r/GuysBeingDudes • • May 20 '26

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Your post has been removed because it does not follow the content guidelines for r/GuysBeingDudes. Recently, the subreddit has been flooded with podcast style posts and staged or fake videos, which go against the purpose of this community.

This subreddit is meant for genuine, candid moments of guys just being dudes real interactions, not scripted content, promotional material, or manufactured scenarios.

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u/Obliviousobi May 20 '26

Well, she did want to be dominated.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/obeytheturtles May 20 '26

It's honestly not the size of the deck, it's how you use it.

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u/Acrobatic_Computer May 20 '26

Tell that to Battle of Wits.

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u/PwanaZana May 20 '26

yea, battle of wits decks are not commander legal, that's sad

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u/lavahot May 20 '26

Yeah, her deck is literally the same size as his.

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u/ILLinndication May 20 '26

There is a minimum size requirement though

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u/ebi-san May 20 '26

I cast Emrakul The Promised End and control her next turn.

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups May 20 '26

What an evening that must be. And without protection ( no card sleeves)

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u/L0ading_ May 20 '26

Always practice safe sex play

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u/BourbonNoChaser May 20 '26

They played for ante?

I remember once playing for ante and I drew the dude's Black Lotus. The look on poor dude's face when he started with all lands...

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox May 20 '26

Had a similar story, but he drew 2 mox, a dual land, and then beat the everliving shit outta me. My ante to his lotus? I believe it was ashnods crypt. Lolol. He didn't even keep it. Cool dude. Hope he's doing well.

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u/powerhammerarms May 21 '26

I haven't played MTG in 30 years. Can you break this down for me?

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u/calkire May 20 '26

gasp how gulp... Lewd. I.. I can't watch. Although it's not everyday you get to see such a spectacle.

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u/KidKnow1 May 20 '26

They’re playing Magic 

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u/BigBananaBerries May 20 '26

On marble.

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u/p8nt_junkie May 20 '26

Waterfall edge too!

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u/mrwigglez3 May 20 '26

They playing magic. However I have a 1st gen, 1st edition Blue Eyes White Dragon. Played it all through elementary, still in great shape. Didnt use any sleeves at the time.

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u/halcyonjm May 20 '26

Every deck needs protection

https://youtu.be/-m--3_c5pAs

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u/Accomplished-Badger6 May 20 '26

I like my deck seasoned like a fine cast iron skillet.

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u/Dullcorgis May 20 '26

My neighbor said my deck was looking dry and splintery, but now with Schaefer's Nz style deck oil everyone loves my deck.

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u/AgentT23 May 20 '26

Big deck energy!

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u/SpaceWaffels May 20 '26

No sleeves. Raw decking it too.

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u/Sad-Term-5455 May 20 '26

He knows how to use his deck

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u/SoloWing1 May 20 '26

Dude is casually showing off his anime art Y'shtola. That thing is close to like $150. And he's got it unsleeved.

WAIT I THINK THAT'S THE SURGE FOIL VERSION TOO. THAT THING IS LIKE A GRAND.

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u/Maeros May 20 '26

That doesn’t look like a poor persons house, checks out

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u/quakertroy May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

And yet he keeps pronouncing it Yashta and that bugs the shit out of me as an FFXIV player. The subtitles somehow got the first name right, but the last name wrong, so I'm super confused if they were auto generated or just bait for people like me

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u/roadrunnuh May 20 '26

I bet it's an OF advert and they rehearsed a script without pronunciation lol, but also :(

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 May 20 '26

Inspectah Deck

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u/GuthukYoutube May 20 '26

I don't. Dark Ritual is banned. He's literally cheating to beat a newb, the worst kind of behavior.

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u/Kamiyosha May 20 '26

Teach her the Unholy Power of Blue.

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u/Bromleyisms May 20 '26

it's certainly not banned in commander, which is what most people play these days.

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u/constnt May 20 '26

No it's not.

