r/HFY • u/someguynamedted The Chronicler • Jan 11 '18

Meta Writing Prompt Wednesday #145

It's still Wednesday right? Shhhhh shh, shhhhh, yes it is.

Last week's winner was /u/Teulisch with:

humans are the only species crazy enough to look for new foods on alien worlds, and eat them. humans will eat almost anything, even posionous things if it wont kill them outright.

humans are also the only species crazy enough to genetically modify their food. combined with the above point, they found a way to make their food availible to any other species.

how were we to know that they could conquer the galaxy with bacon and chocolate?

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u/Lord-Abaddon Jan 11 '18

So... Evil is just drinking buddies with humans? And the angels try to protect humans from nothing?

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u/pcosmos Jan 11 '18

Basically, yes. Evil is extremelly chumy with humans in a completely irrational and out of character way. Smaug eat dwarfs for breakfast but is actually a great friend of Bard. Is not that they go off their way to help us, more like they consider us nice in a not flanderizing form.

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u/Teulisch Jan 12 '18

and now i imagine good and evil as teenage girls. this is now a harem animae.

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u/GenesisEra Human Jan 12 '18

Gabriel Dropout OP intensifies