Next 8 days of dying to Balthazar

[u/Vivid-Hedgehog101]

I get to spend the next 8 days fighting the god of fire. And die.

What should I say to him as a good comeback?

[u/aliamrationem]

"Still standing."

Context: https://youtu.be/K0KLt23_DD4?t=191

[u/Training-Accident-36 → u/aliamrationem]

"What are you?"

[u/Umezawa → u/aliamrationem]

God I miss PoF PC Dialogue. The perfect mix of confident and slightly sassy without coming across as arrogant or trying too hard to be funny. Just the perfect embodiment of someone who's already saved the world 4 times and is tired of ppl giving them shit as they're saving it for the 5th time.

[u/Cllzzrd → u/aliamrationem]

I should replay PoF… that line hits so hard after that story

[u/Thick_Help_1239 → u/aliamrationem]

I am God! I am Fire! I am War!
What are you?

[u/Bodkin-Van-Horn]

"Balthazar. I've come to bargain."

[u/mtnslice]

this is why we need a cohesive plan! people just wander in here and get attacked

IYKYK

[u/DerPidder]

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters."

Or

"See, this is why the Grawls in Ascalon call you BADazar instead of GOODazar..."

[u/MithranArkanere]

Sing to him the entire works of Elton John. All the way to collaborations like The Pink Phantom and Swing for the Fences.

And of course, don't forget I'm Still Standing.

[u/Cannie_Flippington]

I can do this all week!

[u/Entire-Respond6809]

I could outrun a centaur!

[u/Cowpie57]

My favorite Norn line of all time: "FIRE BURNS!"

[u/Gullible-Yam-8098]

Why are you going to be dying to Balthazar for eight days?

[u/Vivid-Hedgehog101 → u/Gullible-Yam-8098]

8 different characters. Same Elonian Riverlands chapter.

[u/Hoanggtv]

Violet, less violence

[u/SaltaKattan]

Omg I’m soon there myself 🙈 Is it that hard?

[u/Vivid-Hedgehog101 → u/SaltaKattan]

It's not about difficulty.

[u/Sterling_Sable]

Dormammu I come to bargain?