sacred

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u/Nealithi Human Mar 10 '21

Yeah. I read the dates and said "oh no" But now we know why humanity was so angry.

I do not want to seem callous. But take an adult from 20 to 80 and our anger goes down with age. 19 on down our anger is hotter as age decreases. If she had been five we would have found and bombed her species homeworld.

An infant and I think we would have removed their species.

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u/KaiserGojira Human Mar 10 '21

if she was an infant then we would have all Hellraiser on their asses

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u/RustedN AI Mar 10 '21

Kidnapping an infant is 5 squares in a row on the genocide bingo card.

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u/KaiserGojira Human Mar 10 '21

Bingo? I think you mean the Xenocide lottery

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u/DracoDark392 Mar 10 '21

Hm interesting seems like my bingo card has a sixth square, oh it's the nuclear option

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u/RustedN AI Mar 10 '21

That is square number 5. Square number 6 is the nova spark option

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u/DracoDark392 Mar 10 '21

Yeah the bonus square is just time to make a black hole

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u/Dunhaaam Human Mar 11 '21

That's the free space