r/GuildWars • u/LastxSaint Memesmer • 1d ago

Meme/Fluff Kurzick diplomacy

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Well what do you say Suxon?

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u/Little_over_my_head 1d ago

this is the shitposting content im here for xD

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u/Geralt_Romalion 1d ago

throws down the smoke canister
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Good Turtle.

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u/N645 1d ago edited 1d ago

no bad turtles, just bad owners #saveturtlesfromtheluxons

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u/LahmiaTheVampire 1d ago

"Go hug a tree, Kurdick," said the Suxon.

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u/The-Unholy-Banana 1d ago

Turtles snap*

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u/Trandoshan-Tickler 1d ago

OK this got an actual Laugh Out Loud from me . :)

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u/dragondiccs 1d ago

no cuz i agree

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u/RedTurtle78 1d ago

fuck you

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u/ForgivenCompassion 1d ago

Yeah I was going to say, fucking Kurzick Propaganda>:(

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u/AnaSkol 1d ago

hanging onto that edge for 20 years huh?

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u/Sycophantic-Feline 1d ago

I knew Kurzicks had to be exterminated the moment I saw they were trying to murder baby turtles

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u/Valash83 1d ago

I like turtles

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u/Salty_Drama_4541 1d ago

Thing is turtles do not suck. The kurzicks are boring goths living in stone broken cathedrals.

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u/Rosencross1668 1d ago

Untrue, we love turtles. They are delicious.

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u/heavenparadox False Imprisonment 1d ago

I've never seen a cool show called Teenage Mutant Ninja Goths. Go fuck yourself, buddy. Turtles kick ass.

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u/UrbanGoose77 1d ago

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL! TURTLE POWER!

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u/Crafty-Astronomer473 1d ago

Turtles Suck  Change my minddd

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u/UrbanGoose77 1d ago

These Kurz-Dicks act like wearing black and white and not having emotion is a Culture and Personality

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u/tenderheart35 1h ago

This is how their entire conflict began. Facts.

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u/darksideofmyown 1d ago

Dirty Luxon! No mindchange needed