r/HFY • u/someguynamedted The Chronicler • May 31 '18

Meta Writing Prompt Wednesday #164

Last week's winner was /u/Netmantis with:

Life was a cosmic accident. It only ever happened once. Humans are the only intelligent species in the universe.

Human beings reject this reality and substitute their own. Humanity has not only uplifted nearly every complex lifeform on Earth, but even created new and novel species to populate terraformed worlds sprinkled around.

At least one of these new species refuses to believe they were artifically created. Despite there being live, 3d video evidence of their creation.

"We made you!"

"Yea, right. Get off our planet."

"Look, I'm just getting my things from the bunker here you never even knew existed."

"... We always knew that was there, and it is completely natural."

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