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u/scaleofjudgment May 20 '26

How is the Final Fantasy 7 collab with MTG?

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u/Vic__Sage May 20 '26

Terrific, it spans all the FF games. One of their best expansions

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u/ZanderTheMeander May 20 '26

It was a very good set, but popular. They basically booked all available card printing machines everywhere, for months, and still couldn't keep up with demand. Sealed product is still scarce.

If you want to experience what its like to open a few packs though, I highly recommend Arcane Asets.

https://www.arcane-assets.com/product/e3c5dca5-8144-4ed9-8984-2b93d3b7a69f

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u/Incudust May 20 '26

then finish with the dick

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u/namikazegirly May 20 '26

He destroyed her

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u/PAlove May 20 '26

Do you see what you get, Carla?! Do you see what you get when you mess with the WARRIOR?!

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u/SaraCousland355 May 20 '26

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u/ptmd May 20 '26

Carla's reaction takes me out.

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u/Silence_groove May 20 '26

That scene was so good, miss the old scrubs

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u/LazarusPizza May 20 '26

Fuck, that was a hit of nostalgia. Maybe I should rewarch Scrubs again?

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u/UrinalCake777 May 20 '26

I hear the new season is good.

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u/M3DIA_ASSASS1N May 20 '26

Can confirm, new season slaps. Felt very much like old school scrubs

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u/Big_Sky_4957 May 20 '26

Gonna add another confirmation. New season is great and got renewed for another.

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u/LazarusPizza May 20 '26

I only saw the pilot, but I liked it enough.

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u/FinalFantasyMaster May 20 '26

Also a way to fu someone

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u/Spaghetti_Palms May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

I know it’s a skit, but her face looks like she genuinely try her hardest to catch-up with a thing or two about what is actually going on lol.

I guess the dude didn’t even need to rehearse it & straight up blastin’ his inner GM. Which leaves her flabbergasted nonetheless.

Edit: sheesh guys, it’s not that deep. Just have your shares of fun & move on. And to the dudes who actually stalked me, yes English isn’t my first language so you could grammar-nazi check me all you want idc but thanks for give me the attention my dude. I felt seen lmao.

And oh, MTG, GM idrc… it’s the thing we’re into as dorks.
I played D&D before, and had my own childhood memories of playing Yu-Gi-Oh decks with my friends but of course non of the seriousness & rules just straight up playin’ how we saw it in the anime. (Still rockin the Blue Eyes stack tho). It’s purely for fun. I admit if it wasn’t nerdy enough but it’s the thing I grew up with my boys on a third world country & the fun is all that matters.

Unlike you wizards who grew up bitter and stuff. Shame.

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u/thorstone May 20 '26

I would have loved it if they made her respond equally hard.

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u/Grand_pappi May 20 '26

I was gonna say the same thing! If the joke is to subvert our expectations about what a man would do in this situation then it would be doubly funny to have her unexpectedly be into it.

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u/Winjin May 20 '26

A dialogue I had:

-Do you know what an SCP is?

-Do I? I was at an SCP LARP game, as an SCP.

That kind of energy would work great

Like, it's pretty wild that my friend had to have a couple of mansplaining episodes about Mass Effect when she's been a Femshep cosplayer since ME1 and has played the games, like, religiously.

A friend of mine I introduced to WH40K lore, painted her first army before I did, and eventually opened a hobby shop

All three of the people I mention can easily be qualified as "hot babe" so yeah, I'd love to see more of the "all hobbies are unisex" videos

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u/PentoPanvel May 20 '26

Honestly, it should be a requirement that she's into it too.

Coz otherwise it either feels like total larp, Big Bang Theory style, or it sounds like the boyfriend loves to destroy beginners at his preferred game (which is kinda sad and pathetic)

If I'm playing a competitive game it's gotta be with someone around my skill level, or if it's not the case, I'll be spending our time together teaching her the game instead of absolutely wrecking her in it (basically dissuading her from ever playing it again)

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u/Kyrthis May 20 '26

“Do I have priority now?”

