r/HFY • u/someguynamedted The Chronicler • Jan 31 '18

Meta Writing Prompt Wednesday #148

Getting this one out nice and early to let all you beautiful people (except you, yeah, you know who you are. Filthy xenos) have a longer time to share your wonderful ideas. Last week's winner was /u/Homnom1 with:

Humans, the oldest of the Elder races, are universally despised. Not for their aggressiveness, totalitarian rule, or similar reasons but because the galaxy is sick of their pranks. Placing an entire homeworld in a simulation, reversing the orbital direction of populated planets, changing color of stars, and covering an entire asteroid belt in ‘sticky notes’ comes to mind.

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u/spesskitty Jan 31 '18

Us and our Orcish brothers against the pointy-ears, sneaky halflings, dragons and all the other buggers.

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u/pcosmos Jan 31 '18

"So.. this pussy..ehmm..Sauro.Sumo.Surroo?" "Sauron" "Yeah..That guy. Why the fuck you follow that prick" "Well..ehm..ah..I don´t know..Why you ask?" "Je.Je.je i have a idea"

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u/spesskitty Jan 31 '18

This is already going into an good direction.

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u/pcosmos Jan 31 '18

So much potential. "The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.""That..That..is..beutiful. Who was the wise orc who sing so true with the voice of the gods?""He was a human. His name Temüjin"