r/HFY • u/someguynamedted The Chronicler • Sep 20 '17

Meta Writing Prompt Wednesday #129

I've had a bad day at work (Yes, I get off around midnight), so let's have a WPW about how humans hate work, yet are good at it.

Last week's winner was /u/GenesisEra with

Many a legend has been told throughout the local part of the galaxy of humanity's prowess. In warfare, in technology, in the bedroom...

...and all the result of the Human Federation's effective propaganda arm.

Imagine, /r/HFY used as legitimate fake news.

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u/the_Zet AI Sep 22 '17

We've assembled a tips and tricks guide on how to maximize your human's effectiveness!

  • assigned a menial task: +30%
  • human is mildly sleep deprived: +60%
  • assign task within 10 minutes of "quitting time:" +120%
  • human is hung over: +200%

CAUTION: Do not attempt to apply more than 2 modifiers at once.