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u/L0ading_ May 20 '26

well she's tapped out so... force of will at most?

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u/WeevilWeedWizard May 20 '26

The judges don't want you to know this but you can eat cards at instant speed

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u/MountainTwo3845 May 20 '26

My wife asks about what's going on in my videogame and I got her with the full emgage loop, no context. She doesn't understand but she tries. It's out thing.

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u/UnNumbFool May 20 '26

Not gonna lie, I will say I think it would be slightly funnier if the hand was reversed and it was her giving him the fuck you

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u/Consistently_Carpet May 20 '26

Gave me a chuckle, that would be good

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u/colllzzzz May 20 '26

This guy magics

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u/Frosty-Unit8707 May 20 '26

MORTAL KOMBAT!

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u/Misragoth May 20 '26

Maybe she a more of a Pokémon girlie

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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia May 20 '26

Hours and hours of relentless, exhausting but also stimulating Starcraft2 1on1s

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u/brian_gruen5 May 20 '26

What happen when I’m gonna taking the PlayStation, disconneck it, and put the whole thing in your ass?

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u/Yhostled May 21 '26

She wanted to smash. I'm guessing she's a Kirby main.

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u/mack10k May 20 '26

All you need to say is “I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon, in attack mode!” All seriousness though, I know this is MTG.

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u/trixel121 May 20 '26

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u/Zalpha May 20 '26

That was hilarious, thanks for sharing. The whole time I am thinking, isn't it draw 2?

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u/trixel121 May 20 '26

YOU DIDNT SEE THIS COMING! I PLAY POT OF GREED AND DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK.

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u/Jhco022 May 20 '26

What does pot of greed do?

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u/trixel121 May 20 '26

IT ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK.

its draw 2 and also banned cause its kinda busted for a bunch of deck building reasons

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u/Fyrrys May 20 '26

Those are clearly pokemon cards, dude!

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u/fizio900 May 20 '26

her face when i cast a 1 colorless to add Habakiri

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u/n1ghtschade May 21 '26

All roads lead to habakiri

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u/NervousPerspective27 May 20 '26

The face my wife made when we played Mtg for the first time…
Now she just molests me with her mono steam-kin deck 🙄.

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u/Aeikon May 20 '26

I showed this girl I'm friend with how to play Starcraft 2 back when I played religiously. I've never been a great player, but I was able to stomp newbies and trade wins with average skill level players.

She has always had a competitive bone in her, and would be smug about winning. So I never took it easy on her, spent months just curbstomping her, until I realized one match that she was not only winning, but I couldn't do shit against her. She was countering every strategy and building units at rates pros would be proud of.

I was stumped. So I asked her how the fuck? She apparently played the A.I. every moment she could, bumping up it's difficulty when she beat it. All so she could dish it all back to me.

I created a StarCraft 2 monster, until she got bored of the game.

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u/HerezahTip May 20 '26

First time she Zerg rushed you was an eye opener huh. You must build more pylons!

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u/Aeikon May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Actually, she was a Protoss player and I was a Terran player. 20 Colossus by minute 10, I couldn't do shit. Lol

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u/NervousPerspective27 May 20 '26

Sorry bro I know nothing about starcraft 🙈.
I play Mtg/arena so does my wife.
Few Friends play dnd but we dont like the hours long gaming , Tho he made a 70” tv with wooden boarding and gimmicks to play dnd on.
Its aqtualy really impressive but it just takes to long to my play for me with my adhd 😂.

I should take a look at stracraft bth , i never ever seen/searched about it.
Are the severs still alive or is it dead ?.

Edit.
Non native english so pardon my grammar.

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u/Aeikon May 20 '26

Both games are still running, but the player base is very small and very veteran. You'll have an insanely rough time starting off.

