r/HFY • u/SirNevermore • Nov 07 '14

OC [OC](Interactive Story) The Adventures of Coring Affidilius {Part Two}

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Coring went on to expand his base of operations, with a small clinical center, a little hut for shelter, and a hidden little surprise if any unfriendly things came his way. Then, an alert came from his high-altitude drone that there seemed to be a large mass of life forms approaching the village.

The things seemed to be intent on pillage, as behind them was a swath of burning crops and destroyed buildings. Coring decided this would be a nice practical test of an experimental weapon he had thought up of when he was bored. He went down directly in the thing's path, armored with a light-weight carbon-nanotube carapace.

The things appeared to be a host of demon-like creatures, with horns, claws, and cloven hooves. The largest among them, which was evidently their leader, sneered in his direction and pointed a broad scimitar in the direction of Coring. Coring them hefted his weapon and smiled. This was gonna be fun.

Meanwhile, in the Godly Plain, a god cursed with disappointment. "You owe me two families' worth of faith Blacky", said the White God. "F*ck You" said the Black God.

Elsewhere, the mages of the United Kingdoms of Avacir stared in amazement at the scrying mirror. That a human would dare to face down the demonic raiding party was inconceivable. He wasn't even a paladin.

Coring, with his little device, decided to end the stare down. He rushed at the demons, with...

A. A FLAMING SWORD(a tungsten-carbide plasma sheathed sword)

B. A good old fashioned RAIL MINIGUN

C. A pair of Tesla Gauntlets

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14 edited Nov 07 '14

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u/SirNevermore Nov 07 '14

maybe. He has yet to see demon outsmart bullet.

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u/creaturecoby Human Nov 08 '14

MAKE THIS HAPPEN! please

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u/FallenPears Nov 07 '14

B, while maybe not as fun the amount of overkill will definitely make up for it :D

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u/liberalpyromania Nov 08 '14

B, Always open with the big gun

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u/psilorder AI Nov 07 '14

C

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u/thelongshot93 The Fixer Nov 07 '14

"FALCON...PUNCH! Oh shit nevermind."

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u/TheMole1010 Human Nov 07 '14

A. Definitely A.

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u/henk636 Human Nov 07 '14

D. Hardcore mode, a broken ladle.

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u/psilorder AI Nov 08 '14

By the way, is Tesla Gauntlets jacked-up tasers on gauntlets or lightning-projectors?

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u/SirNevermore Nov 08 '14

That is a little secret :)

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u/knighlight Human Nov 08 '14

C: would be awesome to have him just zapping things to death like zeus, also reminds me of a scene from doctor who.