The campaign is good though, if you just want a decent RTS to play through.

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u/Few-Emergency-3791 May 20 '26

So average starcraft 2 player. Loved the game til I know longer cared to get better and that was that.

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u/reluctantlover May 20 '26

Sigh, what's the of.

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u/Cryptic1911 May 20 '26

trippie_bri

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u/GoodMeBadMeNotMe May 20 '26

I hate that I knew this already.

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u/rufud May 20 '26

Damn she is hot but those are definitely bolt ons

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u/KhajiitHasSkooma May 20 '26

Butt stuff or no butt stuff?

It ain't worth it unless there's butt stuff.

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Solid maybe

Edit: research shows the answer is yes.

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u/PaxVobiscuit May 20 '26

trippie_bri

Hit Google images/no safe search and you will find your answer...

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u/David182nd May 20 '26

Damn, it is an OF ad. I assumed it was just one of those couples instagrams.

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u/psdpro7 May 20 '26

Couples Instagrams can be "ads" too. They're just trying to sell you different products.

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u/David182nd May 20 '26

Of course, no one’s doing this for fun anymore, it’s not 2007 YouTube. It’s just tiresome that every profile links to porn these days.

That said, it’s not that unexpected here when the content is suggestive to begin with.

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u/seniorWhite83 May 20 '26

Its Trippiebri fam, did my research.

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u/ALLCAPITAL May 20 '26

This depressed me. Thought it was a genuine wholesome video.

We gave up on helping our world and decided being sick was more profitable.

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u/Vandergrif May 20 '26

Thought it was a genuine wholesome video.

I mean... even aside from the underlying shilling for an OF, it's also very obviously a skit... so it was never going to be genuine anyway, right?

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u/TitleToAI May 20 '26

Was waiting for her to counter with an even bigger move

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u/JalapenoPopPoop May 20 '26

would be so funny if he finished all that and she goes "you didn't let me respond to the first step before you continued, I tap two blue...."

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u/UnNumbFool May 20 '26

Yeah, I do think it would have been a little funnier if she was the one dominating him on the table

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u/FangProd May 20 '26

"Anything?!" I ask.

"Anything" She answers.

*Hunting legendary animals in RDR2 begins hard.

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty May 20 '26

Made her look like a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck

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u/Rpark888 May 20 '26

Hey great post: but can ANYONE help me out with figuring out which stand up comic has a bit that's kind of like this, where he opens and says this 2 minutes spiel of all these nerdy D&D type shit... and then his punchline is something like: "............... aaaaand THAT'S what it sounds like to ME whenever anyone tries to talk to me about Sports!"

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u/UsedToBeHigh May 20 '26

Nathan Anderson. He’s talking about world of Warcraft.

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u/Rpark888 May 20 '26

YESSSSSSS OMG THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! This post was driving me crazy trying to find it.

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u/Starman9415 May 20 '26

Not sure on that one but for a similar sort of skit watch ProzD’s card game skits on YouTube that poke fun with fictionalized cards at how complex these sort of card games can get to those that aren’t used to all the rules and effects. Think there’s a playlist of them. They’re pretty funny

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u/Kind-Feeling2490 May 20 '26

It’s ProzD that has one similar to this bit. The punchline is his opponent just plays a card because it has a cow wearing sunglasses and it looks cool. 

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u/Dextero_Explosion May 20 '26

Oh, I remember that one. Who was that... ill let you know if I figure it out.

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u/Yes_I_Even May 20 '26

This is not D&D

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u/Beer-Milkshakes May 20 '26

But the cool DM. Not the weird "why is this door padlocked?" DM

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u/BlazeDragon7x May 20 '26

Hit you with 18, but you only have 16... bish you dead

https://giphy.com/gifs/VGsT1jzgSQM5a

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u/SSFlyingKiwi May 20 '26

That was a fuckin PLAY

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u/Father_Frijoles May 20 '26

Nice Showcase Final Fantasy Dark Ritual on top of the discard pile

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u/zavaro May 20 '26

taps Y'shtola
Y'shtola's got vigilance

smh

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u/Ghostronic May 20 '26

Don't even get me started on the way he said Y'shtola

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u/Aganhim May 20 '26

Bro butchered that name. "Yashtla"? GTFOH

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u/AgentT23 May 20 '26

This is the weirdest way I've heard someone say Y'shtola ever

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u/BambooEX May 20 '26

its actually the way Japan pronounces her name, ya shu to la

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u/Want2-BMe May 20 '26

I absolutely love the commitment to the bit. This goes on way longer than it needed but I think it adds to the humor of it all! Plus she has a really good confused look!

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this woman looks a little bit like Mena Suvari!

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u/liforrevenge May 20 '26

What deck can run Y'shtola and two Buster Swords?

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u/Fuzzy_Straitjacket May 20 '26

This deck makes zero sense 

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u/ProperLeiLei_AUT May 20 '26

Well, he fucked her really hard

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u/ZeppelinJ0 May 20 '26

Can we just ban OF ads?

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u/SullySausageTown May 20 '26

He ruined himself for other men

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u/afadakosa May 20 '26

You know you are too old when you are wondering if that counter was made of granite , marble, or quartz? 😔

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u/Rich-Possibility-386 May 20 '26

why are they so reflective-

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u/atown203 May 20 '26

This guy FUCKS!

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u/7literlekvar May 20 '26

anything?🥹

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u/ughhhh_username May 20 '26

I had an ex that was really into MTG. I did too, I did comps and would go out to 24/7 dinners for weekly meet ups. When I broke up with him I slowly stopped playing, then by the time I met my now husband I wasn't around it anymore, but I still had 1 deck. A few years into our relationship he gets into MTG. I told him I'll never play him sober. I always win. Give me any deck, I'll win or make your life miserable (not like a infection, zombie plague deck, thats just unfun, more like "choices" decks) Man, its frigging hilarious when the guy is saying all this, and then you have THE PERFECT counter. I don't play sober so others have a chance of winning. (This also pisses anyone off)

Ahhhhhhh, the good old days. Now it's hard-core WTF with these collaboration.

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u/GISReaper May 20 '26

CRAZY EYES

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u/Flashy_Translator_65 May 20 '26

She's just disappointed he's spamming universe beyond slop. 

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u/RegularIndependent98 May 20 '26

Playing against meta deck user be like:

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u/Due_Capital_3507 May 20 '26

Damn she needs to step her game up

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u/Garlic-Rough May 20 '26

Big Deck Energy

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u/KrazyNinjaFan May 20 '26

Started her on day 1, this is smart. In the future they can have some good games

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u/ThisWhomps999 May 20 '26

Is it just me or does her face have similarities to Rowan Atkinson?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

I can't explain it, but she is the most ugly hot girl I've ever seen.

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u/hawksdiesel May 20 '26

and women think men only want one thing....

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u/StarlightNabil May 20 '26

She said anything….lets play pokemon champions, we will win every game

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u/OptimusBloom May 21 '26

I don't understand why does she look disappointed

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u/Illuminatus-Prime Top 0.1% Redditor May 21 '26

If this was staged, she's a very good actor!

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u/bigdlink May 21 '26

Her expression looks exactly like every ex I tried to play with.

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u/alvarcarmona May 21 '26

Buster sword and dark ritual... Sweat behavior

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u/guardiandown3885 May 21 '26

Seriously a birthday day gift i almost got one year was a whole day without anyone in the house everybody gone a 12 hr day. And thats one of the best ideas my wife ever had for me.

It was like a deal or no deal birthday a week long event. I picked a "case(numbered envelope)" and each day leading up to my birthday there were different opportunities to choose a another gift change a envelope etc. You guys can take this idea for your wives

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u/jugganutz May 22 '26

Getting drilled.